An excuse guys or lesbians will use when they're either not interested in a woman or taking a break from women (typically after a break-up).
Implying one is wearing a patch similar to a smoker's nicotine patch.
Implying one is wearing a patch similar to a smoker's nicotine patch.
Whore in bar: Come on, baby! Give me some of your sweet meat!
Man in bar: Sorry, ma'am...I'm on the snatch patch.
Man in bar: Sorry, ma'am...I'm on the snatch patch.
by RNPS April 30, 2008

The next person in line that you ask to do something with after your preferred person isn't able to.
guy 1: "My girlfriend can't make it for lunch with me today...do you want to go?"
guy 2: "What, am I your back-up bitch?"
guy 2: "What, am I your back-up bitch?"
by RNPS September 06, 2007

by RNPS January 13, 2008

by RNPS June 01, 2007

Dude 1: I just took the most disgusting holidump - greasy, runny, chunky with sputters and it smelled like something died in there.
Dude 2: What the hell did you eat?!
Dude 1: Christmas duck, lasagna, and lobster chili.
Dude 2: What the hell did you eat?!
Dude 1: Christmas duck, lasagna, and lobster chili.
by RNPS January 10, 2008

Not being cleaned-up to interact with others. This could include recently taken a dump, not being showered, not having brushed teeth, &/or dirty home.
by RNPS June 01, 2007

Dude - I was at the library, started a quiet fart and thought, what the hell, time to turn on the afterburner.
by RNPS January 13, 2008
