Definitions by Rimbozaggy

Wignorant 

(adjective) - a state of being blissfully unaware of how ridiculous one's wig looks. It's a common affliction among those who insist on wearing hairpieces that are obviously fake, but who refuse to acknowledge the fact that everyone else can tell. Wignorant individuals may be found strutting around with misplaced confidence, completely oblivious to the fact that their hair is defying the laws of physics.

"Despite the obvious stares and stifled laughter from his coworkers, Dave remained wignorant of how silly his toupee looked, and continued to wear it with pride."

Wignorant by Rimbozaggy April 21, 2023

Vendettamorphosis 

Vendettamorphosis (noun) - the process of transforming from a mild-mannered, peace-loving individual into a revenge-seeking, grudge-holding fiend. It typically occurs after someone has been wronged, and they become fixated on seeking retribution against their perceived oppressor. Symptoms may include obsessively plotting schemes, muttering curses under one's breath, and an intense desire for justice (or revenge, depending on your perspective). Treatment may include meditation, therapy, or simply learning to let it go.

"After years of putting up with his boss's abuse, John experienced a vendettamorphosis and decided to get even by stealing all of his office supplies and leaving anonymous complaints to HR."

Vendettamorphosis by Rimbozaggy April 21, 2023

queue-anon 

Queue-anon (noun) - a person who becomes so obsessed with waiting in line that they begin to believe in secret government conspiracies related to the order of the queue. They start to see patterns and hidden messages in the way people are lining up and become convinced that there is a larger, more sinister plan at work. Queue-anons are often found muttering to themselves about "the true meaning of linearity" and can be easily identified by their tendency to wear aluminum foil hats to block out the mind-controlling signals.

"I used to think waiting in line was just a boring part of life, but after talking to that strange guy in the aluminum foil hat who was muttering about queue-anon, I'm starting to worry that maybe there's more to it than meets the eye."

queue-anon by Rimbozaggy April 21, 2023

Karensomnia 

The inability to sleep due to excessive worrying or complaining about trivial things, similar to how a stereotypical "Karen" might behave when they feel wronged.

"Ever since she got the wrong order at the coffee shop, Karen has been experiencing Karensomnia, lying awake at night and worrying about whether the barista will get her order right next time."

Karensomnia by Rimbozaggy April 21, 2023

Pistraught 

pronounced pi-ˈstrȯt

1: upset or agitated by the urgent need to urinate
2: troubled by the toilet seat being left up or down

Linda was pistraught by Frank always leaving the toilet seat up.

Frank became extremely pistraught when the ferris wheel malfunctioned and he had to drain his vein so bad he could taste it.

Pistraught by Rimbozaggy April 12, 2023

Bosslytize

To use your seniority in the workplace to promote a specific personal interest, cause, or non-work related agenda. Especially as it relates to religious, philosophical, political or spiritual beliefs.

Although corporate policy prohibited using company email for matters unrelated to work, the CEO felt free to bosslytize and would constantly send inspirational bible quotes and religious articles to everyone.

Bosslytize by Rimbozaggy April 8, 2023

Karensemble 

A unit or group of complementary Karens that contribute to a single effect, especially:
a. A coordinated request for the manager.
b. A coordinated demand for you to stop filming them.
c. A group of entitled women who all demand collectively that you do or don't do something lest they report you to the proper authorities.

Franks refusal to honor the pricing error in the weekly ad resulted in a Karensemble of customers demanding to speak with his manager.

Karensemble by Rimbozaggy April 7, 2023