Ralph's definitions
by Ralph July 1, 2003
Get the kooter-catmug. A miserable prison for young people whose lives are usually hard enough as it is. Often there's a poor kid who hasn't eaten in four days and doesn't have electricity. He sits and waits for lunch, where he gets to eat a piece of month-old bread and drink half a glass of concentrated orange juice. That is, unless someone steals it and pours it on his head. Later, he gets his clothes stolen in the locker room and a spray of deodourant in his eyeballs. Lastly he's taunted by girls who have so little ego that they mock the poor kid, just for kicks. Then he trudges home carrying a 40 pound backpack because someone forgot to pick him up.
Hey Ralph; where ya off to?
High...sch..the place that I go in the morning..won't you please shoot me now?
High...sch..the place that I go in the morning..won't you please shoot me now?
by Ralph January 12, 2005
Get the high schoolmug. A tattoo on your body that is exposed all the time. (i.e. a tattoo on your neck, nuckles, forearms, hands, face, etc.)
It's hard to get a job with an expose tattoo...
It's hard to get a job with an expose tattoo...
Cookie: "what's that on your neck? it rocks!"
Ginger: "it's my new tattoo"
Cookie: "that's the best job stopper i've ever seen!"
Ginger: "Thanks, that's why I play in a band..."
Ginger: "it's my new tattoo"
Cookie: "that's the best job stopper i've ever seen!"
Ginger: "Thanks, that's why I play in a band..."
by Ralph March 23, 2005
Get the job stoppermug. by Ralph April 12, 2005
Get the Digiornomug. 1.n-the act of sticking a rock in your anus and farting it out
2.v-to give a man a blow job when they are asleep
2.v-to give a man a blow job when they are asleep
by Ralph May 13, 2005
Get the Fieldstonmug. when a woman is standing up over another person (male or female) she poops and it falls into the persons mouth and on there face!!!
by Ralph March 24, 2004
Get the eating the burritomug. by Ralph May 13, 2005
Get the russian microwavemug.