Queue-anon (noun) - a person who becomes so obsessed with waiting in line that they begin to believe in secret government conspiracies related to the order of the queue. They start to see patterns and hidden messages in the way people are lining up and become convinced that there is a larger, more sinister plan at work. Queue-anons are often found muttering to themselves about "the true meaning of linearity" and can be easily identified by their tendency to wear aluminum foil hats to block out the mind-controlling signals.
"I used to think waiting in line was just a boring part of life, but after talking to that strange guy in the aluminum foil hat who was muttering about queue-anon, I'm starting to worry that maybe there's more to it than meets the eye."
by Rimbozaggy April 21, 2023