Ralph's definitions

Dark Kiss

When someone kisses someone elses asshole.
Also known as "kissing the starfish"

Uncle Jake bent over and I licked my lips and gave him a dark kiss

by Ralph June 18, 2005

MUG

Men's (Or Male) Unbifucated Garment. Any kind of skirt-like clothing used to cover the legs of a man, such as the kilt, sarong, hakama, kimono, fustanella, tunic, and many others. They tend to be much more comfortable than pants due to the room in the crotch region, as well as the feeling of the fabric against one's legs.

A kilt is, technically speaking, a skirt, however, it's more properly referred to as a MUG.

by Ralph March 1, 2005

eating the burrito

when a woman is standing up over another person (male or female) she poops and it falls into the persons mouth and on there face!!!

He was eating the burrito in science class!!!

by Ralph March 24, 2004

Hall Walkers

The most mundane form of higher ups specifically "brass". People with control over you and your destiny due to policy and enforcement of policy and rules and regulations.

I don't like to work during the day, there are too many Hall Walkers.

Stay away from the main office during the day, there are too many hall walkers, you are gonna get jammed up.

by Ralph May 1, 2004

Fieldston

1.n-the act of sticking a rock in your anus and farting it out
2.v-to give a man a blow job when they are asleep

1.I got $100 for giving myself a fieldston
2.Joe gave Tim a fieldston

by Ralph May 13, 2005

Digiorno

Just like Digiorno pizza, no delivery. False delivery.

Person A: Oh, I forgot to bring you your book back.

Person B: You digiorno's

by Ralph April 12, 2005

STMML

The acronym for "Short Term Marijuana Memory Loss." When someone, generally a "stoner" forgets what they're talking about in the middle of a conversation.

"We were watching this TV show and ... ah shit!, 'STMML,' I forgot the point I was trying to make."

by ralph July 22, 2004