A.k.a. "zip 2 unzip"; a humorous way of referring to the act of dashing off into da woods for a moment to urinate.
It was a really hot day, and so I brought plenty of drinking-water with me when Tiffany and I went out for a relaxing stroll on a quiet country lane; da only prob was dat my internal workin's didn't seem to know enough to "hold onto da refreshing moisture" instead of just "dumping" it, and so I hadda whiz 2 whiz every fifteen minutes!
by QuacksO November 05, 2018
A "grim grins" way of describing da exorbitant amount dat an ex-spouse is often compelled to pay da person whom he divorced.
If "Wild Willie" Clinton had to pay child-support to all of da women whom he got knocked up over da decades, he'd sure hafta shell out big-time for "allotimony"!
by QuacksO December 05, 2020
If Peugeot Sound is where they make da cars, dat begs da question: what does a Peugeot sound like when it's running??
by QuacksO March 28, 2021
Da age-range of forty-plus when male-hormonal/gastronomical changes cause many guys to begin releasing copious amounts of highly-odiferous methane out of their butt-trumpets.
Dat infamous "National Baked Bean Month speech" dude doesn't appear to be much over 35, yet he is already having a major display of phewberty during said monologue.
by QuacksO January 02, 2020
I was home-taught during most of my growing-up years, so I fortunately avoided most of the destructive shunanigans that might have befallen me in middle- and high-school environments.
by QuacksO March 29, 2022
A disgracefully shoddy and/or differing-from-the-book play or movie made from one of Lyman Frank's Oz books.
I fail to understand why MGM's abaumination of "The Wizard Or Oz" was so popular, since the movie is so far removed from the book's charming plot, and is so full of negativity, dark scary themes, and violence.
by QuacksO October 03, 2019
Where someone becomes so fed up with the infuriating actions of another person that he clobbers said aggravator.
If The Three Stooges had tried their assorted "swatting 'n' pummeling" monkeyshines today, they would have faced multiple charges of aggravated assault.
by QuacksO October 28, 2018