Randy's definitions

Hocker

Hocker, meaning to hack some shit up and spit.

I just spit a great hocker

by Randy July 28, 2004

chamoru

A (native) person and/or language of Guam and Northern Mariana Islands including Saipan and Rota.

See also alternate spelling - Chamorro.

Ay, braut, sa' you Chamoru right?
Yeah dute, I speak Chamoru too.
HAAAA!? Think your bad?

by Randy July 11, 2004

dentfuck

Dentfuck is to dent someones car multiple times with an object.

Mike totally dentfucked that car.

or

I dentfucked that car with a hammer.

by Randy June 21, 2004

Starsky

cool,tight, everythings alright.

Those new J's are starsky.

by Randy June 12, 2004

dolewhip

Also known as the Danza Slap, this is when one takes their penis in their hand and gives someone a sharp smack across the face with it. Also related to the dole-beating.

Linda ate my fried rice so I dropped my trousers and gave her a dolewhip.

by Randy June 1, 2004

marm

a british word meaning an old school teacher, usually a bespectacled virgin. somewhat old and stingy. fond of floral print granny panties.

Dude, that old school marm totally came onto me. She was all "I have a ruler, and I know how to use it." But I said "No thanks MARM," and left it at that.

by Randy May 18, 2004

jorbis

the juice that is secreted from the sweat glands in one's toe crevices. gives off a distinct curdled milk odor.

I was totally diggin her, but then i noticed the jorbis in between her hairy toes.

by randy May 16, 2004