The Magma Carta was ultimately unsuccessful due to Man's not being able to effectively control volcanic eruptions.
by QuacksO March 12, 2019
What someone who hates canned food would feel like he was in if he was forced to subsist on Ball-bottled fare for any length of time.
Living "way out in da sticks" can indeed have its advantages, but if you have heavy snowfalls or flooding dat would prevent you from getting to da grocery store for a number of days on end, it could feel like "jarmageddon" if you hafta live on pickled beans and cucumbers for a week or more!
by QuacksO January 21, 2024
A regretful statement made either by someone who is horrified to learn of da existence/degree of his misdeed, or in a manner dat is shockingly inadequate and/or insincere.
An excellent example of an apallogy would be where a stuffed-shirt government official shruggingly acknowledges da wrongness of a glaring error or damaging miscarriage of justice committed against one or more people, casually stating dat, "We regret any distress or hardship you may have endured".
by QuacksO September 09, 2022
Stands for "Obsessive Conversation-Contribution Disorder". Refers to where someone feels an irresistible urge to join in on a discussion and "add his two cents" during a break in a conversation, even if the speakers are not addressing him and the topics in said conversation have nothing whatever to do with him.
Sometimes a person with apparent OCCD is merely feeling lonesome or "left out" a lot of the time; joining one or more social groups can often go a long way to alleviate these unhappy feelings and reduce the resulting symptoms.
by QuacksO October 20, 2018
Refers to either:
(1) a security employee at a pub who directs inebriated-to-da-point-of-public-copulation patrons to take their impromptu intimacy-interludes elsewhere ("Hey, c'mon --- get a room, you two!") or at least outside, so dat everyone else at da tables and bar doesn't hafta be entertained --- or grossed out --- by said "ultimate" PDAs, or
(2) a similar staffperson who can be bribed to let you stay longer if you'll offer/agree to "give him a piece".
(1) a security employee at a pub who directs inebriated-to-da-point-of-public-copulation patrons to take their impromptu intimacy-interludes elsewhere ("Hey, c'mon --- get a room, you two!") or at least outside, so dat everyone else at da tables and bar doesn't hafta be entertained --- or grossed out --- by said "ultimate" PDAs, or
(2) a similar staffperson who can be bribed to let you stay longer if you'll offer/agree to "give him a piece".
Perhaps a bouncy bouncer could actually engage in both types of activities as described above --- i.e., he could initially inform a pair of amorous drunks dat its "time to take it outside", but then propose a "threesome deal" --- i.e., offer to allow them to continue with their alcohol-steeped lovies right then and there, if they'll simply allow him to join in on da fun for a little while.
by QuacksO January 22, 2023
They say dat Napoleon Blownapart was a bit shorter than average, but dat doesn't give him impunyty for his "wicked emperor" behavior.
by QuacksO November 23, 2024
Zeus had started really kraken down on the opposition until Perseus turned said tentacled behemoth to stone by showing it Medusa's head.
by QuacksO February 09, 2023