Ryan's definitions

Lauri Ylönen

Lead singer of THE RASMUS an amazing band. He was a sexii ass voice and is currenly dating a girl by the name of Natalia Del Pozo or Nati Luna as some call her. She is the quote WOMAN OF THE CROW as he likes to call her. Lucky bitch! They are also planning a marrige and a little boy by the name of Dexter.

Not Like The Other Girls

by Ryan February 12, 2005

Saadict

Someone who is adicted to Sard Wonder Soap and is constantly cleaning with Sard Wonder Soap.. They live their life by it.

"my mum is doing the washing agin...i think shes a saadict"

by Ryan April 13, 2004

lions tail

Lions tail is a plant that is considered a weed and can reach up to 25 feet tall. The latin name is Leonotis leonorus. It can be used to ease pre-menstural discomfort, but it is more often used as a legal substitute to Cannabis.

"Lets go smoke some weed". "Nah, I dont want to get in trouble. Lets smoke some Lions tail".

by Ryan June 19, 2006

clown punch

When a man cums in a woman's face after fellatio and then punches her in the nose causing a nose bleed.

She was sucking my dick, man, and I gave her a clown punch.

by ryan February 26, 2004

Yoder

When someone does something completely and utterly retarded. A "Yoder" cannot be explained by logic, but by only shouting out, "Damn, what a fuckin Yoder."

When your drunk and tell a kid to take you and your keg back to your dorm room. Him being sober, reasonably comprehends he cannot bring a keg of beer into a dorm room but follows his friends directions without any discretion. "Damn what a Yoder."

by Ryan July 12, 2004

Survivor

An awesome Progressive/Arena rock band from Chicago. They're peak in popularity and album sales was between 1982 and the late 80s. The related bands in their genre are: Foreigner, Journey, and Starship. Survivor's greatest songs were: High On You, Poor Man's Son, Is This Love, Eye of The Tiger, and The Search Is Over. You must check this band out.

"Eye of The Tiger" was featured in the Rocky soundtrack. "Vital Signs" is the finest Survivor album.

by Ryan August 11, 2004

Weintop

The head of the penis. The most sensitive part of the reproductive organ.

After coming in from the long run on the cool spring day, my weintop was freezing.

I slammed the door on my weintop then fell to my knees and started to cry.

by Ryan June 19, 2006