The mat of pubic hair on a female that must be parted before urination or the stream of urine will be split into a disgusting spray of nasty hot piss.
Example one: Lori has such a nasty mat of hair on her pussy that she must part her labia so that she can avoid spraying the entire toilet bowl with a golden piss cutter.
Example two: That nasty bitch pulled her panties aside to take a leak, but sprayed the bumper of my truck with a golden horrible piss cutter!
Example two: That nasty bitch pulled her panties aside to take a leak, but sprayed the bumper of my truck with a golden horrible piss cutter!
by Rook's Buddy May 8, 2010
Get the piss cuttermug. Clitty litter is what ends up in the crotch of a woman's panties. It consists of dried semen, vaginal secretions, and any other material the woman may be shedding from her uterine and vaginal lining. It can also consist of bits of toilet paper, and if the woman is very unclean, bits of fecal matter, also known as shit. A dingleberry may detach from the hair around the woman's anus, and this too may end up becoming clitty litter.
Clitty litter can be white, red, green, or even brown. This depends on the recent activity of the woman, and her attention to personal hygiene. Check the woman's panties for skid marks!
Clitty litter can be white, red, green, or even brown. This depends on the recent activity of the woman, and her attention to personal hygiene. Check the woman's panties for skid marks!
I was going to go down on that bitch, but that good-looking pussy smelled of ass. Being sneaky, I checked her panties, and found the vented cotton panel to be soaked with dried clitty litter. I then directed me to give me a blow job.
Example two: My girlfriend just got out of the shower, so there was little chance of encountering any nasty clitty litter.
Example two: My girlfriend just got out of the shower, so there was little chance of encountering any nasty clitty litter.
by Rook's Buddy May 8, 2010
Get the clitty littermug. A woman who is, at her very core, stupid and/or ignorant. Normally this word is used toward women who are over forty. It is not often used toward younger women or women in their teens. "Dumb" refers to a person who cannot speak, and most dumb beavers talk far too much, so the definition is not completely accurate, in a literal sense. Still, when you say "dumb beaver," everybody knows exactly what you mean.
1. While riding my Harley, this dumb beaver pulled out in front of me. She must have been late for her hair appointment!
2. It would have been nice to actually get the questions answered, but the dumb beaver on the phone was too ignorant to be helpful.
2. It would have been nice to actually get the questions answered, but the dumb beaver on the phone was too ignorant to be helpful.
by Rook's Buddy May 9, 2010
Get the dumb beavermug. "Fuzzy credit card" is a moderately pejorative phrase referring to the costs that a male normally incurs while socializing with a female. An obvious and sophomoric comparison is made between using a credit card reader and the act of sexual intercourse: Sliding one's penis into a woman's vagina will rack up the highest interest rates you are ever going to pay.
1. That woman is a real fuzzy credit card. I'm bankrupting myself just trying to satisfy her desires for gifts and expensive dinners!
2. Dude, I had to dump that chick. I was racking up too many charges on that fuzzy credit card.
3. She sure is enjoyable to be around, but I had to shit-can her, because she ended up being a fuzzy credit card.
2. Dude, I had to dump that chick. I was racking up too many charges on that fuzzy credit card.
3. She sure is enjoyable to be around, but I had to shit-can her, because she ended up being a fuzzy credit card.
by Rook's Buddy May 9, 2010
Get the fuzzy credit cardmug. An old term and endearing term for a flight attendant. "Sky Biscuit" is seldom used in modern times due to the age and general surliness of the typical modern flight attendant.
1. That sky biscuit is a real hottie! She must be new to the airline industry. Didn't she used to work at Hooters?
2. Old Captain to young First Officer: "We used to hire some real nice-looking sky biscuits, but now we only hire hags and fags."
2. Old Captain to young First Officer: "We used to hire some real nice-looking sky biscuits, but now we only hire hags and fags."
by Rook's Buddy May 12, 2010
Get the sky biscuitmug. "Take a Midol" is a disparaging phrase said to a woman who is behaving in a bitchy and confrontational fashion, as women are know to do when experiencing the symptoms of PMS. Sometimes said by a male, the phrase is more powerful when uttered by a female toward another female, as a strong complaint about the woman's behavior and/or attitude. (Midol is a commonly used over-the-counter medication marketed to women for the symptoms of PMS.)
Woman to woman: What is wrong with you? Stop being so upset and take a Midol!
Man to woman: Honey, please! Take a Midol before we have another domestic violence event in this house trailer!
Man to woman: Honey, please! Take a Midol before we have another domestic violence event in this house trailer!
by Rook's Buddy June 3, 2010
Get the Take a Midolmug. 1. Be careful of her, she's a real baby machine. Use a condom!
2. You better dump that baby machine, before you knock her up.
3. My girlfriend is a real baby machine. She's pregnant again!
2. You better dump that baby machine, before you knock her up.
3. My girlfriend is a real baby machine. She's pregnant again!
by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010
Get the baby machinemug.