Ranchgirls's definitions

Condom Nazi

Someone who is so adamant about making sure you are properly using a condom that it kills the entire vibe.

So that broad from the river took me back to her campsite and it got lame, she was a total condom nazi. Good thing I pre poked those holes back at my place.

by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020

Slimy Fandango

The act of using snot as the primary lubricant during a movie theater hand job.

She kept on sneezing in her palm and then pulled my dick out and gave me a slimy fandango during "the passion of the christ."

by Ranchgirls November 6, 2020

Slorgan

Arbitrary conversation filler which is factually inaccurate.

I've heard enough slorgan out of your mouth today.

by Ranchgirls December 22, 2020

Horny Toddler

A full grown and physically mature adult (18+) who is still a either still a virgin, a premature ejaculator or just plain sexually inexperienced.

GIRL, I threw myself at that horny toddler from the Popeyes Drive thru, we fucked for like 1.5 pumps and then he wanted to be held and shit.

by Ranchgirls November 2, 2020

Whites Live Fatter

The presumptively ignorant belief that through out history it has always been advantageous to be white.

He was used to a life of: warnings by the police, 5 star vacations, swimming pools, tennis courts, credit cards, college degrees, career promotions, and tax evasion which all goes to prove Whites Live Fatter.

by Ranchgirls November 18, 2020

Booty shooty

When you inject drugs into the butthole to get high.

I took her back to the motel for some booty shooty and we fucked all night.

by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020

blvck ceiling

An emotional state of depression where the individual feels as if they have reached their absolute pinnacle and that the remaining portion of their life will be spent in decline.

She just lays under a blvck ceiling for hours listening to witch house and daydreaming the vanity of her inevitable demise.

by Ranchgirls December 14, 2020