Sneaky Leprechaun

An irishman who chooses to seduce and or date their best friends first cousin.

Yeah bro that sneaky leprechaun asked me if I wanted to see me nudes of the chick he's been banging and it turned out to be my cousin.

by Ranchgirls April 27, 2020

starvert

A person who fantasizes about fucking people who are more famous than themselves.

Wow what a starvert offered me a bj to autograph her tit.

by Ranchgirls June 14, 2022

Mrs. Carriager

A married woman who masquerades an abortion as a miscarriage because she was cheating and there's a good chance It's not the husbands.

Did you hear that old Mrs. Carriager lost yet another pregnancy?

by Ranchgirls September 13, 2020

Semen Hoarder

A slut who is insatiable in regards to her load count.

Hey bro, your wife is a real semen hoarder.

by Ranchgirls November 24, 2020

Drippy hippie

A hippie chick who leaves a trail consisting of dread flakes and blood because she believes in keeping her period natural.

Damn Gretel, you're such a drippy hippie, don't you dare get in my VW van, I just had the upholstery restored at Kombi Haus.

by Ranchgirls December 15, 2020

Yard duty butt

The phat ass of a milf. Must be displayed in cut off, acid washed, high waisted Jean's, with the back pockets sewn on at extreme angles.

Damn girl Its summer get rid of those yoga pants and start showing off that yard duty butt.

by Ranchgirls April 18, 2020

nazarmeth

The horribly bland and substandard synthetic drug that the powers at be try to pass off as crystal methamphetamine.

Damn bro, thank God for nazarmeth, on the old stuff I would forget to feed my baby.

by Ranchgirls September 15, 2021