A female who has abortions on the reg primarily as her main for of birth control but who also uses the opportunities to make guys feel bad for her.
Well well well, Ms. Carriager, you're telling me that you need to take time off work because you lost another baby?
by Ranchgirls September 13, 2020
A friendly person who claims to be a medical professional, but is actually just a self serving con artist or quack.
So the phrenologist told my wife that because the top of her head is flat that her purpose in life is to give blowjobs and balance beer cans on top of her skull?
by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020
To insert your penis into an orifice for one stroke, ejaculate then not pull out for fear of abandonment.
by Ranchgirls September 17, 2020
When you go to give an uncircumsized irish guy a hand or blow job and the underside of his foreskin needs a good washing now.
Yeah O'malleys daughter thought her first threesome would be special but she spent the entire night peeling ginger with Bono and The Edge.
by Ranchgirls June 20, 2023
The act of adopting children from a third world orphanage for the purpose of. Ritualistic sacrafice at illuminati ceremonies.
by Ranchgirls December 08, 2020
When your girl or mail order bride will only perform oral sex on you by spitting a mouth full of saltwater while your underwear are still on.
by Ranchgirls May 03, 2020
by Ranchgirls May 03, 2020