QuacksO's definitions

introdicktion

A resume or personals-column essay that clearly shows everyone what an arrogant selfish pathetic d**k you are.

I strongly disliked Tronald Dump from the get-go, especially with the disgusting self-puffing shallow-natured introdicktion he gave when he first started running for Prez.

by QuacksO September 20, 2019

sellsius

A unit of temperature-measurement that rates how "hot" or "chilly" a salesperson's looks and/or mannerisms are when marketing his wares.

Billy Mays may have fancied himself as "just the ultimate salesperson stud", but I never thought much of his puffed-up yatter, and so I'd have given him a merely "lukewarm" rating of about 15 degrees on the sellsius scale!

by QuacksO September 20, 2019

upper-lip valve

What you create when you place the mouth of a beverage-bottle whose contents you plan to finish right then under your nose, press it inwards lightly to form a seal, tilt your head back, and then slowly slide the bottle downwards so that its opening gets gradually exposed overtop of your mouth and you can thus guzzle the liquid directly down your throat; the trick is to keep your upper lip pressed against the mouth of the bottle so that you're still partially covering the bottle's mouth, and thus the drink glugs out slowly enough to allow you to swallow it at a comfortable rate until the bottle is empty.

I often get odd looks from others when I employ the "upper-lip valve" method of drinking out of a bottle, but it allows me to both still breathe freely while I'm downing said libation, and also keep from spilling it all over myself, and so I don't really mind being thought of as a bit weird or inelegant.

by QuacksO September 20, 2019

Weego

A subcompact car that's a step-up in size from the Yugo --- i.e., where the one car is only big enough to comfortably seat just the driver and a passenger ("You go"), the Weego can carry considerably more than two people ("We go").

Weego is technically supposed to be spelled "Wheego", so I guess it means that not only can "we go" in this roomier car, but we can also enjoy a fairly swift and exciting ride in the process ("Wheeeee go!").

by QuacksO September 21, 2019

Shiite Muslins

Koran-reading residents of the Middle East who wear robes and turbans made from cotton fabric.

I hear that the Shiite Muslins' white cotton clothing helps keep them cool in the intense desert heat; I wonder if they would be even cooler if they wore silk?

by QuacksO September 21, 2019

Studebeggar

A vintage brand of passenger-car dat had quite a unique and fancy appearance, but was always "pleading" for expensive resources like fuel and maintenance/repair-parts.

If you actually wanna buy an old Studebeggar and fix it up for car-shows or whatever, more power to ya... just be aware dat it will likely "nickel you to death" even more than Henry Fix-Or-Repair-Daily's flimsy jalopies did back in their heyday.

by QuacksO September 21, 2019

auntiequated

Denotes da "super-old-fashioned" items and/or "old-school" lifestyle dat your parent's sister prefers.

My mom's family came from very humble beginnings, so I always loved spending time with my mom's elderly sister Bess, since her way of speaking and doing things was so delightfully auntiequated.

by QuacksO September 21, 2019