Ross's definitions

quick shit

Sarcastic name for one who has just done or said something extremely stupid.

Kyle: (accidentaly knocks baby off bridge after balancing it on the railing)
Ross:way to go quick shit!
Kyle:shutup

also see: quickness

by Ross March 28, 2004

yii

a variation of yaa, which is a variation of yeah

*something good happens*
person: yiiiiiii!

by ROSS October 19, 2004

witches tit

the extreme ends of any spectrum

Man, its colder than a witches tit out here.

by ross March 5, 2004

booming

The act of being on psychadelic mushrooms.

Colten is booming this weekend; he got a quarter of some bomb-ass shrooms.

by Ross October 29, 2004

rossturbator

derogatory term used by jessica and erin to refer to me in my junior year of my high school career at the prison of kingwood high school

Rossturbator is looking at porn!

by ross March 5, 2004

Detlef Schrempf

A former NBA basketball player known around league locker rooms as having the largest cock in the league. As a verb "Detlef Schrempfed" or "schrempfed" or "D. Schrempfed" refers to being royally fucked as if by the largest cock imaginable.

I was in a bar and this girl "Detlef Schrempfed" me in front of my crew when she laughed after I asked her for Chili Dog sex.

by Ross June 16, 2006

Ricer

Ricers are people who spend very little on their Import Domestics. Most Ricers add a Cold Air Intake (CAI) and a Exhaust and think they can take any car on the road.

Tuner Named Ross Hey Brandon your nothing but a 'ricer' bitch who has put nothing on your car besides a CAI and Exhaust.
Ricer Named Brandon Dude my car has 165 horsepower I can take your Integra Type-R.
Tuner Ross Dude, you know my Type-R's engine has been completely rebuilt so why are you running your mouth?
Ricer Brandon Dude, I can so smoke you.
Ross Dude you drive a Honda Civic 2 Door from 91, that engine has practically no torque output at all, I don't want to embarass you.
Brandon Just race bitch
*The two line up on a old highway and take off, Ross easily overcomes the ricer car, Ross laughs as Brandon goes slowly because of poorly timed shifts.*
{At the Finish line}
Ross So I told you man, you suck and so do all ricers
*Ross burns out and leaves Brandon sitting on the side of the road.

by Ross January 31, 2005