RUMCROOK

1. A condition where the penis curves-off or bends at an irregular angle, almost giving the appearance of the penis having an "elbow" causing the owner's erection to look like the number "7" or a very acute banana (as opposed to a nice straight weiner with a gentle upwards bend.)

2. A deformed or badly malformed dick.

Bro, I was watching a porn when this dude with the most disgusting rumcrook and hushpuppie sack came in and ruined the whole thing. It looked like a broken sausage, damn thing was bent in the middle. looked like a babies leg.

Ugh, that's horrendous? Glad I don't have a rumcrook.

by Roblox OOOF noise guy May 08, 2023

SHENIS

A dude's dick, but said dude subjectively believes he is a woman and behaves and dresses as a woman. A "M to F" transsexuals penis.

That drag queen is dancing up a storm, but her shenis bulge is kind of gross, not gonna lie.

by Roblox OOOF noise guy May 08, 2023

Cuttin' Muffins

Farting. A cute slang for warm little toots, normally done in private or secretly released in the corner so as not to draw attention. First usage in midwestern households as a way to innocently refer to farts in a polite and G-rated manner. The term was popularized by the character BRAK in his epic "I love Beans" song from the show 'Space Ghost Coast to Coast' on the Adult Swim network. (Search: "I love Beans by Brak song") Often, women are thought to "cut muffins" but anyone who has ever LIVED with a woman knows that women do not cut muffins, they release toxic clouds of mustard gas. Only little girls and little boys (and cute pets) cut muffins. In short, to "cut muffins" is to flatulate in subterfuge.

Look at Jeremy over there in the corner pretending to be interested in that painting, ha, bastard is just over there cuttin' muffins. That whole corner is gonna smell like death for the next hour...

by Roblox OOOF noise guy April 20, 2022

Peachmeat

A vulgar slang for the female vulva (outer genitals) which can at times, reseble a peach through yoga pants, swimsuits, or tight shorts. Similar in usage to "camel-toe" , "moose knuckle" or "clam"....

Damn Kayla! Those stretchy pants tight enough for you? Everyone can clearly see all that peachmeat you got goin on down there.

by Roblox OOOF noise guy June 06, 2024

Gomp

Gomp (verb) - to eat something quickly and in one bite, sometimes making the sound "gomp".

Eating like a hungry dog.

1. Oh damn, your dog gomped that pizza down in one gulp!
2. I'm starving, once our sushi comes out I'm bout to gomp the hell out of it.

by Roblox OOOF noise guy September 11, 2022

Piece of Strange

1. Sex with a new girl or previously unknown (to you) woman
2. Sex outside of your relationship or marriage

1. We were downtown at the strip district last Friday, drinking, raising hell, and lookin for a piece of strange.

2. Hey man, you know, I love my wife but every so often I could go for a piece of strange.

by Roblox OOOF noise guy October 06, 2022

Gaybaby

gaybaby is a slang for a prolonged awkward silence in conversation. It originally was from a pop culture reference that during every awkward silence a gay baby was born. (Adapted from "Its a wonderful life" pop culture reference "teacher says every time a bell rings an angel gets its wings"). Because of this, kids in the 90s and early 00s would race to be the first to exclaim "GAYBABY!" during an awkward silence. Bonus points awarded if it was done in class after an especially awkward silence that follows the teacher scolding a classmate.

Guy #1 "So did you hear Christa is preggers!?"
Guy #2 "Wait... the same Christa I slept with at the party!?"
.....
Guy #3 "GAYBABY!!! HAHAHAHAHA!"

by Roblox OOOF noise guy February 17, 2022