53 definitions by Ralph

dumb b

Hey Ralph, Atlanta sure is full of dumb b's.

by Ralph September 18, 2003

When you fart with a girl in your bed and keep her trapped under the sheets.

3:00AM- "Russian Microwave!!!"
"AAAAHHHH LEMME OUT!!"

by Ralph March 1, 2005

by Ralph May 29, 2004

when a woman is standing up over another person (male or female) she poops and it falls into the persons mouth and on there face!!!

He was eating the burrito in science class!!!

by Ralph March 25, 2004

When a male dips his dick in beer and gets a blowjob.

"DUUUDE Ralph just got a peinybooper!"

by Ralph March 10, 2005

by Ralph November 7, 2003

Well Intentioned Asshole

I think you're pretty smart
But you act like such a jerk,
I can't stand your fake rebellion
misdirected and anti-art.

by Ralph March 2, 2004