QuacksO's definitions

enterprize

Refers to an endeavor partaken of by an eager stud which involves seeking out da super-desirable "reward" dat's located between a gal's legs, and which he wishes to "go inside of".

Slick Willie apparently wasn't satisfied with just "doing it" with his wife Hillary, and so he was constantly embarked upon a long-term "enterprize" of scoring with any women he met who looked appealing to him.

by QuacksO May 9, 2022

Shay-kuh, shay-kuh, shay-kuh, shay-kuh!

Da "uh-uh" response dat someone gives by swiveling their head back and forth several times.

If someone is less than intensely-vehement about declining whatever is being requested/suggested, he may just silently perform da "shay-kuh, shay-kuh, shay-kuh, shay-kuh!" routine, rather than resorting to da more-noisy lips-spluttering dissent like he would if he was acutely distressed/horrified at said proposal.

by QuacksO October 31, 2023

Fundamnentalist

A stick-in-da-mud person who stubbornly/arrogantly believes in da strict, literal interpretation of scripture in a religion; actual life/historical facts and experiences be hanged!

Da problem with "Bible-belt" Fundamnentalists is dat --- figuratively speaking --- they don't have any extra holes in da cinch-up strap for their waistbands to allow for adjustments. But not everything in life is totally black or white, so problems and stubbornness issues are bound to arise from said lack of flexibility or open-mindedness.

by QuacksO February 5, 2020

courtesy-sidestep

Refers to where you hastily "make like a crab" when ambling along the road or down a long aisle/hallway and observe someone warily approaching with an extra-wide/bulky "item in tow", such as if a person is wheezingly lugging one or more large humongously-bulging sacks/bundles in his arms, or if a vehicle is pulling an extra-wide trailer; the "courtesy" notation implies that you intentionally move aside considerably farther than is actually necessary for safely allowing the person to get by you; your purpose is to ensure that the trepidatious cargo-transporter can feel totally confident and non-apprehensive about passing by your position.

I always make sure to perform the courtesy-sidestep whenever I see someone approaching who needs extra room to pass, especially if there is a wall, line of parked vehicles, or other currently-immovable object at the side of the road that the person is having to actively avoid. And I also find that I can acceptably do so even if there are other folks present beside the road, as well... even if several people are also standing next to the wall --- like a bunch of huge burly D.O.T. guys at a road-repair-construction site --- I have never been griped at for just unceremoniously squinching myself right up against/among them till the extra-bulky vehicle has passed; I guess it's kinda understood that personal space/boundaries get temporarily "collapsed" or "suspended" when safety is at stake.

by QuacksO August 19, 2018

commatose

Passed out from overuse of certain punctuation marks, or from overly-fastidious attention-to-detail behavior regarding said symbols in text-composition.

I can see how one might become commatose from excessively using "long-tailed periods", but what about over-indulging in other punctuation marks, such as parentheses or semicolons? Would that produce a similar limp/unresponsive state?

by QuacksO January 31, 2021

alumini

Graduates of a college dat teaches courses about bauxite, and about products made therefrom.

If I collect and process returnable beverage-cans long enough, does dat make me knowledgeable enough about their basic material dat I could qualify as one of da alumini on da subject?

by QuacksO January 17, 2021

freevival

A cultural gathering to which there's no admission-charge and you don't hafta pay for any food or souvenirs.

Horny stud: If I attend a "freevival" celebration. will da hot chicks there also be "freely willing" to spread their legs for me?

by QuacksO April 28, 2025