White Tail Buck

When a guy spooges right above the ass crack of black guy.

Last Friday night, I was giving it hard to JoJo, that Big Black Guy who's usually here for his Pink Martinis, when he asked me to give him a White Tail Buck!

by RNPS August 28, 2010

boner buster

To lose an erection, ruin a potential sexual opportunity or potentially happy moment.

Guy 1: My girl was about to give me oral by the fire when her roommate came home.
Guy 2: Did she keep going? Did the roommate join in?
Guy 1: NO! She was embarrassed and asked me to leave.
Guy 2: What a boner buster!

by RNPS April 29, 2008

back-up bitch

The next person in line that you ask to do something with after your preferred person isn't able to.

guy 1: "My girlfriend can't make it for lunch with me today...do you want to go?"
guy 2: "What, am I your back-up bitch?"

by RNPS August 29, 2007

Walk the dog

Walking around with your cock hanging out your unzipped shorts or pants.

One night after taking a piss in the alley, I decided to keep it out and walk the dog.

by RNPS July 31, 2009

c'ard-on

The type of hard-on guys get in a car, usually while driving over a continuously bumpy road.

Guys in a car going on a camping trip:
Hey - check-out Jake - he's asleep, but has a c'ard-on.
That's funny!

Guy thinking to himself:
Damn bumpy road - giving me a c'ard-on.

by RNPS June 19, 2007

spackle the toilet

a male who masterbates, flog the log, choke the chicken, jack off

Dick: Hey Condy, have you seen W?
Condy: Ya, he went to spackle the toilet, again.
Dick: AGAIN?!
Condy: Ya, you'd think he'd be more concerned about our economy being in the shitter!
Dick: What a dick!

by RNPS April 27, 2008

afterburner

A fart that starts quiet then blasts at the end.

Dude - I was at the library, started a quiet fart and thought, what the hell, time to turn on the afterburner.

by RNPS January 05, 2008