schlittered

extreme inebriation

After drinking a case of warm beer, I was schlittered.

by Richard June 13, 2004

Osirus

One of many aliases of Ol' Dirty Bastard

"Have you heard any albums by Ol' Dirty Bastard a.k.a Osirus"

by Richard January 19, 2005

choad

A robin who is the son of an alder.

Robin Alderson is a friggin' choad.

by Richard October 23, 2004

Planar

A different word for system board only used by IBM and not really a word.

This machine has a defective planar.

by Richard October 01, 2004

bad news

for guys, women are bad news. for girls, anything cool is bad news. Fuck dem bitches yall.

girls, heroin, strokers at parties, gunshot wounds

by richard February 26, 2004

whow

mixture of wow and how, used only where both are appropriate.

"I just ate a whole wheel of cheese."

"WHOW!?"

by Richard June 19, 2006

ass assassin

A ninja or martial arts trained citizen who usually preforms assasinations on the anus of other men or women for money.

he hired him for an ass assasination
his ass was cut by an ass assasin
jason wheeler is a fagtoast

by Richard October 04, 2003