Rimbozaggy's definitions

Clam-Slam

A gangbang

Janice had a sore vagina after participating in a 6-man cocaine fueled clam-slam in the nightclub's storeroom.

by Rimbozaggy March 30, 2023

beave-weave

a pubic hair style characterized by long woven braids

Nashiqua spent all her rent money on a beave-weave and a pack of Newports so now she has been relegated to hoeing in order to avoid being evicted by her landlord.

by Rimbozaggy March 30, 2023

Chinfluencer

Jay Leno or someone famous with Leno-esque facial features such as Jay Leno.

Johhny Carson makes this chinfluencer look like a 4 year old telling knock-knock jokes.

by Rimbozaggy March 30, 2023

pisscipline

The ability to control one's bladder and urinate in a responsible and hygienic manner, without creating a mess or causing embarrassment.

"Tom's pisscipline was so impressive that he could take a leak in a crowded bathroom without causing a single drop to splash on the floor, earning him the nickname 'The Master of the Stream'."

by Rimbozaggy April 21, 2023

Tran-Heuser Busch Syndrome

A mental disorder characterized by the fear of turning gay after drinking Bud Light.

After being diagnosed with Tran-Heuser Busch Syndrome, Frank dedicated his life to raising awareness of the disease in the Breitbart and Fox News comment sections.

by Rimbozaggy April 7, 2023

brotunda

A grain silo that has been converted to a man cave

Jim was sick of hearing his wife bitch about her bunions so he went out to the brotunda to drink beer and watch porn.

by Rimbozaggy March 30, 2023

Brotuity

(noun) - a tip given by a group of bros at a restaurant or bar, typically in the form of a large wad of crumpled bills that they toss onto the table as they leave. Brotuities are often given as a show of bravado and to demonstrate the bros' perceived wealth and generosity. However, they are often inadequate and do not reflect the actual value of the service provided. Brotuities are also known to cause confusion and annoyance among the staff, who are left to divide up the messy pile of bills among themselves.

"After a night of drinking and shouting, the bros left a brotuity that was barely enough to cover the cost of their drinks, let alone the tip for their overworked server."

by Rimbozaggy April 21, 2023