Dark Kiss

When someone kisses someone elses asshole.
Also known as "kissing the starfish"
Uncle Jake bent over and I licked my lips and gave him a dark kiss
by Ralph February 15, 2005
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dumb b

Hey Ralph, Atlanta sure is full of dumb b's.
by Ralph September 18, 2003
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oobiedoobie

oral sex performed on the rectum using strawberry or grape preserve
man dog, that chick gave me the oobiedoobie!!!
by Ralph February 11, 2003
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Sun

The sun is a mass of incandescent gas;
A gigantic nuclear furnace.
Where hydrogen is built into helium,
At a temperature of millions of degrees.

The sun is hot. The sun is not
A place where we could live,
But here on Earth there'd be no life
Without the light it gives.

We need its light; we need its heat.
The sunlight that we seek,
The sunlight comes from our own sun's
Atomic energy.

The sun is a mass of incandescent gas;
A gigantic nuclear furnace.
Where hydrogen is built into helium,
At a temperature of millions of degrees.

The sun is hot.

The sun is so hot that everything on it is a gas;
Aluminum, copper, iron, and many others.

The sun is large.

If the sun were hollow, a million Earths would fit inside,
And yet, it is only a middle-sized star

The sun is far away.

About 93,000,000 miles away,
And that's why it looks so small.

But even when it's out of sight,
The sun shines night and day.

We need its heat; we need its light.
The sunlight that we seek,
The sunlight comes from our own sun's
Atomic energy.

Scientists have found that the sun is a huge atom-smashing machine.
The heat and light of the sun are caused by nuclear reactions between
Hydrogen, nitrogen, carbon, and helium

The sun is a mass of incandescent gas;
A gigantic nuclear furnace.
Where hydrogen is built into helium
At a temperature of millions of degrees.
by Ralph March 30, 2005
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Star Warriors

A term used to make fun of Star Wars. Everyone who uses this word knows that it's Star Wars, yet they say it like this anyway. Usually very annoying.
OMGz YOU SCI FI PEOPLE SUCK GO PLAY STAR WARRIORS SOMEWHERE ELSe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
by Ralph February 23, 2005
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cowtown

ya i reckon ima head on back to cowtown yall.
by ralph November 19, 2004
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blows

your project blows
by ralph March 12, 2004
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