homework

Something that you try to do but procrastinate on anyway. Gives off that aura that makes you not want to do it.
Okay, time to do my math homework.

*5 minutes and half a problem later*

Fuck this, I'm going on UrbanDictionary.
by Raymoo October 17, 2007
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Treasure

A game company responsible for many cult-status games, many of which involve shooting stuff.

Examples of Treasure's works include Gunstar Heroes, Radiant Silvergun, Sin and Punishment, and more recently, Ikaruga.
Random guy 1: "I just got Gunstar Heroes for the Wii's Virtual Console!
RG2: "Gunstar Heroes? What's that?"
RG1: "It's a run-and-gun shooter by Treasure. You know, kinda like Contra or Metal Slug."
by Raymoo October 17, 2007
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service animal™️

A pet whose owner claims is a service animal (ie. required because of the owner's disability and trained to perform accessibility functions), when in fact the owner is not disabled and is exploiting the leniency of local accessibility laws* to get their pet into no-pet spaces.

Usually owned by irresponsible Karens, Service Animals™️ are the bane of retail workers, other customers, and the disabled community, especially owners of actual service animals. More persistent and manipulative Karens will threaten to sue for discrimination if they are called out for the Service Animal™️'s damages, in a gambit to absolve themselves of any responsibilty for their crimes.

* As an example of this: In California, retail workers are not allowed to ask for evidence (such as legal documents) that the animal accompanying the customer is indeed a service animal; this is considered discrimination. The most that workers are allowed to do is ask the following two questions: "Is the animal required because of a disability?" and "Whatt function has the animal been trained to perform?"
Cashier: Excuse me, pets are not allowed in the store.
Karen: This is my service animal. It says so on the sign back there, "service animals excepted".
Cashier: What function is the service animal trained to perform?
Karen: She's uh, my seeing-eye animal.
Cashier: Even though you can see well enough to read that 14-point text back there, okay.

(a while later...)

Cashier: Excuse me, you and your service animal™️ are gonna have to leave, she's barking at customers and shitting on the floor.
Karen: How dare you!! That's discrimination! I want to speak to the manager!
by Raymoo May 13, 2020
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straight shotacon

A sub-genre of shotacon hentai that depicts young boys (usually under 15 years old) paired with women (who are typically as young as the boy or older).

Many shotacon works have homosexual themes, so the term "straight shota(con)" is used to differentiate from that.
Negima! is an anime/manga series with straight shotacon themes.
by Raymoo October 17, 2007
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balls

Things that are inert.

(Origin of joke: The video "The Balls Are Inert" by Kajetokun, the same man behind the infamous Over 9000 video.")
Piccolo: "The balls are inert. It doesn't make a bit of difference guys."
Gohan: "But it's still there!"
Piccolo: "Yes, but I think it doesn't make a bit of difference, guys. The balls are inert."
Gohan: "But it's still--"
Piccolo: "FUCK, GOHAN! THE FUCKING BALLS ARE FUCKING INERT! SHIT, GOHAN!"
Gohan: "But it's--"
Piccolo: "SHIT!"
by Raymoo October 17, 2007
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spoiler troll

A type of troll who spoilers works of fiction for others for the lulz.

A particularly infamous example is the drive-by spoiling of "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" at a midnight release party.
So I told my friend that I've been playing Persona 4 lately, and he keeps mouthing off about the identity of the guy behind the TV murders. Stupid spoiler troll.
by Raymoo June 16, 2010
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dinner

Something that the king wonders about.
King: "I wonder what's for dinner."
Link: "Oh boy! I'm so hungry, I could eat an Octarok!"
by Raymoo October 17, 2007
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