RayJay's definitions

the balls johnson dance

when you walk around naked and your balls swing one way and your johnson swings the other way.

I was home alone the other night so I did the balls johnson dance.

by rayjay October 12, 2005

kandice

1. sexie smart bitch, very outgoing, very sexual.

2. girl who loves to masturbate.

3. someone who is great at whatever they do in life.

4. an amazing writer (Kandice Plain)

Aaah... I remember Kandice, she was the best thing that ever happened to me.

by rayjay October 4, 2004

shem

a scumbag, lowlife or degenerate.

I was walking down the street and I saw that shem that owes me $40.

by rayjay October 4, 2004

rj

1. sexie ass motha fo. usually equipped with a graciously sized johnson.

2. sweet hunk of man with beautiful blue eyes.

3. world's sexiest chef.

4. rayjay, rev. rayjay johnson, mr.rj...

5. sweet and caring, one woman kinda guy with strict morals that he likes to live by.

Man, when I saw that RJ, I couldn't take my eyes off him.

by rayjay October 4, 2004

gurdie

globulous matter of alleged female decent, arranged in a manner rendering any form of human procreation futile in that all orifices are not only hidden, but Newton's 4th Law deems it scientifically impossible.

Damn B, that girl is a real gurdie.

Although Superman was able to muster enough strength to lift the gurdie, even he was unable to bang her silly.

by RayJay April 14, 2004

stinky dingle

Stinky dingle is short for stinky dingleberry.

A stinky dingle is someone who always hangs around and just makes everyone depressed...

Matt Compton is being such a stinky dingle today.

Dood, stop being such a stinky dingle, you're depressing everyone.

by rayjay November 13, 2005

strong arm

givin a girl the ol' strong arm.

stickin it to her.

bangin her out.

having sex.

Oh man, I gave Mary the ol' strong arm last night, she loved it. I'm gonna go over her house again tonight to dip the wick again.

by rayjay November 5, 2004