mtv

a gay retarded tv station my sister watches, and i cant stand it... black homosexuals who think they are soo "pimp" and show there bling, who have a vocabulary that of a 3rd grader. real world... you want real word? leave your house, and put your hand in a waffle iorn. if you watch this network handcuff yourself to the railroad tracks.

here comes the train... its doing us all a favor.

by ryan April 22, 2005

full monty

To whack off, jerk off, or jack off completely naked; minimum requirement is no shirt, pants at half-mast.

I just had a sweet full monty earlier today.

by Ryan April 10, 2005

Piyomp

Same as the definition for "Pimp"
1) Something badass, "pimped out"
2) Awesome or cool
3) $Bling$ $Bling$

"y0 man, that Civic is PIYOMP with those spinnah's!"
"That Escalade be PIYOMP if you got dose twenny-foes"

by Ryan October 28, 2004

radio

a completely ridiculous person, often incapable of thought

my friend saw chris o'donnell at a basketball game. 'really, you saw radio?'

by ryan May 13, 2005

Janet Jackson

Fine-ass woman who showed her titty at the superbowl. Made the halftime show not suck as it usually does, and also made up for the fact that the Panthers lost. Pissed off alot of annoying, pissy conservatives.

Damn that was nice. Conservatives really suck.

by Ryan February 03, 2004

Nig Cigs

Slang for Djarum Blacks, which are completely black cigarettes. 40% clove 60% tobacco, probably the most unhealthy thing to smoke.

I just picked up a pack of nig cigs

by Ryan March 19, 2004

Megalomaniac

1)Someone obsessed with power

2)A kick ass song by incubus

1) George W. Bush

2)You're no Jesus.....no fuckin' elvis

by Ryan July 26, 2004