Randybobany's definitions

Chad

noun: chad; plural noun: chads

A piece of waste material removed from card or tape by punching. Much like the material the human also usually a male named chad hold much the same attributes, A chad will use and abuse people to the fullest. Chads tend to exibit narcissistic traits and tend to be pathological liars with sociopathic tendencies. Has a tendency to act violently towards members of the opposing sex, if you see a chad you must run the other way.

"Girl 1: My boyfriend punched me"
"Girl 2: OMG are you okay ? "
"Girl 1: No I'm not okay I should never have dated a Chad"

by Randybobany January 28, 2017

Jacob

A Jacob is the name of a person commonly a male, they tend to act like assholes and think they're the shit in bed. The reality of a Jacob is that they come up short in almost every possible way, Jacob's tend to have drug addiction problems which cause premature ejaculation. Jacobs are so full of themselves that they honestly believe no one can out do their penile girth or sexual experience in the bedroom

"Girl 1: I had sex with Jacob in the shower he only lasted ten minutes"
"Girl 2: I know Jacob and I dated for a whilehe couldn't last longer than five minutes, my new boyfriend had to chisle his dick into me...Man I am glad I can feel something during sex again"
"Girl 1: Damn that's Jacob alright"

by Randybobany January 30, 2017

Lawerence

When observed in their nateral habitat the Lawerence is found to lack skills that would be found in otherwise normal subjects. The Lawerence pretends to be tough and worldly but the study of the Lawerence shows his attatchment to parental units and siblings, unable to "Adult" like normal subjects the Lawerence has low self worth and is codependent on others.

"play a game called keep the flame, this game insists of shoving a lit candle up the anus and pulling it out again with the flame still alive, to do this u have to have a loose asshole"

"Sounds like a game for Lawerence "

by Randybobany January 28, 2017

Amanda

Someone who stops being your friend suddenly for no reason. The person doesn't have to be an actual amanda to be called an amanda.

Dude: are you and amy not friends anymore?

Girl: I guess not she just started acting like an amanda suddenly

Dude: damn that's the worst

Girl: yeah but I guess I'll miss her more than she misses me

by Randybobany October 3, 2020

Gord

A gord is a behavior of anyone man or woman who acts luke a total piece of shit. People who fall under the categorization of a gord will live is filth, dont own a home or vehicle and generally act like total bitches.

Person: clean your apartment its filthy

Gord: leave me alone my house is clean and so is my sisters

Person: mhm you're such a gord

by Randybobany October 15, 2020

Mitch

A pussy who fucks with taken women and can't be a man about it!
Mitches usually have bad teeth low IQ and are attracted to the mentally ill.

"Don't be a Mitch."
"You all are a bunch of Mitches!"

by Randybobany January 28, 2017

Incel

An incel is someone who is undesirable by the opposing sex. Incels are socially awkward and lack the required skills to progress in life.

SHANE: why doesn't anyone want me?

Girl: because you're an incel you're gross you don't shower you dont have a job and you live with your mother.

by Randybobany November 25, 2020