Rook's buddy's definitions
"Fuzzy credit card" is a moderately pejorative phrase referring to the costs that a male normally incurs while socializing with a female. An obvious and sophomoric comparison is made between using a credit card reader and the act of sexual intercourse: Sliding one's penis into a woman's vagina will rack up the highest interest rates you are ever going to pay.
1. That woman is a real fuzzy credit card. I'm bankrupting myself just trying to satisfy her desires for gifts and expensive dinners!
2. Dude, I had to dump that chick. I was racking up too many charges on that fuzzy credit card.
3. She sure is enjoyable to be around, but I had to shit-can her, because she ended up being a fuzzy credit card.
2. Dude, I had to dump that chick. I was racking up too many charges on that fuzzy credit card.
3. She sure is enjoyable to be around, but I had to shit-can her, because she ended up being a fuzzy credit card.
by Rook's Buddy May 9, 2010
Get the fuzzy credit cardmug. The mat of pubic hair on a female that must be parted before urination or the stream of urine will be split into a disgusting spray of nasty hot piss.
Example one: Lori has such a nasty mat of hair on her pussy that she must part her labia so that she can avoid spraying the entire toilet bowl with a golden piss cutter.
Example two: That nasty bitch pulled her panties aside to take a leak, but sprayed the bumper of my truck with a golden horrible piss cutter!
Example two: That nasty bitch pulled her panties aside to take a leak, but sprayed the bumper of my truck with a golden horrible piss cutter!
by Rook's Buddy May 8, 2010
Get the piss cuttermug. A term that is synonymous with "regular guy." Coined after the caps they wear, which often display the logo of a favorite sports team, company or organization. Many regular guys prefer this kind of logo-wear, and don't seem to mind paying for such items.
1. Said by a woman to her girlfriend: OMG, look at that ballcap! I wonder if he has any hair under that stupid hat?
2. Those ballcaps at the home-center store always stare at my breasts. I'm sure they are harmless, but they give me the creeps! (Also said by a woman to her girlfriend.)
3. That drunken and rude ballcap asked me for directions. I'm sure he didn't understand what I told him.
2. Those ballcaps at the home-center store always stare at my breasts. I'm sure they are harmless, but they give me the creeps! (Also said by a woman to her girlfriend.)
3. That drunken and rude ballcap asked me for directions. I'm sure he didn't understand what I told him.
by rook's Buddy May 23, 2010
Get the ballcapmug. Female, and perhaps effeminate males, that are exceptionally flighty and irresponsible are often called dingbats. Reason and accountability are concepts that dingbats refuse to acknowledge.
The dingbat got a speeding ticket on the way to her hair appointment. She was not upset about receiving the citation, but was very unsatisfied and upset about her bad haircut.
by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010
Get the dingbatmug. The term "scooter trash" generally refers to motorcyclists who are not organized into a more formal group. It is proper to refer to a group of middle-aged grey-beard types as scooter trash. Scooter trash can also refer to a group of teenagers and 20somethings on plastic Japanese motorcycles. Generally, scooter trash consists of harmless, relatively nice people who ride motorcycles. Biker gang members are not scooter trash.
1. Hey, check out the scooter trash on those crotch-rockets! Lets follow them; they probably know where the cool chicks hang out.
2. He is a good rider. He has been scooter trash for a long time.
2. He is a good rider. He has been scooter trash for a long time.
by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010
Get the scooter trashmug. 1. Be careful of her, she's a real baby machine. Use a condom!
2. You better dump that baby machine, before you knock her up.
3. My girlfriend is a real baby machine. She's pregnant again!
2. You better dump that baby machine, before you knock her up.
3. My girlfriend is a real baby machine. She's pregnant again!
by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010
Get the baby machinemug. "Take a Midol" is a disparaging phrase said to a woman who is behaving in a bitchy and confrontational fashion, as women are know to do when experiencing the symptoms of PMS. Sometimes said by a male, the phrase is more powerful when uttered by a female toward another female, as a strong complaint about the woman's behavior and/or attitude. (Midol is a commonly used over-the-counter medication marketed to women for the symptoms of PMS.)
Woman to woman: What is wrong with you? Stop being so upset and take a Midol!
Man to woman: Honey, please! Take a Midol before we have another domestic violence event in this house trailer!
Man to woman: Honey, please! Take a Midol before we have another domestic violence event in this house trailer!
by Rook's Buddy June 3, 2010
Get the Take a Midolmug.