RYan's definitions

eggjob

an alias for one luke hansen, often the focus of such phrases as "if you wanted you could seduce a nun into bed" and "if you wanted too, you could seduce GODZILLA into bed"

so i was talking to eggjob, and he was like

eggjob: ....nobody but us is ever going to read this

by ryan July 22, 2004

gheytor

n. - One whom owns all; A lethal weapon used for mass destruction

This guy just gheytored a whole village

by Ryan May 28, 2004

Megalomaniac

1)Someone obsessed with power

2)A kick ass song by incubus

1) George W. Bush

2)You're no Jesus.....no fuckin' elvis

by Ryan July 26, 2004

Polygamy

See Utah or Mormons

The Mormons in Utah are a bunch of polygomists

by Ryan December 1, 2004

Ryguy

A person who is extremely cool or is extremly good at glitching

I know a ryguy he showed me so many glitches and was so cool

by Ryan November 20, 2003

airtight

Whilst in the act of triple penetration, each cock filled cavity seals every possible air path of entry or escape thus causing an immensely pleasurable (I said pleasurable bitch!) sensation for the female recipient, as her body becomes akin to a vaccuum sealed container. Also see, Tupperwhore.

Samantha was absolutely dying to become airtight; she really was. Elaine's airtightedness was the perfect environment for the long-term storage of my balls. "Plug Jessica's nose Jack! She's trying to cheat by breathing through her nose!!!"

by Ryan August 13, 2003

Faught Joke

A very poorly thought out, and not so spontaneous joke that causes children to cry, women to stare and men to drop their jaws due to it's pure, absolute stupidity.

(three friends walking to thier car)
#2 "Shotgun!" naming front passenger seat

#3 "Machinegun" third dork trying to crack a joke....

by Ryan December 27, 2003