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PMs

On online forums, PMs is an abbreviation for Private Messages.
Susan had PMS, and thus wrote angry PMs to other members of the message board.
by Ralph March 22, 2005
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Awkward moment

Moments that occur whenever I open my mouth for more than two minutes.
A: So, what time is it?
Everyone else: -Stares in abject shock.-
A: Umm...I just asked what time it was.
Everyone else: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU SUCK.
A: ...That was...awkward.
by Ralph March 22, 2005
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parrot-boy

shef wednesday fan, term refers to the owl on the badge - looking like a parrot. All parrot boys are prone to shitting themselves after 2 bottles of red wine with guiness and whiskey
sully is a parrot-boy
by ralph July 27, 2004
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Pieny Booper

When a male dips his dick in beer and gets a blowjob.
"DUUUDE Ralph just got a peinybooper!"
by Ralph March 9, 2005
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Pessimist

A person who, if they refrain from suicide, will one day be happy.
A: It's freezing. My heater's broken, and it's ten below zero. I cut my arm on a rusty fence, and my idiot neighbour pissed on my house today. I hate this goddamn planet!

B: Hey, you like apple pie?

A: Shut the...well yeah I actually I do.

B: Great, let's go. No, put your wallet down; I've got it covered.
by Ralph January 13, 2005
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charcoal stick

A term used to describe a trashy white girl's fantasy of black penii.
Danielle, Gina, and Kelly sure are fans of the Charcoal stick.
by ralph February 24, 2005
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Star Warriors

A term used to make fun of Star Wars. Everyone who uses this word knows that it's Star Wars, yet they say it like this anyway. Usually very annoying.
OMGz YOU SCI FI PEOPLE SUCK GO PLAY STAR WARRIORS SOMEWHERE ELSe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
by Ralph February 22, 2005
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