Ranchgirls's definitions

Kraft Shaft

The cum/precum buildup that develops around the base of the penis more and more prominently as a gangbang continues.

Bro why do I always have to go last? I'm really getting tired of kraft shaft.

by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

Womb Shroom

A child whose mother did drugs during her entire prenancy and regarded her child as a 'fun guy'

This womb shroom is cramping my style I wish I could get rid of it but I really need the extra food stamps.

by Ranchgirls December 9, 2020

Chilipaisa

When you give a chick too much cocaine right after a meal and as you engage in anal sex she shits all over your pelvic region and continues grinding you into oblivion.

Yeah Cabron, that gorta from the other night ruined my car interior with her little chilipaisa stunt!

by Ranchgirls January 10, 2021

Nest Thumping

When two or more people engage in adulterous sexual intercourse while at the residence of a cheating party.

When your husband goes out of town make sure you drop off those kids with the in laws because girl we gonna be nest thumping on this Christmas.

by Ranchgirls November 5, 2020

Quaker breakfast

The act of filling up a magnum condom with warm oatmeal and fucking it before lunch time.

Well I must say bro, that was the best quaker breakfast I've ever had.

by Ranchgirls December 4, 2020

Ms. Carriager

A female who has abortions on the reg primarily as her main for of birth control but who also uses the opportunities to make guys feel bad for her.

Well well well, Ms. Carriager, you're telling me that you need to take time off work because you lost another baby?

by Ranchgirls September 13, 2020

Phrenologist

A friendly person who claims to be a medical professional, but is actually just a self serving con artist or quack.

So the phrenologist told my wife that because the top of her head is flat that her purpose in life is to give blowjobs and balance beer cans on top of her skull?

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020