Lawerence

When observed in their nateral habitat the Lawerence is found to lack skills that would be found in otherwise normal subjects. The Lawerence pretends to be tough and worldly but the study of the Lawerence shows his attatchment to parental units and siblings, unable to "Adult" like normal subjects the Lawerence has low self worth and is codependent on others.

"play a game called keep the flame, this game insists of shoving a lit candle up the anus and pulling it out again with the flame still alive, to do this u have to have a loose asshole"

"Sounds like a game for Lawerence "

by Randybobany January 28, 2017

Jacob

A Jacob is the name of a person commonly a male, they tend to act like assholes and think they're the shit in bed. The reality of a Jacob is that they come up short in almost every possible way, Jacob's tend to have drug addiction problems which cause premature ejaculation. Jacobs are so full of themselves that they honestly believe no one can out do their penile girth or sexual experience in the bedroom

"Girl 1: I had sex with Jacob in the shower he only lasted ten minutes"
"Girl 2: I know Jacob and I dated for a whilehe couldn't last longer than five minutes, my new boyfriend had to chisle his dick into me...Man I am glad I can feel something during sex again"
"Girl 1: Damn that's Jacob alright"

by Randybobany January 30, 2017

Amanda

Someone who stops being your friend suddenly for no reason. The person doesn't have to be an actual amanda to be called an amanda.

Dude: are you and amy not friends anymore?

Girl: I guess not she just started acting like an amanda suddenly

Dude: damn that's the worst

Girl: yeah but I guess I'll miss her more than she misses me

by Randybobany October 3, 2020

Shane

A Shane is typically a person of Caucasian descent. Shanes tend to be small slow-witted and lack the needed skills to take care of their personal needs such as hygiene, and independent life skills such as holding a job and moderating alcoholic intake. Shanes also tend to be thieves and lack understanding of boundaries, they will even steal from family and try to hit on relatives wives because no one wants their greasy asses. Shanes will usually be found drinking drawing and looking at pornography some of which is the vilest and disgusting of any nature.

"Girl 1 : hey have you seen shane ? "
"Girl 2: Yeah I just saw him walking that way with his back pack"
"Girl 1: OMG Shane just stole all my jewelery "
"Girl 2: How do you know it was him ? "
"Girl 1: Its Shane think about it"

by Randybobany January 28, 2017

Jordan

A Jordan is a name of a person usually a male but can be a female's name. The male Jordon is mostly known for their ignorance and a profound lack of mental quickness, Jordans tend to engage in multiple relationships with emotionally and mentally unstable women who are usually taken. Jordans will cheat on their partners with taken women on the internet, show their tiny dicks to any women that will give them the time of day.

"Girl 1: He said I was his drug and he was addicted to me"
"Girl 2 : He uses corny sayings to get women he's a total Jordan"

by Randybobany January 30, 2017

Kathy

A person who displays serious impulse and emotional disorders. Commonly recognized by this persons ability to make themselves look completely insane, a completely incompetent person who thinks they have the authority to tell others what to do.

Person please be rational about this.

Kathy how dare you tell me what to do, do you know who i am?

Person please allow me to explain

Kathy do as i say or I'm calling the cops

Person ok call them

Kathy oh you better believe I'm going to you're in trouble now.

Cops shut up kathy

by Randybobany October 28, 2020

Gord

A gord is a behavior of anyone man or woman who acts luke a total piece of shit. People who fall under the categorization of a gord will live is filth, dont own a home or vehicle and generally act like total bitches.

Person: clean your apartment its filthy

Gord: leave me alone my house is clean and so is my sisters

Person: mhm you're such a gord

by Randybobany October 15, 2020