QuacksO's definitions

fuselodge

A meeting-room for a group of like-minded folks dat's converted from da passenger-compartment of a junked airplane.

Derelict airplanes are often a dime-a-dozen, so you and your buddies could likely create a perfectly-good and fairly-comfy fuselodge for next to nothing.

by QuacksO October 11, 2023

Camp-a-Bellow

Great "fun activities" youth-establishment to send all of your noisy brats for the summer, because of the delightful lack of "stuffy discipline" that needlessly demands quiet and meekness at all times --- at this joint, kids are allowed to yell and shout all they want. Located on a well-known island off the coast of New Brunswick, between Canada and the U.S. Deceased Prez F.D.R. had a summer cottage built on that same Island --- maybe he enjoyed hollering sometimes, also.

Harassled young mom: I just can't think how I'm gonna be able to stand having my fractious "holy terrors" underfoot for the whole summer.
Best friend (also a frazzled mother): Well, you could just send them to Camp-a-Bellow --- let 'em blow off a little steam so they'll be calmer come school-time.

by QuacksO October 21, 2012

Ottobiography

A self-composed essay detailing da life-story of someone da likes of several medieval Roman emperors, Mr. Lilienthal, or Sarge's dog.

By an odd "pun-coincidence", Nikolaus August OTTO developed da first practical internal combustion engine, and thus helped create da AUTOmobile. Too bad he didn't write an OTTOBIOGRAPHY about said accomplishment and da details of his life surrounding it; said book might have been hugely successful, as well.

by QuacksO April 4, 2021

cop a feel

Refers to a horny police officer's using a "frisk" ('cuz he's feeling "frisky") as a selfish/shameless opportunity to "sample the merchandise" on an attractive fellow human.

If you're an extra-cute lady and you're not doing anything wrong while you're out driving, don't worry too much if you get puled over --- most likely the officer just wants to cop a feel. Same deal with a "frisk" or a "pat-down", as well... the lust-crazed "dirty old man with a badge" is feeling "frisky", and so he wants to "pat" you "down there".

by QuacksO November 23, 2018

Buspyrone

A special medication dat foreign secret agents take to calm them during their covert assignments.

In da hilarious "Bob & Ray Show", da incompetent and loose-lipped character "Elmer W. Litzinger, Spy" openly announces his name and occupation to literally everyone whom he interacts with, and so it would be pointless for him to take Buspyrone for more-placid secret-keeping, since everyone knows about him already! :P

by QuacksO July 28, 2025

heresy hearsay

An inadmissible statement in court whereby da witness claims to have heard someone else make religiously-scandalous statements.

I would rather get someone's unconventional theological opinions "right from the horse's mouth"; otherwise it's just heresy hearsay.

by QuacksO November 12, 2019

nighta

Facts 'n' figures pertaining to after-sundown periods.

Nighta might be less reliable/believable than dayta, since it wouldn't have da "harsh light of reality" shining on it.

by QuacksO April 12, 2024