Ralph's definitions

civic

Fruitiest cars made by Honda, usually driven around by POS white boys and little egg rolled asians

Damn Dude I smoked that dumb asians car with my 'Stang

by RaLpH March 9, 2004

kooter-cat

A person, or Kooter, having nymphomaniac tendencies.

That Guila girl is one crazy kooter-cat!

by Ralph July 1, 2003

seminoles

what FSU uses for their mascot. Pretty much is a reflection of the their stupidity and lower class because infact the seminoles were a mut tribe... don't think this is the truth... look it up, they actaully teach you this in upper end universities. Seminoles were in fact a group of indians, some from over here and there, as well as almost 60%runaway slaves... interesting! makes you think... oh wait no thinking isnt an option at FSU

that is one sketchy person, must be a seminole!

by ralph July 15, 2006

faloose

\FAH-lews\ noun
1 : large balls of dust or small bits of assorted floor garbage generally found under furniture or along baseboards.

"The house was pretty but they had faloose everywhere."

by ralph July 22, 2004

ogre

Shrek from the movie

Im A Big Mean Ogre arent you afraid of that

by Ralph June 2, 2004

riffchild

Bourne of the mighty riff.
The example of perfection.

I wish I was more like riffchild

by ralph May 12, 2003

russian microwave

When you fart with a girl in your bed and keep her trapped under the sheets.

3:00AM- "Russian Microwave!!!"
"AAAAHHHH LEMME OUT!!"

by Ralph May 13, 2005