Richard's definitions

Releasing the hostages

To describe a man masturbating

"I'll be out of the bathroom in a minute. I'm releasing the hostages."

by Richard December 28, 2003

owned

Getting schooled by another person. Humiliated beyond comprehension. Stunned that you just got beat in a bet. Especially when a person argues with you that they are right, but you prove them wrong without a doubt.

Lesley (Shaft) got owned by Richard (Fluff Daddy)
The '06 rock is NOT a class gift from the class of 2006!

by Richard March 3, 2005

sk8

the slang way to spell "skate"

"yeah man, yesterday i "sk8ed" all day long."

by richard June 17, 2003

weatherill

n. an action that is completely lacking in skill, but produces the required result (eg pool; hitting a cue ball exceptionally hard and potting the object ball after hitting many cushions)
vb. to weatherill; the act of commiting a weatherill

'he just weatherilled it and i lost the game'
'rule1. no weatherills'

by Richard September 17, 2003

purple helmeted warrior

Dude. Why isn't this one in yet?
Its another name for ya cock.

uh....no one actually says it

by RicHARD September 23, 2003

jiggly pig

An annoying person who is prone to tantrums when things don't go their way.

most children

by Richard July 23, 2003

Chaz

A person intimidating or becoming the opposite sex. See also transvestite

The dancer with rosey cheeks became a chaz after many years of surgury.

by Richard November 25, 2003