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whip off a batch

Commonly refered to as masterbating, though when used in this context refers to completing the task in an efficient and fast manner.
I'm going to go jump in the shower and whip off a quick batch, then I'll be good to go
by Rob December 8, 2003
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sqump

WHen you are disguising Humping as squiriming when in a crowd with your girl\boy friend
Angela was squmping Cassidy as she was tickling him
by Rob April 9, 2005
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School

A place where teachers are ignorent and pretentd to be smart.
My teacher tried to cut my left hand off with a zip strip second hour, and almost suceeded...
by Rob March 3, 2004
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rather

the epitomy of english schoolboy and appropriate as a response to anything!
A: Werent we slaughtered at the cricket yesterday?

B: Rather!
by Rob July 28, 2004
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round eye

Slang used by Asians to describe the white man or Americans.
You want sweet & sour pork? Silly round-eye!
by Rob April 21, 2003
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advergame

advertisiment + game = advergame.
typically an on-line browser based game that is branded and promotes a company, a product or service and is free to play. A fun form of permission-based advertising.
Play the cool advergames developed by Splashworks.com.
by Rob April 19, 2004
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degauss

the act of pressing the "degauss" button on your computer monitor to be rewarded with a buzzing sound and an exciting dementation of the colors.

A computer that hasn't been degaussed for a fair amount of time is considered "fresh".

The longer the duration between degausses, the "twangier" the degauss will be. If you are patient enough to wait a few weeks without degaussing your monitor, you won't be disappointed with the twangage.

The "Degauss Scale®" is used to measure the amount of "twang" from a degauss. The scale is usually from 1-10.

1: The lowest score on the twang scale. you must have just degaussed your monitor a few seconds ago in order to have a twang rating this low.

2: weak. you must have recently degaussed your monitor.

3: low. a slight twang but not much color distortion.

4: below average. generally low amount of twang/gimpedness

5: average. this is the type of degauss you will usually get if you have gone about 30 mins without degaussing.

6: above average. a decent amount of twang duration and messed up gamma.

7: oooh gettin up there. a 7 is pretty good. this means you have a good amount of twang and your color probably messed up quite a bit.

8: This is a satisfying degauss. enough twang to keep you laughing.

9: an unhealthy amount of twang and buzzing. insane color distortion.

10: these suckers only come by once in a green moon. They are so absol-friggin-twangy that they can knock you out of your seat. 10's usually have about an 8 sec twang duration. pulling one of these off means you are a degauss pr0
i degaussed all the monitors in the computer lab. uber twang
by Rob April 11, 2005
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