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A miserable hell on Earth. Considering that mostly everyone who looks up this definition is from Tennessee, it's sure to get a lot of thumbs-down, but it's the truth. Anyway, Tennessee sucks major ass. It's polluted, since no one ever cleans here. It's also full of ticks and other parasites, and there's nothing to do except play with guns, watch football, and eat chicken-fried steak with a side of lard. The eastern part is the worst.
Don't go to Tennessee. Seriously. You can find a better state. There's Alabama. Or Alaska. Or New Mexico. There is absolutely no reason why anyone would ever want to go to Tennessee, unless of course you're an idiot. If you are, then come on down, hyuk hyuk! We done be havin' whisky an' possum pie!
by Ralph March 19, 2005
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by Ralph June 18, 2005
Get the Fieldston mug.A miserable prison for young people whose lives are usually hard enough as it is. Often there's a poor kid who hasn't eaten in four days and doesn't have electricity. He sits and waits for lunch, where he gets to eat a piece of month-old bread and drink half a glass of concentrated orange juice. That is, unless someone steals it and pours it on his head. Later, he gets his clothes stolen in the locker room and a spray of deodourant in his eyeballs. Lastly he's taunted by girls who have so little ego that they mock the poor kid, just for kicks. Then he trudges home carrying a 40 pound backpack because someone forgot to pick him up.
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High...sch..the place that I go in the morning..won't you please shoot me now?
High...sch..the place that I go in the morning..won't you please shoot me now?
by Ralph January 12, 2005
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Cookie: "what's that on your neck? it rocks!"
Ginger: "it's my new tattoo"
Cookie: "that's the best job stopper i've ever seen!"
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by Ralph March 23, 2005
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The sun is a mass of incandescent gas;
A gigantic nuclear furnace.
Where hydrogen is built into helium,
At a temperature of millions of degrees.
The sun is hot. The sun is not
A place where we could live,
But here on Earth there'd be no life
Without the light it gives.
We need its light; we need its heat.
The sunlight that we seek,
The sunlight comes from our own sun's
Atomic energy.
The sun is a mass of incandescent gas;
A gigantic nuclear furnace.
Where hydrogen is built into helium,
At a temperature of millions of degrees.
The sun is hot.
The sun is so hot that everything on it is a gas;
Aluminum, copper, iron, and many others.
The sun is large.
If the sun were hollow, a million Earths would fit inside,
And yet, it is only a middle-sized star
The sun is far away.
About 93,000,000 miles away,
And that's why it looks so small.
But even when it's out of sight,
The sun shines night and day.
We need its heat; we need its light.
The sunlight that we seek,
The sunlight comes from our own sun's
Atomic energy.
Scientists have found that the sun is a huge atom-smashing machine.
The heat and light of the sun are caused by nuclear reactions between
Hydrogen, nitrogen, carbon, and helium
The sun is a mass of incandescent gas;
A gigantic nuclear furnace.
Where hydrogen is built into helium
At a temperature of millions of degrees.
A gigantic nuclear furnace.
Where hydrogen is built into helium,
At a temperature of millions of degrees.
The sun is hot. The sun is not
A place where we could live,
But here on Earth there'd be no life
Without the light it gives.
We need its light; we need its heat.
The sunlight that we seek,
The sunlight comes from our own sun's
Atomic energy.
The sun is a mass of incandescent gas;
A gigantic nuclear furnace.
Where hydrogen is built into helium,
At a temperature of millions of degrees.
The sun is hot.
The sun is so hot that everything on it is a gas;
Aluminum, copper, iron, and many others.
The sun is large.
If the sun were hollow, a million Earths would fit inside,
And yet, it is only a middle-sized star
The sun is far away.
About 93,000,000 miles away,
And that's why it looks so small.
But even when it's out of sight,
The sun shines night and day.
We need its heat; we need its light.
The sunlight that we seek,
The sunlight comes from our own sun's
Atomic energy.
Scientists have found that the sun is a huge atom-smashing machine.
The heat and light of the sun are caused by nuclear reactions between
Hydrogen, nitrogen, carbon, and helium
The sun is a mass of incandescent gas;
A gigantic nuclear furnace.
Where hydrogen is built into helium
At a temperature of millions of degrees.
by Ralph March 30, 2005
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