Definitions by Ranchgirls
Kamala Heiress
A female who is second in charge and waiting for her superior to die in order to slide into the top position.
Kamala Heiress by Ranchgirls November 7, 2020
Corpse Juice
Damn bro, I got home from raquetball she was already passed out on the couch and oozing out that corpse juice all over my brand new couch.
Corpse Juice by Ranchgirls November 6, 2020
Slimy Fandango
She kept on sneezing in her palm and then pulled my dick out and gave me a slimy fandango during "the passion of the christ."
Slimy Fandango by Ranchgirls November 6, 2020
Nest Thumping
When two or more people engage in adulterous sexual intercourse while at the residence of a cheating party.
When your husband goes out of town make sure you drop off those kids with the in laws because girl we gonna be nest thumping on this Christmas.
Nest Thumping by Ranchgirls November 5, 2020
In cum any quality
The state of being being born into a disproportionately ugly: face, body, and/or personality therefore supplementing your runfortunate circumstance by letting hella dudes come in you.
Yeah bro the date started out boring, she kept on going on and on about "in cum any quality", but once I banged her out in the KFC parking lot she kinda just mumbled and passed out drooling.
In cum any quality by Ranchgirls November 5, 2020
Horny Toddler
A full grown and physically mature adult (18+) who is still a either still a virgin, a premature ejaculator or just plain sexually inexperienced.
GIRL, I threw myself at that horny toddler from the Popeyes Drive thru, we fucked for like 1.5 pumps and then he wanted to be held and shit.
Horny Toddler by Ranchgirls November 2, 2020
Raunchitis
The state of having a sore throat due to performing too much oral sex on the previous day and/or night.
Damn girl, you're holding back alot more than is healthy, I think it's fair to diagnose you with raunchitis.
Raunchitis by Ranchgirls October 27, 2020