Ranchgirls's definitions

jamaican frenzy

The act of befriending as many black people as possible to prove that you are not racist.

Hey bro, he seriously added bella black people to his Facebook in the last 3 days.
Blood YOABOI B ON DAT' (your friend be on dat') Jamaican Frenzy.

by Ranchgirls September 29, 2020

COV POS

The state of testing positive for the Covid 19 Corona virus.

Hey bro, I should have left my mask on when making out with that strangr carnie last week because my test came back and I'm COV positive.

by Ranchgirls October 14, 2020

Belowjob

The act of stealthily performing oral sex underneath the desk of your boss, coworker or president.

Now if you want this job sweetheart you'll get under my desk and show me a proper belowjob.

by Ranchgirls October 14, 2020

Salty Cumbath

Another way of saying Gangbang between two female friends. Typically one of both of them is either newly single and or cheating on their spouse.

"Hey Beverly,

Last weekend was so romantic he took me to his work and all of the guys there gave me a salty cumbath for my birthday."

by Ranchgirls July 25, 2022

cuckmire

A fetish where 1 lesbian wears a plaid blazer and is merely observing her female partner who is doing a dude with a strapon.

Hell yeah that was an epic cuckmire Jules, can't wait to see what else is in store.

by Ranchgirls June 9, 2022

kiltef

Kid
I'd
Like
To
Eventually
Fuck
( as in when they become of legal age)

Hey Kevin Johnson that girl from Oak Park you gave a scholarship to looks like a real Kiltef

by Ranchgirls June 12, 2022

starvert

A person who fantasizes about fucking people who are more famous than themselves.

Wow what a starvert offered me a bj to autograph her tit.

by Ranchgirls June 14, 2022