Tronald Dump is such o head-in-the-clouds a**h**e that I am sure that his equally-spoiled/pampered son would find almost any lady to be incomepatible, no matter how rich her family was.
by QuacksO November 01, 2019
Da tell-tale color-bands in a DNA test dat show you as being da father of a love-baby; said genes will always remain a part of said offspring's future lineage.
Spermanent markers in a child's DNA chart are always gonna be a pesky reminder of your past lack of responsible behavior with da child's mama.
by QuacksO March 10, 2021
I slaved my a** off through long LESSons of studying all those boring textbooks in school during my teen years, yet nowadays as an adult I occasionally still get called a MOREon.
by QuacksO May 31, 2019
Da addled/crazed state of mind dat you may likely experience from trying to become one of da world's top IQ-geniuses.
Studying sawdusty-dry intellect-boosting tomes for many hours a day is enough to give anyone demensa!
by QuacksO January 30, 2023
Osama bin Laden used to be widely viewed as a regular Turbanator, but more recently there have been serious doubts that he was actually responsible for all of the terrorist attacks that he was accused of orchestrating.
by QuacksO January 17, 2023
The greatest cop-out in the parent/grownup world, this phrase is uttered when the adult is not able/willing to address/alleviate a totally legitimate problem or concern that a child is complaining to him about. Even worse is if the adult uses amused/cutesy/sarcastic expressions and/or actions to accompany said invalid statement, such as giving the kid a couple quick pats on the cheek for "dismissive emphasis and finality", giggling while speaking, saying, "You wanna know what I *honestly* think?" beforehand, opining that "somebunny" needs the nap (which of course makes the child all the more upset and humiliated, since this makes it appear to the child that the adult is not even really listening to him or taking what he has to say seriously), etc.
Statement: You need a nap.
What is really meant: I don't have the time/money/authority/inclination to help resolve your problem, and/or the bratty/overbearing person who is mistreating you is related to a "somebody" who is important to our family, and so I don't dare make a scene or try to demand that you be treated better by him. But I'm afraid to be truthful with you about this because I've always promised you that I will protect you and correct any wrongs in your young life, and so if you find out that I was "just saying that" but actually am not always able/willing to help you in every case, you will hate me as a parent and never trust me again. Same thing happened with me and your grandparents when I was little.
What is really meant: I don't have the time/money/authority/inclination to help resolve your problem, and/or the bratty/overbearing person who is mistreating you is related to a "somebody" who is important to our family, and so I don't dare make a scene or try to demand that you be treated better by him. But I'm afraid to be truthful with you about this because I've always promised you that I will protect you and correct any wrongs in your young life, and so if you find out that I was "just saying that" but actually am not always able/willing to help you in every case, you will hate me as a parent and never trust me again. Same thing happened with me and your grandparents when I was little.
by QuacksO October 01, 2017
I put a pot on the stove to boil some eggs, but then I forgot to add the eggs to the pot, and so I discovered nuthin' but an "empty" pot after boiling it for five minutes! I was sooooo eggsasperated!
by QuacksO October 10, 2018