1011 definitions by QuacksO
Famed fashion-designer S. J. Burton had quite a lavish wedding-Sarahmony when she got married to her husband David.
by QuacksO March 10, 2019
An individual's personal "take" on a subject dat also involves "pointedly poking" those around him to agree with him and/or take action accordingly.
JFK was known for his inspirational speeches and persuasive oneedleions that were very motivating to his John Q. Public audinces, which is likely why various organized-crime figures and other corrupt entities wanted to bump him off as President.
by QuacksO February 11, 2021
Da gauge on your dashboard dat progressively shows how much you're gonna be "in da hole" for da gas to refill your tank as it gets emptier and emptier.
I have an "impulse buy" problem, so I sure wish dat SHOPPING CARTS had an "owedometer" on their wheels to warn me how about much my total bill is running up as I trundle said trolley around da department store or supermarket!
by QuacksO April 1, 2020
1. A verbal or written "wagga, wagga, wagga" for discontented wheezing.
2. Da additional "discontented wheezing" dat you produce in response to receiving said petty-a** censure.
2. Da additional "discontented wheezing" dat you produce in response to receiving said petty-a** censure.
Y'know, if people in authority would just let their subjects alone about minor issues, far fewer sightations would be necessary in da first place!
by QuacksO February 11, 2023
A "gentleman's gentleman" who's mainly tasked with proofreading his fumble-fingered master's hastily-composed missives, essays, and other literary creations, pointing out and/or correcting all the errors, and then either passing the resulting "perfected" paperwork back to his boss, or sending said correspondence on its way to it intended recipients.
As clever and talented as Jeeves was, it's entirely probable that he could have also served the dim-witted Bertie Wooster in the role of text-composition butler; perhaps he might instead have suavely suggested that, "You might want to consider a modern word-processor, Sir... it will underline spelling and grammar errors for you, so that you can correct them immediately as you go along."
by QuacksO April 29, 2019
A.k.a. "balky bowel". Refers to where you remain sitting on da porcelain throne for a long time in an attempt to get "that last bit" to come out, but no dice... you're obliged to "pay a toll of toilet-paper" to progress any further, in that you hafta actually wipe yourself to get said "stubborn blob" to make its messy exit. But then, of course (and ONLY then --- again, you can have worked your sphincter muscles all you please, but the remaining poop still won't budge) you will discover that there are still some of Ollie North's "residuals" up inside your anus, and so you will hafta use even more of your precious costly Scott 1000-sheet roll to wipe repeatedly till you finally get it all out.
My butt-hole is unfortunately a chronic TP toll-booth, and so to save money, I use old recycled phone-books and other thin newspaper-type material to do my initial wiping after I go No. 2, and then only use toilet-paper to "finish up with".
by QuacksO May 25, 2019
A product/service-user who is always looking for opportunities to profit from said commodity's manufacturers/suppliers in court.
As many stupid-a** "you may be entitled to a share of a huge class-action settlement" banner-ads dat I see on da Internet, those advertisers seem to think dat we are all just a bunch of opportunistic consuemers!
by QuacksO November 17, 2019