93 definitions by Ross
A strongly homosexual erotic way of talking between a group of German idiots, visiting the SITC portal.
by Ross March 31, 2004
bland or unhealthy food that is particularly nondescript or unappetizing. Undesirable food. A weird stew.
My friend cooked me dinner... and while she's always talking about exotic cuisine, all she made was a crummy plate of grelch.
The refrigerator is full of grelch - there's nothing to eat.
I don't know what the soup of the day is... it looks like grelch.
The frozen turkey pot pie looked good on the box, but it tasted like a grelch pie.
The refrigerator is full of grelch - there's nothing to eat.
I don't know what the soup of the day is... it looks like grelch.
The frozen turkey pot pie looked good on the box, but it tasted like a grelch pie.
by Ross April 2, 2007
"Sorry you are not a resident of the USA, therefore you cannot benefit from the great services Napster can give" - The message I got after waiting 2 fucking hours trying to download this shit
by Ross May 8, 2004
Arse Flaps
Someone with a rather large fatty arse, when they move, the fat 'flaps'
Insulting because, not many people like 1)referal to their arse and 2) not many people like being called a fat arse
Used by Dani Filth
Someone with a rather large fatty arse, when they move, the fat 'flaps'
Insulting because, not many people like 1)referal to their arse and 2) not many people like being called a fat arse
Used by Dani Filth
by Ross April 19, 2005
A common term synonymous with the intestine being a straight path where (brown) faeces is kept, and thus it is called the "'chocolate' freeway"
by Ross February 10, 2002
Commonly misinterpreted to describe a homosexual. A 'cockmaster' is actually one who through much training, has mastered the art of seduction. A true 'cockmaster' will be promiscuous and seldom pleasure the same girl twice. Although he may leave broken hearts in his wake, the 'cockmaster' will have no regrets, will never apologise and never look back.
by Ross October 23, 2004