one-eyed pirate

When one proceedes to bang a girl, pulls out near ejaculation, skeet in her eye, and finally kick out her shin. Now you have a pissed off, one-eyed, one-legged, bitch chasing after you. Hence, the one-eyed pirate.

Tom was prepared to run for his life after giving his girl friend a one-eyed pirate.

by Ryan April 20, 2004

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kaity

A egotistical bi*ch that needs to keep her nose out of other peoples business.

Haha, stop acting like Kaity!

by Ryan March 16, 2005

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Black Cracker

A black person, although black on the outside has the personality and appearance of a white person.

Ho Ho, Ding Dong, Robert Williams.

by Ryan March 21, 2005

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clam bake

when you sit in a car and smoke weed

yo, lets have a calm bake

by ryan February 06, 2004

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sealed-shut

After shooting cum all over her face (in particular her eyes), if one takes a blow dryer to dry the cum out therby disabling the eyelids from openning, she is said to be sealed-shut. Not to be confused with wordairtightword.

My teacher Ms. Radley deserves to be sealed-shut for giving me a C on my paper.

by Ryan August 13, 2003

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