A Shane is typically a person of Caucasian descent. Shanes tend to be small slow-witted and lack the needed skills to take care of their personal needs such as hygiene, and independent life skills such as holding a job and moderating alcoholic intake. Shanes also tend to be thieves and lack understanding of boundaries, they will even steal from family and try to hit on relatives wives because no one wants their greasy asses. Shanes will usually be found drinking drawing and looking at pornography some of which is the vilest and disgusting of any nature.
"Girl 1 : hey have you seen shane ? "
"Girl 2: Yeah I just saw him walking that way with his back pack"
"Girl 1: OMG Shane just stole all my jewelery "
"Girl 2: How do you know it was him ? "
"Girl 1: Its Shane think about it"
"Girl 2: Yeah I just saw him walking that way with his back pack"
"Girl 1: OMG Shane just stole all my jewelery "
"Girl 2: How do you know it was him ? "
"Girl 1: Its Shane think about it"
by Randybobany January 29, 2017
A pussy who fucks with taken women and can't be a man about it!
Mitches usually have bad teeth low IQ and are attracted to the mentally ill.
Mitches usually have bad teeth low IQ and are attracted to the mentally ill.
by Randybobany January 29, 2017
Someone who stops being your friend suddenly for no reason. The person doesn't have to be an actual amanda to be called an amanda.
Dude: are you and amy not friends anymore?
Girl: I guess not she just started acting like an amanda suddenly
Dude: damn that's the worst
Girl: yeah but I guess I'll miss her more than she misses me
Girl: I guess not she just started acting like an amanda suddenly
Dude: damn that's the worst
Girl: yeah but I guess I'll miss her more than she misses me
by Randybobany October 04, 2020
An incel is someone who is undesirable by the opposing sex. Incels are socially awkward and lack the required skills to progress in life.
SHANE: why doesn't anyone want me?
Girl: because you're an incel you're gross you don't shower you dont have a job and you live with your mother.
Girl: because you're an incel you're gross you don't shower you dont have a job and you live with your mother.
by Randybobany November 26, 2020
A Jacob is the name of a person commonly a male, they tend to act like assholes and think they're the shit in bed. The reality of a Jacob is that they come up short in almost every possible way, Jacob's tend to have drug addiction problems which cause premature ejaculation. Jacobs are so full of themselves that they honestly believe no one can out do their penile girth or sexual experience in the bedroom
"Girl 1: I had sex with Jacob in the shower he only lasted ten minutes"
"Girl 2: I know Jacob and I dated for a whilehe couldn't last longer than five minutes, my new boyfriend had to chisle his dick into me...Man I am glad I can feel something during sex again"
"Girl 1: Damn that's Jacob alright"
"Girl 2: I know Jacob and I dated for a whilehe couldn't last longer than five minutes, my new boyfriend had to chisle his dick into me...Man I am glad I can feel something during sex again"
"Girl 1: Damn that's Jacob alright"
by Randybobany January 30, 2017
A Derek is the name of a male person, dereks are the type of guys that have secretive sexualized flings both online and in real life. Dereks will pretend to stay friends with their mentally ill ex girlfriends so they can get some ass or something to jack off to when their actual relationships stagnate or become unstable. When you meet a Derek you will know it, they will lie and pretend to be well adjusted people but a smart person can see through a Dereks lies.
"Derek: Ruth I miss you and I still love you, my girlfriend left me again"
"Ruth: Derek I am with someone"
"Derek: Remeber the sex we used to have"
"Ruth: Yeah my husband is much better"
"Ruth: Derek I am with someone"
"Derek: Remeber the sex we used to have"
"Ruth: Yeah my husband is much better"
by Randybobany January 30, 2017
A Natalie is a seemingly normal woman but isn't. She might seem to suffer from some kind of cognition problem, she also likes to act high and mighty and gangsta but is almost infintile in nature.
Natalie encompasses the terms garbage and trash and can be used interchangeably as such.
Natalie encompasses the terms garbage and trash and can be used interchangeably as such.
by Randybobany September 28, 2020