RNPS's definitions

Gutter Trout

A condom found in the gutter or on the street. Typically out of the wrapper and used.

I was walking the dog and noticed a gutter trout floating in the water.

by RNPS July 28, 2010

Casino

Where you go to drop a Deuce - the bathroom.

Person 1: Where's John? Our meeting's about to start.
Person 2: He went to the casino.

by RNPS June 1, 2007

back-up bitch

The next person in line that you ask to do something with after your preferred person isn't able to.

guy 1: "My girlfriend can't make it for lunch with me today...do you want to go?"
guy 2: "What, am I your back-up bitch?"

by RNPS September 6, 2007

bake the steak

Suntanning nude. No tan line. Typically a guy referring to including tanning his genitals.

Anyone want to go to Black's Beach? I need to bake the steak.

by RNPS January 13, 2008

spackle the toilet

a male who masterbates, flog the log, choke the chicken, jack off

Dick: Hey Condy, have you seen W?
Condy: Ya, he went to spackle the toilet, again.
Dick: AGAIN?!
Condy: Ya, you'd think he'd be more concerned about our economy being in the shitter!
Dick: What a dick!

by RNPS April 27, 2008

in the stall

An updated term for "in the closet" thanks to Idaho Senator Larry Craig.
This is either a closeted homosexual or closeted bi-curious, typically religious and/or Republican living in denial.

girl 1: "Hey, he's kinda cute."
girl 2: "Hells ya, but I've heard he's in the stall...in the stall to get some ball."

by RNPS November 19, 2007

Walk the dog

Walking around with your cock hanging out your unzipped shorts or pants.

One night after taking a piss in the alley, I decided to keep it out and walk the dog.

by RNPS July 30, 2009