Outrageously mediocre quality, performance, etc. regarding dat yucky pink stomach-elixir dat comes in a triangular bottle.
Da pharmacist at da local drug store assured me dat da "new and improved" Pepto-Bimbo crap would relieve my heartburn and bloating, but so far da results have generally been rather abismol --- I still have about as much cramps and butt-tooting as before!
by QuacksO November 24, 2020
Get the abismolmug. An attorney whose job it is to dig up all of da humiliating dirt on his clients and/or da opposing parties in da cases he handles.
Fletcher Reede surely did a lot of witness-reputation-smearing during his colorful career as an embarrister.
by QuacksO December 10, 2021
Get the embarristermug. Da capability dat Mike Mulligan tested his steam shovel Mary Anne on when he dug da cellar for da new Popperville town hall.
Mary Anne had amazing pitential --- she could dig as much in one day as a hundred men could dig in a week.
by QuacksO July 12, 2025
Get the pitentialmug. What his parents apparently did an abysmal job of, if he grew up to be the murderer of his own brother Abel!
Juvenile delinquency may not currently be at an all-time high, but there are still multitudes of offenders --- lots of irresponsible parents still "raising Cains" out there!
by QuacksO January 08, 2023
Get the raising Cainmug. Now dat garden tractors have become a fairly common household implement, da problems of mowbility can be a lot less problematic, in dat even a moderately-disabled homeowner can often operate said small machines, since about all dat one needs to do is merely sit on a seat and manipulate a steering wheel and few pedals.
by QuacksO November 13, 2022
Get the mowbilitymug. A "breaking new ground" businessperson who conducts said speculatory/exploratory endeavors in da region of a certain infamous "sinkhole" lake in Southern Louisiana.
Texaco was surely being a dangerously-irresponsible entrepeigneur when they tried drilling into da floor of da lake without proper surveyor-triangulation --- thanks to said faulty boring-hole locating, they ended up piercing da roof of a huge salt-mine and thus majorly "poppin' da bathtub's drain-plug", with disastrous results! Not only did da fresh water from da entire lake disappear, but da Gulf of Mexico's water then flooded inland to fill da resulting void, and so da lake is now a briny mess dat cannot support much of da wildlife dat had formerly flourished there!
by QuacksO January 28, 2023
Get the entrepeigneurmug. A worldwide obliteration of conventional social-inhibitions, causing everyone to freely give each other big smooches whenever they meet
I am naturally rather shy and introverted, and so my inhibitions have little to do with my reserved manner --- I would not go around "gleefully glad-handing" everyone in any case. So if ever there actually was an apocalips, I would still not be willing or able to the the "rush on out and join the fun --- one big happy family" thing like more-jovial/confident folks could. I HAVE NO PENT-UP "COPIOUS AFFECTION-LAVISHING" URGES TO BEGIN WITH, and so having my inhibitions withdrawn wouldn't significantly "do anything for me" in that regard.
by QuacksO June 28, 2019
Get the apocalipsmug.