#1.A girl on dead journal who stalks Random questions looking for unsuspecting male victims who she then ambushes and makes them her bitch.She then ties them to her bed and uses them as her personal living sex toy.She feeds them crackers to keep their strength up.
#2.Captain Jack Sparrows girl friend.
#1.Omgz,omgz,it is notyourbitch,run for your life's boys.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.