Robin's definitions

Cumu

Used mainly in SMS messages typed using predictived text, in which cunt is derived into "cumu"

He was a right filthy cumu!

I love your shaved cumu

Waiter! Waiter! Bring me a steaming fresh side order of cumu to accompany this thalidomide wife!

by Robin December 17, 2004

bright

A bright is a person who has a naturalistic worldview. A bright's worldview is free of supernatural and mystical elements. The ethics and actions of a bright are based on a naturalistic worldview.

I am a bright, and part of the brights' community.

by Robin May 16, 2006

aforelinked

Used when referring to a previous link within a given piece of text on the Internet.

See the aforelinked article for more information on how to deal with your extremely small penis.

by Robin June 4, 2003

crotch blow

A hole in the crotch of a pair of your favorite warn out jeans. Also can be referred to the action of accidentally ripping a hole in the crotch of your jeans.

You better wear some fancy boxers today, these jeans have crotch blow.

by Robin January 5, 2004

turban tastic

something so good that it makes you want to put on a turban

Fuck me! That goal was turban tastic *puts on a turban*

by Robin February 6, 2005

bum train

when 3 or more guys all have anal sex together in a row

i had a bum train last night, there were 8 of us

by robin November 11, 2003

birthing suite

A bathroom frequently used by your older brother.

Dude, I gotta make a delivery in the birthing suite.

by robin November 17, 2004