132 definitions by Richard

ah wah

Derogatory term used to express satisfaction in another’s misfortune.

Ah Wah! I especially like the bit where the fat man fell on his arse.

Person 1: I fell on my arse
Person 2: AH WAH!

by Richard May 23, 2004

dog-clean

The deceptive state of dishes that appear to be clean but in fact have only been "rinsed" by the licking action of a dishwasher-door-surfing member of the canine family.

Honey, did you run the dishwasher or are they just dog-clean?

by Richard November 23, 2004

xshift

The process of shitting upside down

Batman had the runs and took an xshift all over himself

by Richard February 23, 2003

schex

The term for reproduction and recreation "sex" pronounced in a form of Dutch accent.

See also: Austin Powers in Goldmember

Yesch, after we dansche with the clogsh it'sh time to get our schex on!

by Richard September 16, 2004

</joke>

Used on message boards (forums). If someone doesn't get that your post is a joke, follow up the post with </joke>.

Me: Arn't you smart.
Other Person: Really?
Me: </joke>

by Richard August 11, 2004

scammel

tall greasy hair with a unibrow and some fungus growing on his left ear stupid

alex scammel the dam stupid

by Richard April 15, 2005

Lassard

Vague, Blasé, Non-thinking, Accepting without consequence, Ignorant.

Lassard-like (as in the character description from Police Academy movie series). "It will just be one vague Lassard-like element of our lives."

by Richard January 11, 2005