Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Ranchgirls

lunchmeat caserole

A sweaty, salty, musky, unwashed vagina. Often compared to the stench of a decomposing rodent in the summer.

Hey babe, the wife is out of town and I was hoping maybe you could come over and bring me some of your famous lunchmeat caserole.

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A female with a shredded up, banged out, high mileage vagina.

She had alot going on down there bro, total pastrami mommy to say the least.

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Often a description for a worn out and smashed up vagina.

Yah brah, I'll never sleep with her again I swear that shit was all leather.

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The act of using your own tears as lube while jerking off to pictures of girls who turned you down.

Yeah he spends alot of his time in his room being a secret sad boy.

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Check out the botswana bambi, damn she must be far from the comforts of home.

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The little globs of cum that get on your dick when the chick you're fucking is basically a community cum dumpster.

Damn baby you're supposed to be my girlfriend so what's the deal with all this hidden vaggie ranch?

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When you tightly wrap up a chicks face with her own bra and/or panties and proceed to gangbang her at least 4 deep.

Shit bruh, I was honestly suprised at how enthusiastic she was about that Zulu Death Mask she endured last Saturday.

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