Ralph's definitions

oobiedoobie

oral sex performed on the rectum using strawberry or grape preserve

man dog, that chick gave me the oobiedoobie!!!

by Ralph February 10, 2003

cowtown

Collinsville, oklahoma, usa

ya i reckon ima head on back to cowtown yall.

by ralph November 18, 2004

Fieldston

1.n-the act of sticking a rock in your anus and farting it out
2.v-to give someone a blow job when they are asleep

1.My friend gave me $100 if I did a fieldston
2.Joe gave Tim a fieldston

by Ralph June 18, 2005

ogre

Shrek from the movie

Im A Big Mean Ogre arent you afraid of that

by Ralph June 2, 2004

riffchild

Bourne of the mighty riff.
The example of perfection.

I wish I was more like riffchild

by ralph May 12, 2003

faloose

\FAH-lews\ noun
1 : large balls of dust or small bits of assorted floor garbage generally found under furniture or along baseboards.

"The house was pretty but they had faloose everywhere."

by ralph July 22, 2004

Tennessee

A miserable hell on Earth. Considering that mostly everyone who looks up this definition is from Tennessee, it's sure to get a lot of thumbs-down, but it's the truth. Anyway, Tennessee sucks major ass. It's polluted, since no one ever cleans here. It's also full of ticks and other parasites, and there's nothing to do except play with guns, watch football, and eat chicken-fried steak with a side of lard. The eastern part is the worst.

Don't go to Tennessee. Seriously. You can find a better state. There's Alabama. Or Alaska. Or New Mexico. There is absolutely no reason why anyone would ever want to go to Tennessee, unless of course you're an idiot. If you are, then come on down, hyuk hyuk! We done be havin' whisky an' possum pie!

by Ralph March 19, 2005