Wiener goblin

(Noun)An unattractive or ugly troll who loves throating dicks.

(Verb) The act of giving a very toothy or gummy blowjob down to the base like a starving demon.

Hey bro, that wiener goblin gave me the sloppiest head the other night.

Me too brah!

by Ranchgirls October 27, 2020

Worm germ

A generic declaration that one has some type of std.

I cant sleep with you babygirl, I've got a worm germ and you're not really attractive.

by Ranchgirls December 28, 2020

Raft Funk

An electronic salsa band that was formed in honor of Elian Gonzales and continues to draw attention to the substandard living conditions of aquatic refugees all over the world.

Shit son, that new raft funk is so nasty that I think I'm gonna puke and pass out.

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

moneygrows

A sarcastic anecdote meant to inspire inspiration.

Moneygrows not on trees but on the intangible promises of prominent bankers.

by Ranchgirls December 20, 2020

fudruckold

A devoted and loving wife who takes pleasure in watching her husband eat meals from chain restaurants.

I HEARD THAT MICHELLE OBAMA NEVER COOKS AND IS A TOTAL FUDRUCKOLD

by Ranchgirls August 14, 2023

Junglesalt

The dried salt that is left over from a booty that was glistening with sweat.

Yeah bro, so when I got home from work early my spot on the couch was crusted in junglesalt.

by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020

Scumdummy

A bitch who makes hella dumb decisions because she is intoxicated by cum.

I can't believe that scumdummy crashed her 3rd car this month. She really is something.

by Ranchgirls November 10, 2020