SCOTTY's definitions

clobber the kleenex

Having a sexual affair with klenex brand tissue.

by Scotty May 21, 2003

joli

a hot girl

by Scotty July 16, 2006

Eurobitch

A woman from Europe. Distinguishing characteristics: white chick who doesn't shave her pits or legs and takes a shower once a week because she mistakenly thinks fermenting body funk is sexy.

I threw up on my sheets when the Eurobitch asked me to eat her out. Her pussy smelled exactly like her ass.

by Scotty February 17, 2004

falldown

1) An imbecile; someone who can't do anything without support.

2) An imflammatory remark concerning one's appearance or abilities.

Me: That guy in IT can't get anything right...
You: Yeah, he's a real falldown...

Me: Get out of the @#*%& fast lane, falldown!

by Scotty March 17, 2004

pop and lock

v. A style of breakdancing which involves short, rapid movement of the arms and legs (popping), combined with brief pauses between movements. Sometimes accompanied with subtle foot movements known as 'gliding' in which the breaker appears to move around the floor without using/lifting their legs.

Me: Yo! Check it out! There's some B-Boys poppin' and lockin' over there!
You: Hot damn! Let's go scope it out!

by Scotty June 30, 2004

glebe

The word Glebe means an absolute fucking spasticated faggot

Lewis, you are a fucking Glebe!

by scotty July 16, 2006

peow

Used as onomatopoeia to discribe the motion of sexual intercourse. Or to say you would like to have sex with someone. Usually used in conjunction with a thrusting motion of the pelvis. Most commonly used in New Zealand after featuring on a local cartoon series.

"I took her home for a little 'peow peow.'

by Scotty February 11, 2005