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A Jacob is the name of a person commonly a male, they tend to act like assholes and think they're the shit in bed. The reality of a Jacob is that they come up short in almost every possible way, Jacob's tend to have drug addiction problems which cause premature ejaculation. Jacobs are so full of themselves that they honestly believe no one can out do their penile girth or sexual experience in the bedroom
"Girl 1: I had sex with Jacob in the shower he only lasted ten minutes"
"Girl 2: I know Jacob and I dated for a whilehe couldn't last longer than five minutes, my new boyfriend had to chisle his dick into me...Man I am glad I can feel something during sex again"
"Girl 1: Damn that's Jacob alright"
"Girl 2: I know Jacob and I dated for a whilehe couldn't last longer than five minutes, my new boyfriend had to chisle his dick into me...Man I am glad I can feel something during sex again"
"Girl 1: Damn that's Jacob alright"
by Randybobany January 30, 2017
Get the Jacob mug.A Derek is the name of a male person, dereks are the type of guys that have secretive sexualized flings both online and in real life. Dereks will pretend to stay friends with their mentally ill ex girlfriends so they can get some ass or something to jack off to when their actual relationships stagnate or become unstable. When you meet a Derek you will know it, they will lie and pretend to be well adjusted people but a smart person can see through a Dereks lies.
"Derek: Ruth I miss you and I still love you, my girlfriend left me again"
"Ruth: Derek I am with someone"
"Derek: Remeber the sex we used to have"
"Ruth: Yeah my husband is much better"
"Ruth: Derek I am with someone"
"Derek: Remeber the sex we used to have"
"Ruth: Yeah my husband is much better"
by Randybobany January 30, 2017
Get the Derek mug.A Ryan is the name of a person that is of the male gender. Ryans are well known for their bizarre views of how people live, Ryans typically have a hard time leaving their parental units due to codependency issues created at a young age. Ryans hold the highest percentage in relation to living at home until their thirties, they tend to be controlling and abusive to their partners and suffer from a serious inability to communicate in a manner becoming of an adjusted person. There is a disturbing side to Ryans being that they hold some strange fetishes sexually, Ryans tend to be in favor of wearing pantyhose and of thongs of both gender designations. They favor anal play by use of objects consisting of both food and sex toy's, Ryans will manipulate and distort to get what they want.
"Girl 1: Hey I just met this guy"
"Girl 2: Oh what's he like ? "
"Girl 1: he likes anal and wears my thongs"
"Girl 2: wow sounds like a carrot top flamer"
"girl 1: speaking of carrots you need shit to grow em...and Ryan loves a carrot in his mud slide"
"Girl 2: Oh what's he like ? "
"Girl 1: he likes anal and wears my thongs"
"Girl 2: wow sounds like a carrot top flamer"
"girl 1: speaking of carrots you need shit to grow em...and Ryan loves a carrot in his mud slide"
by Randybobany January 30, 2017
Get the Ryan mug.Kerry is the name of a woman she has a huge heart and can be moody at times like all people named Kerry she has her problems but strives to overcome. A Kerry is a loyal trusting sort, she has huge titties and every man wants her and wants to ruffle their taters against her dirt box.
"Guy: Who's that awesome chick ?"
"Girl: That's Kerry why ?"
"Guy: She makes me wanna take old one eye to the optometrist"
"Girl: That's Kerry why ?"
"Guy: She makes me wanna take old one eye to the optometrist"
by Randybobany January 30, 2017
Get the Kerry mug.A Natalie is a seemingly normal woman but isn't. She might seem to suffer from some kind of cognition problem, she also likes to act high and mighty and gangsta but is almost infintile in nature.
Natalie encompasses the terms garbage and trash and can be used interchangeably as such.
Natalie encompasses the terms garbage and trash and can be used interchangeably as such.
by Randybobany September 27, 2020
Get the NATALIE mug.To pull a Dylan is to over react based off of word of mouth information. When the evidence and facts suggest he's been given fraudulent information, the over reaction is the act of not thinking and acting resulting in a Dylan.
Dylan: IF YOU TOUCH MY SISTER EVER AGAIN I'LL BREAK YOUR NECK
Security camera footage: She's lying
The Ex: mhm
Security camera footage: She's lying
The Ex: mhm
by Randybobany September 27, 2020
Get the Dylan mug.Nastalie is a term used for anyone but usually the female gender who suffers from egotism.
A Nastalie is emotionally and socially parasitic, obsessed with self image money fame the Nastalie will have more male friends than females.
Menipulitive and deceiving by nature the Nastalie believes it is always correct in action and thought, it relies on other peoples support for everything in its life.
Nothing is the Nastalies fault, complete control of interaction is how it maintains a false sense of self perceived identity.
Key things to note about the Nastalie are that they have many traits of serious mental emotional mood and personality disorders.
As observed they tend to come from homes where drug abuse or alcoholism are dominant, and will show similarities to famed people such as woah vicki and the cash me outside girl.
The Nastalie uses emotional grooming techniques to ear trust and admiration early on in interactions usually this begins to wear off within the six week time line.
The prominent traits you can notice about a Nastalie is that it gains a poor reputation socially with groups of people it believes are a threat to the convolutions of its existence.
You may even be warned about interacting or dating a Nastalie by former lovers or their family members and friends, The Nastalie will not want you associating with these people because they have information about its past it doesn't want you to know about.
A Nastalie is emotionally and socially parasitic, obsessed with self image money fame the Nastalie will have more male friends than females.
Menipulitive and deceiving by nature the Nastalie believes it is always correct in action and thought, it relies on other peoples support for everything in its life.
Nothing is the Nastalies fault, complete control of interaction is how it maintains a false sense of self perceived identity.
Key things to note about the Nastalie are that they have many traits of serious mental emotional mood and personality disorders.
As observed they tend to come from homes where drug abuse or alcoholism are dominant, and will show similarities to famed people such as woah vicki and the cash me outside girl.
The Nastalie uses emotional grooming techniques to ear trust and admiration early on in interactions usually this begins to wear off within the six week time line.
The prominent traits you can notice about a Nastalie is that it gains a poor reputation socially with groups of people it believes are a threat to the convolutions of its existence.
You may even be warned about interacting or dating a Nastalie by former lovers or their family members and friends, The Nastalie will not want you associating with these people because they have information about its past it doesn't want you to know about.
Group of people: are you dating Nastalie?
You: I am why?
Group of people: don't do it a Nastalie is only going to lead to drama and hurt.
You: oh what should i watch out for?
Group of people: states listed above description
You: jesus that's already starting to happen I better stop this
You: I am why?
Group of people: don't do it a Nastalie is only going to lead to drama and hurt.
You: oh what should i watch out for?
Group of people: states listed above description
You: jesus that's already starting to happen I better stop this
by Randybobany September 28, 2020
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