Richard's definitions

mashed

completely out of it, after excess alcohol or marijuana.

shit man, i was complete mashed last night..

by richard January 25, 2004

vagardon

a female erection; hardening of the clitoris; physical condition in a female brought about by sexual arousal.

When Ben and Sally were making-out, she had a massive vagardon

by Richard December 13, 2004

unemsmote

Used in the Ciara Video. It's a specific word that only Ciara has acces to. It is believed to be talking about a type of smoke from a cigarette . No one will know untill they ask Ciara what it means.

Still smoke unemsmote(?), wood-grain on tha wall.

by Richard March 31, 2005

dog-clean

The deceptive state of dishes that appear to be clean but in fact have only been "rinsed" by the licking action of a dishwasher-door-surfing member of the canine family.

Honey, did you run the dishwasher or are they just dog-clean?

by Richard November 23, 2004

Deadlikemeonline

Is the know all, see all, be all and place to visit to know anything and everything about Dead Like Me.

Example: I saw this great show, so I visited Deadlikemeonline.com and learned everything I needed to know.

by Richard February 13, 2005

Schamone

Usually followed by Mother Fucker! As said by michael Jackson - Avid Marrion, and also Richard & Bentley! Hehe Check Check Schamone.

Schamone Mother Fucker, Thats Right!

by Richard January 27, 2004

vix

mst funniest gyal eva 2 liv! no lie! n dam is she fit! na way , she taken bi me, she mi lil sxc bihatch hu wil do netink 4 me in bed, she as hot fantacies wit choc mud!! ladz das al im sayin! TRUS!! luv ya babez ur huni rich

gyal busts a jke - hun ur a vix!

by richard August 21, 2004