hammered

Intoxicated beyond drunk.

Im fuckin Hammered.

by Risky July 19, 2003

Jook

Slang for Dog, (Singular)
jooks (plural)

Also a stabbing action: To jook someone

"look at that jook over there"

"i mugged this geeza right off the other day,he wouldn't give up his fone so i jooked him init?"

by Risky December 09, 2006

new canaan

whoever wrote number 5 is the man, it was prob some unrisque senior who cant compete with the cool sophs, so sit down.

am i not a risque kid???

by risky April 04, 2005

Mallet

Post - Mallet = An after mallet

One would have a major after mallet upon onesself

by Risky November 30, 2003

bong rips

A Bong that rips you in to pieces

Fuck man, you packed that up to shithouse, im so bong riped

by Risky July 18, 2003

paranoid

It's what happens when you smoke too much of the green stuff.

What was that? there's someone there, what was that sound?*Fuck up you stupid paranoid cunt*

by Risky July 19, 2003

gatta

Gatta: Slang term for alcohol, can be plural as in "gatters". Can be a state of intoxication. Originated from gypsies now, commonly incorportaed in south east area slang, especially Medway Towns, Caravan sites and Sittingbourne, Kent.

"Shall we get up the shop and get sum gattas bruv"
"Ahh mate, did you see joyce last nite, He was Gattered"
"Yes Yes, Whagwann Tonite?? Nutin much, Jus getting Gattered i think??"" Sweet

by Risky March 14, 2005