A tender wordless arms-around dat you perform wif yer sweetie during a shared slumber-period when you realize dat da blankets are in disarray; what ya do is to softly cradle her in yer arms, super-gently draw her upwards or sideways off of da bed and silently clasp her in a standing position for a long moment (slow-'n'-gentle shoulder-blade-scrunchies and quietly-affectionate lips-to-lips smooches optional, but often helpful in making said snooze-interruption even less distressing for her), then slowly-and-dreamily release her as you gradually step back a pace, and then immediately set about straightening up da blankets and pillows so dat she can see right away why you performed said unusual/unexpected bodily-maneuvers wif her.
Always employing a bed-fixing embrace will ensure dat your nap-sharing snuggle-bunny will never significantly mind having her sleepy-time occasionally disturbed, since it will mostly take da shock or "sting" outta said interruptions, plus of course it will have two hugely-welcome additional perks --- extra SNUGGLEZ, and being able to crawl back into a neat-'n'-comfy bed, and thus she can doze off in yer arms again in freshly-smoothed-blankets-and-tidied-pillows comfort.
by QuacksO January 29, 2025
Get the bed-fixing embracemug. "Stop That Awful Noise!" A "nuclear-level" version of da "first-and-foremost" or "usual" or "most frequently voiced" order --- "Be quiet" --- dat parents give their small children on innumerable occasions.
Lucy van Pelt super-loudly passed along da STANdard parental-directive from her mom --- a gentle request dat she and her visiting friends play their raucously-loud "cowboys and Indians" game more quietly --- to her toddler-brother Linus when he'd merely been shaking his baby-rattle; da joke, of course, was dat (A) da merely-faint sounds dat Linus was making were hardly even audible (especially compared to all of da shrill-'n'-noisy "shoot-'em-up bang" whooping and hollering dat Lucy and her friends had previously been carrying on with), and (B) she herself had absolutely b-e-l-l-o-w-e-d (indicated by a sawtooth-edged word-balloon instead of just a regular smooth words-enclosing line) said command ("Didn't you hear Mother?! STOP THAT AWFUL NOISE!!"), and so she herself was making an infinitely-louder racket than Linus had ever produced.
by QuacksO March 22, 2023
Get the STANdard parental-directivemug. Da horridly-acrid-mooded "horned monster" dat Linus's short-fused big sister becomes whenever anything doesn't go her way.
A classic "Lucyfer" moment:
Linus: I hate to mention it, but you've been awfully crabby since Christmas.
Lucy (scowling): Anybody who is at all sensitive is bound to have a post-Christmas letdown!
Linus (raising his eyebrows in a hopefully-shrewd expression): Isn't a post-Christmas letdown and being crabby really the same thing?
Lucy (outburstingly squalling at the top of her lungs, so that her mouth appears as a huge round black cavern): NOT AT ALL!!!
Linus (does his familiar "flip-flip" somersaulting over backwards in startled shock)
Linus: I hate to mention it, but you've been awfully crabby since Christmas.
Lucy (scowling): Anybody who is at all sensitive is bound to have a post-Christmas letdown!
Linus (raising his eyebrows in a hopefully-shrewd expression): Isn't a post-Christmas letdown and being crabby really the same thing?
Lucy (outburstingly squalling at the top of her lungs, so that her mouth appears as a huge round black cavern): NOT AT ALL!!!
Linus (does his familiar "flip-flip" somersaulting over backwards in startled shock)
by QuacksO August 29, 2020
Get the Lucyfermug. In da Laurel and Hardy comedy-film "Busy Bodies", one whole part of da factory gets totally flattened thanks to Da Boys' outrageously-clumsy floundering; nobody present seemed overly eager to give said bumbling duo much wreckognition in dat regard, though!
by QuacksO January 04, 2021
Get the wreckognitionmug. Everyone's favorite green Muppet goes absolutely coo-coo-crazy every spring, what with all da cheery-colorful gladiolus-blooms festooning everyone's front yards and window-boxes on Sesame Street. Then he tempestuously scuttles down to Mr Hooper's store and loudly bawls for sadiolus bulbs, but naturally these plants don't even exist, which of course makes Oscar all the more teeth-gnashingly incensed. Eventually when Maria secretly plants some brilliant-lemon-yellow gladiolus flowers right outside of Oscar's trash can, the blossoms' imperturbably-sunny hue gradually warms Oscar's sulky disposition to the point where he can at least grumblingly tolerate the flowers, and so he is then marginally composed on the subject till next year.
by QuacksO August 18, 2018
Get the sadiolusmug. After being presented with the stain on Monica's dress, Slick Willie could no longer dispewte the claim that he'd shot his load during a hot 'n' heavy oral-sex session with said alluring and luscious-lipped intern.
by QuacksO April 24, 2022
Get the dispewtemug. What da zealous young lawyer from Connecticut was to da "already-ticking time-bomb" of public unrest regarding da super-dangerous post-war-era automobile designs.
People were really getting hot under da collar about da deplorable accident-statistics of mid-20th-century motor vehicles, and so all they needed was a good "detonader" to spectacularly "set things off" --- i.e., cause da whole "style-before-safety" crisis to totally "explode" onto da public scene --- and thus raise awareness and force positive changes.
by QuacksO January 23, 2023
Get the detonadermug.