Pieces Pizza

Not to be confused with Paisas Pizza which is merely ketchup, velveeta, and bologna on a warmed tortilla.

Pieces Pizza is like a hot thicc pawg with her rolls double stuffed.

Yeah that thicc broad, talk about Pieces Pizza. We all would love a slice of that pie.

by Ranchgirls November 07, 2022

Crusty Ovaries

When an older (30+) cougar has been around the block and has STDs and never makes dudes wear condoms because she is unable to become pregnant.

Hey bro, that new pass around lady you brought around is pretty hot but man she got some crusty ovaries.

by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020

Knee Growing Pains

The physical pain that occurs when white girls spend too much time on their knees or with their knees pressed behind their elbows.

Damn baby girl, you always leanin' when you try to get up and walk. I think it's because you got those knee growing pains. I

by Ranchgirls November 26, 2020

Undernauseated

The state of being far below the mental breaking point how many stomach cringes a consciousness can endure before all weakness, disguised as pain has completely evacuated that body.

The undernauseated talent enjoyed victory.

by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020

Pesto Ranch

A girl from the country or suburbs who gives it up fast for dudes once she gets to college or the big city.

Hey bro you see how easy it is to get laid with all this fresh pesto ranch around.

by Ranchgirls November 20, 2020

Twerkin lard or hardly jerkin

When a female with no ass attempts twerking and resembles a scoliosis seizure. Huge boner kill.

Damn girl, you need to eat something, to apply for the job you need to be twerkin lard or hardly jerkin.

by Ranchgirls November 22, 2020

Pharmy

A person who is heavily addicted to pharmaceutical drugs and will stop at nothing to obtain them.

Yeah my ex is a total pharmy so let's just say it didn't exactly end well.

by Ranchgirls December 29, 2020