Robin's definitions

bright

A bright is a person who has a naturalistic worldview. A bright's worldview is free of supernatural and mystical elements. The ethics and actions of a bright are based on a naturalistic worldview.

I am a bright, and part of the brights' community.

by Robin May 16, 2006

aforelinked

Used when referring to a previous link within a given piece of text on the Internet.

See the aforelinked article for more information on how to deal with your extremely small penis.

by Robin June 4, 2003

crotch blow

A hole in the crotch of a pair of your favorite warn out jeans. Also can be referred to the action of accidentally ripping a hole in the crotch of your jeans.

You better wear some fancy boxers today, these jeans have crotch blow.

by Robin January 5, 2004

your ass is a verb

Combination of the phrase "your ass" and the slogan "verb, its what you do" thus meaning their ass is what you "do." Often used as an insult or inside joke.

Girl: <anything>
Boy: Your ass is a verb!! Oh!

by Robin September 2, 2008

skert

used to decribe coming to a halt, or screeching to a stop

also used to decribe crytal meth

When you ran that light it was like, "skert!", then you stopped.

Let's go get some skert.

by Robin April 22, 2004

Cumu

Used mainly in SMS messages typed using predictived text, in which cunt is derived into "cumu"

He was a right filthy cumu!

I love your shaved cumu

Waiter! Waiter! Bring me a steaming fresh side order of cumu to accompany this thalidomide wife!

by Robin December 17, 2004

stage combat

Theatrical choreography or improvisation that creates the illusion of physical combat without hurting the actors. Sometimes actors make no real physical contact when engaging in stage combat. When actual contact is made, care is taken to ensure punches and kicks land on sturdy muscle groups, while appearing to cause pain. One of the most dangerous contact moves is the face slap, which puts the ears, eyes, nose, and jaw at very high risk.

"The actors had a 7:00 fight call to practice their stage combat before the show."

"That stage combat was horrible. It was so unrealistic."

by Robin February 25, 2005