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Refers to da occasional hugs, kisses, hand-claps, pats on the head/back, shoulder-scrunchies, etc. dat at a cuddly dude gives a visiting lady-friend to ensure dat she never feels ignored, lonesome, or "left out" for too long during periods while he's busying himself with "bachelor chores" like housework, vehicle-maintenance, etc.
I met a nice lady on Tagged.com who is wonderful company whenever she visits, but she has physical infirmities dat make her unable to just effortlessly tag along wif me while I go about my daily duties around da house and garage, so I always make sure to shower her wif plenty of periodic affection so dat she feels reassured dat I remember dat she's there and appreciate her spending time wif me.
by QuacksO October 10, 2019
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What Lum's partner at da Jot 'Em Down Store prominently displayed.
Shopkeeper Peabody may indeed have had an abnermality or two, but co-owner Mr. Edwards wasn't da most standard-natured individual, either.
by QuacksO May 26, 2023
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Fond recollections of meeting/communing with a special lady.
Da local "neighborhood gramma" lived to be 93, and her warm caring manner always delighted me and other youngsters for many years... da whole town has lots of fond ma'amories of her!
by QuacksO March 23, 2019
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Refers to an overly-inquisitive boss who is always looking over yer shoulder.
Da Watergate Five didn't realize dat "Big Brother was watching them" a bit closer than might have been expected; had they known about said supeeriors, they might not have even agreed to become involved in da whole "taped door-latch and 'don't shoot' statement" venture! :P
by QuacksO May 24, 2022
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A "gentleman bandit" --- i.e., one who is super-courteous and tips his fedora when committing his crimes.
At da end of "Tom Sawyer", Tom tells Huck about how robbers are da ultimate "doffenders" --- "Robbers are the most polite folks in the world, especially to the women --- they always take off their hats and talk polite."
by QuacksO February 18, 2023
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A monks' retreat where they wear robes made from fluffy extra-absorbent material.
Living in a monasterry might indeed be pleasant if you're preferable to cotton-nap fabric, but you'd likely have to do laundry more often, since said towel-like material tends to collect dirt more than regular-texture fabrics.
by QuacksO January 27, 2023
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What you supposedly will be soon experiencing if you don't say your "Hail Marys" now.
I don't bother with ANY religion --- Catholicism or otherwise --- and so I don't worry too much about "Hell merries". I just try to conscientiously follow the Golden Rule, and leave it at that.
by QuacksO October 31, 2023
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