Definitions by RNPS
snatch patch
An excuse guys or lesbians will use when they're either not interested in a woman or taking a break from women (typically after a break-up).
Implying one is wearing a patch similar to a smoker's nicotine patch.
Implying one is wearing a patch similar to a smoker's nicotine patch.
Whore in bar: Come on, baby! Give me some of your sweet meat!
Man in bar: Sorry, ma'am...I'm on the snatch patch.
Man in bar: Sorry, ma'am...I'm on the snatch patch.
snatch patch by RNPS April 30, 2008
boner buster
Guy 1: My girl was about to give me oral by the fire when her roommate came home.
Guy 2: Did she keep going? Did the roommate join in?
Guy 1: NO! She was embarrassed and asked me to leave.
Guy 2: What a boner buster!
Guy 2: Did she keep going? Did the roommate join in?
Guy 1: NO! She was embarrassed and asked me to leave.
Guy 2: What a boner buster!
boner buster by RNPS April 29, 2008
spackle the toilet
Dick: Hey Condy, have you seen W?
Condy: Ya, he went to spackle the toilet, again.
Dick: AGAIN?!
Condy: Ya, you'd think he'd be more concerned about our economy being in the shitter!
Dick: What a dick!
Condy: Ya, he went to spackle the toilet, again.
Dick: AGAIN?!
Condy: Ya, you'd think he'd be more concerned about our economy being in the shitter!
Dick: What a dick!
spackle the toilet by RNPS April 27, 2008
rolling the cigar
A guy fondling himself by grabbing his cock on the outside of his pants and squeezing in a rolling manner to cause the shaft to swell and get noticed.
rolling the cigar by RNPS April 13, 2008
afterburner
Dude - I was at the library, started a quiet fart and thought, what the hell, time to turn on the afterburner.
afterburner by RNPS January 13, 2008
holidump
Dude 1: I just took the most disgusting holidump - greasy, runny, chunky with sputters and it smelled like something died in there.
Dude 2: What the hell did you eat?!
Dude 1: Christmas duck, lasagna, and lobster chili.
Dude 2: What the hell did you eat?!
Dude 1: Christmas duck, lasagna, and lobster chili.