13 definitions by Roblox OOOF noise guy
A poser who uses affiliation with a fire or EMS dept to try to seem cool. Usually a young inexperienced member of a volunteer fire or EMS service who has the lowest possible position (volunteer truck washer) in the department, hangs out at the station house because he has no life, and is usually fat and has 5 chins, or is mentally slow, has no women, and lives with three dogs that pee inside his house, but somehow this same dude has $8,500 worth of emergency lights and bullshit on his car, installs a siren to replace his car horn, wears the same "FDNY: 9-11/never forget" baseball cap and "thin blue line" shirt EVERY DAY, and carries a huge scanner radio in his coat pocket. The Whacker will use said radio to listen for emergency dispatch calls just so he can use his lights and siren to respond to the scene at 90MPH, almost causing 20 accidents on the way, just to direct traffic with a glow-baton while REAL first responders do the grown-up rescue and firefighting work... A whacker tells everyone else he knows that he is Assistant Chief of the whole department even though no one believes him.
Dude, what the hell? Why did Jimmy put a full bar of red emergency lights, a 8 foot CB antenna, and a fucking siren on his '92 Cavalier?
Oh my God, what a fucking Whacker!
Oh my God, what a fucking Whacker!
by Roblox OOOF noise guy January 20, 2021
1.) Seems like many folks get the association with marijuana correct but are badly misinterpret the slang/context. Back in the late 80s and 90s a "Green Day" was NOT a day spent smoking marijuana, it was the day AFTER a copious amount of weed/THC was consumed. When one awoke and was still high from the prior nights festivities, THAT was the "green day"...
2.) Green Day - A SoCal pop-punk band which arose in the late 90s to capitalize off of the punk revival launched by bands like Rancid, Dropkick Murphys, Pennywise, The Vandals, etc... Known for fast aggressive pop-punk songs that sound vaguely like other songs and a primadonna front man who grossly overestimates his contributions to rock history.
2.) Green Day - A SoCal pop-punk band which arose in the late 90s to capitalize off of the punk revival launched by bands like Rancid, Dropkick Murphys, Pennywise, The Vandals, etc... Known for fast aggressive pop-punk songs that sound vaguely like other songs and a primadonna front man who grossly overestimates his contributions to rock history.
1.) "Dude... I was so baked last night... those edibles didn't help either. I feel all dizzy and can't form thoughts"
"Ahhh, no worries bro, you're just having a green day"
2.) "Hey, did you ever see Green Day back in the day?"
"Nah man, I don't do pop-punk, I vastly prefer The Misfits, Nirvana, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, yknow...?"
"Ahhh, no worries bro, you're just having a green day"
2.) "Hey, did you ever see Green Day back in the day?"
"Nah man, I don't do pop-punk, I vastly prefer The Misfits, Nirvana, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, yknow...?"
by Roblox OOOF noise guy February 17, 2022
A lifestyle, primarily observed in Russian/Ukrainian/Belarussian/Kazak and some former Soviet Bloc Eastern European youth. Easily identified by their affinity for Addidas and occasionally Puma clothing, love of semechki, ever-present bottle of Russian Standard Vodka (when they can afford it. It may be stolen). Their music of choice is known as Hardbass and it thumps sensually yet aggressively at 150bpm. The dance to Hardbass is freestyle jumping with fist pumping and slavic kick moves. Similar to Gopnik lifestyle but less exclusive. Whereas Gopniks adhere to insular anti-western beliefs and exist in small sects in the basements of old Soviet tenament halls and ghettos of Western Russia, Slav Life can be practiced anywhere in the world where the youth enjoy Hardbass and a lower class lifestyle. The entire point of the lifestyle is to bring glory and pride to the Motherland. Even Western youth can enjoy Slav Life although those of Eastern European descent are viewed as superior. The rallying cry of the Slav Life enthusiasts is "CYKA BLYAT!" and the official symbol is a brown bear with an AK47 superimposed over a hammer and sickle.
Yo B, I am all about that Slav life, my car has no hood, I wear an Ushanka, and last night I passed out drunk in a bathtub eating cereal while listening to D.J. Blyatman.
Damn, that's sick man... cyka blyat!
Damn, that's sick man... cyka blyat!
by Roblox OOOF noise guy January 29, 2022
Jăh-BRŌH-nēē - <noun> (slang) - 1. A slang meaning distasteful, unpopular, or unsavory fellow. 2. One who embodies 'the art of sucking' in all forms. 3. An unpleasant person who displays several arrogant or obnoxiouis personality traits and possesses a flamboyant, loud, & abrasive personality despite lacking the merit, social credit, or physical prowess often associated with an alpha personality. 4. (ironic) A term of endearment used among friends in a teasing fashion.
ORIGINS: Jabroni is NOT a new word, despite the claims of young people who recently discovered the slang. Jabroni has it's origins in the Eastern European and Italian neighborhoods of Philadelphia and New York in the 1950s and 60s as a slang for a goofball, asshole or jerk. The original slang shares a connotation with the genitals of a barnyard animal (swine) and may have been a play on the Italian word for pork/ham - 'giambone'
In popular wrestling parlance, the word is associated with Dwane "The Rock" Johnson who used Jabroni as a derogatory slang towards other rival wrestlers in the 1990s. Dwane "The Rock" Johnson openly admitted, in several interviews, that he adopted the slang from famed 1980s WWF wrestler "The Iron Shiek" who was known to frequently use the slang term backstage at wrestling events in the late 80s. Jabroni also has a connection to the term "jobber" which is a little known wrestler brought into wrestling events specifically to lose to a higher billed wrestler/
ORIGINS: Jabroni is NOT a new word, despite the claims of young people who recently discovered the slang. Jabroni has it's origins in the Eastern European and Italian neighborhoods of Philadelphia and New York in the 1950s and 60s as a slang for a goofball, asshole or jerk. The original slang shares a connotation with the genitals of a barnyard animal (swine) and may have been a play on the Italian word for pork/ham - 'giambone'
In popular wrestling parlance, the word is associated with Dwane "The Rock" Johnson who used Jabroni as a derogatory slang towards other rival wrestlers in the 1990s. Dwane "The Rock" Johnson openly admitted, in several interviews, that he adopted the slang from famed 1980s WWF wrestler "The Iron Shiek" who was known to frequently use the slang term backstage at wrestling events in the late 80s. Jabroni also has a connection to the term "jobber" which is a little known wrestler brought into wrestling events specifically to lose to a higher billed wrestler/
1. Who's this Jabroni walking up in the fur coat and stupid hat? What a d-bag!
2. You mean Joey from gym class? Oh I hate that jabroni, I mean... that guy just sucks so bad.
3. Look at this jabroni talking to those cute girls like he has a fucking chance in hell! You can tell they'd rather die than deal with his stupid ass. I think he's even wearing a diamond crusted grill. Like, dude, YOURE WHITE... give me a break.
4. Hey, what's up jabroni, how the hell you been, broseph? Long time no see!
2. You mean Joey from gym class? Oh I hate that jabroni, I mean... that guy just sucks so bad.
3. Look at this jabroni talking to those cute girls like he has a fucking chance in hell! You can tell they'd rather die than deal with his stupid ass. I think he's even wearing a diamond crusted grill. Like, dude, YOURE WHITE... give me a break.
4. Hey, what's up jabroni, how the hell you been, broseph? Long time no see!
by Roblox OOOF noise guy June 25, 2023
1. A condition where the penis curves-off or bends at an irregular angle, almost giving the appearance of the penis having an "elbow" causing the owner's erection to look like the number "7" or a very acute banana (as opposed to a nice straight weiner with a gentle upwards bend.)
2. A deformed or badly malformed dick.
2. A deformed or badly malformed dick.
Bro, I was watching a porn when this dude with the most disgusting rumcrook and hushpuppie sack came in and ruined the whole thing. It looked like a broken sausage, damn thing was bent in the middle. looked like a babies leg.
Ugh, that's horrendous? Glad I don't have a rumcrook.
Ugh, that's horrendous? Glad I don't have a rumcrook.
by Roblox OOOF noise guy May 8, 2023
Gomp (verb) - to eat something quickly and in one bite, sometimes making the sound "gomp".
Eating like a hungry dog.
Eating like a hungry dog.
1. Oh damn, your dog gomped that pizza down in one gulp!
2. I'm starving, once our sushi comes out I'm bout to gomp the hell out of it.
2. I'm starving, once our sushi comes out I'm bout to gomp the hell out of it.
by Roblox OOOF noise guy September 11, 2022
A contraction of the words "thigh" and "butt". Used to denote the area on an old or morbidly obese girl's ass where the buttcheek meets her leg where either advanced age or fat has removed the nice shapely division between these two body parts and replaced it with an area where the buttcheek and upper thigh join into a single homologous lump. Said girl will also normally have a massive FUPA. Similar to kankles.
OR a derogatory way a pretty girl who THINKS she is overweight talks about her own ass.
OR a derogatory way a pretty girl who THINKS she is overweight talks about her own ass.
1. Oh gross, don't look now but that girls thut is hanging out of her swimsuit...oh gross, its like a pastry bag filled with cottage cheese...*gag* 2. Babe? Do these jeans make me look like I have a mom-ass or a thut?
by Roblox OOOF noise guy January 20, 2021