Ralph's definitions

charcoal stick

A term used to describe a trashy white girl's fantasy of black penii.

Danielle, Gina, and Kelly sure are fans of the Charcoal stick.

by ralph February 24, 2005

bonk

not true, false information

Do you really believe that bonk?

by Ralph May 29, 2004

parrot-boy

shef wednesday fan, term refers to the owl on the badge - looking like a parrot. All parrot boys are prone to shitting themselves after 2 bottles of red wine with guiness and whiskey

sully is a parrot-boy

by ralph July 27, 2004

snappy

a well hung young lad.

damn, i haven't had a guy that snappy in months!

by ralph February 24, 2004

Mothers Milk

The best damn beer in the world.

Dude pour me another pint of Mothers Milk, damn this is good beer!

by Ralph May 1, 2004

Awkward moment

Moments that occur whenever I open my mouth for more than two minutes.

A: So, what time is it?
Everyone else: -Stares in abject shock.-
A: Umm...I just asked what time it was.
Everyone else: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU SUCK.
A: ...That was...awkward.

by Ralph March 22, 2005

bungee

The hair between your nut-sac and asshole.

She licked his bungee

by Ralph May 13, 2005