Rimbozaggy's definitions

beave-weave

a pubic hair style characterized by long woven braids

Nashiqua spent all her rent money on a beave-weave and a pack of Newports so now she has been relegated to hoeing in order to avoid being evicted by her landlord.

by Rimbozaggy March 30, 2023

Karensomnia

The inability to sleep due to excessive worrying or complaining about trivial things, similar to how a stereotypical "Karen" might behave when they feel wronged.

"Ever since she got the wrong order at the coffee shop, Karen has been experiencing Karensomnia, lying awake at night and worrying about whether the barista will get her order right next time."

by Rimbozaggy April 21, 2023

scentervention

When a group of friends and family organize a surprise sit-down in order to address an individual's unpleasant body odor or the odor of their home or vehicle. Scentervention may involve gentle or direct communication, and is often motivated by concern for the individual's well-being and social interactions.

"After months of avoiding carpooling with Joe, we finally had to have a scentervention and tell him that his car smells like a mix between a sweaty dogs ball sack and a taco truck."

by Rimbozaggy April 21, 2023

gayjà vu

When you run into a homosexual transvestite or cross-dresser that dressed straight the last time you saw them

I had a total gayjà vu moment when I saw Frank Flanders, er... I... meant, Francheska Flanders at the Whole Foods yesterday.

by Rimbozaggy March 30, 2023

pisscipline

The ability to control one's bladder and urinate in a responsible and hygienic manner, without creating a mess or causing embarrassment.

"Tom's pisscipline was so impressive that he could take a leak in a crowded bathroom without causing a single drop to splash on the floor, earning him the nickname 'The Master of the Stream'."

by Rimbozaggy April 21, 2023

Chinfluencer

Jay Leno or someone famous with Leno-esque facial features such as Jay Leno.

Johhny Carson makes this chinfluencer look like a 4 year old telling knock-knock jokes.

by Rimbozaggy March 30, 2023

Tran-Heuser Busch Syndrome

A mental disorder characterized by the fear of turning gay after drinking Bud Light.

After being diagnosed with Tran-Heuser Busch Syndrome, Frank dedicated his life to raising awareness of the disease in the Breitbart and Fox News comment sections.

by Rimbozaggy April 7, 2023