Robin's definitions

tit munger

someone who chops off girls titties and sells them at the market

tit munger: get your fresh tits
Sane person: *calls police*

by Robin February 6, 2005

kwamit

Kwamit originated in the USA 16th century when a young man named Henry Seedcave mis-pronounced the name Kermit. He was laughed at, and people from then on went on to call him Kwamit. You could say

"oh, he's gone and done a Kwamit!" or
"look at that Kwamit CUNT!"
or "haha what a Kwamit"

by Robin January 5, 2005

bollocks tastic

something that is a load of bollocks

Mike Riley getting paid to be a referee

by Robin February 6, 2005

weekev

young teenager, pre puberty

dont laught at him he's only a weekev

by Robin October 9, 2003

peep show

fucking quality programme

hey duncan lets watch peep show all day

by Robin January 3, 2005

heebie jeebies

An audible shuddering of the voice elicited when frightened or surprised. First the shoulders and head shake and then a certain sound is involuntarily elicited. This condition can be heredetary as in "the hee bee gee bee gene"."

(You would know it if you heard/saw it)

by Robin November 16, 2003

tit farmer

someone who uses their breast to run a farm

john: how did you grow that so big?
hannah: used me tits
greg: you are a tit farmer

by Robin March 10, 2005