Definitions by QuacksO
family-member run-around
Refers to the common but totally unproductive/destructive practice of a young child's parents and/or two or more older family members successively "delegating" or "passing the buck" from one family member to another when the youngster asks a difficult/uncomfortable question, rather than the initially-queried adult's simply saying, "I don't know" or, "That is not something you need to know just yet --- wait till you're a few years older to ask about that."
Small girl: Daddy, how was I born? Where did I come from?
Father (glancing up from his evening paper): Go ask your mother that question.
Small girl (toddling over to her mother, who is knitting by the fire): Mommy, how was I born? Where did I come from?
Mother (looking up from her knitting, surprised): You know --- that's a really excellent question... why don't you ask your father about that.
Small girl: Well, I already did --- Daddy told me to ask you.
Mother (exasperated): Oh --- well, then, I think maybe your Uncle John could help you answer that.
Small girl (going outside where her uncle is lounging on the porch swing): Uncle John, how was I born? Where did I come from?
Uncle John: Hummmm... lemme guess --- didja ask your parents about that, and they sent you to me?
Small girl: Yes, Uncle John --- Mommy said you'd be just the person to ask.
Uncle John: Ahhhh... givin' ya da ol' family-member run-around, are they?
Father (glancing up from his evening paper): Go ask your mother that question.
Small girl (toddling over to her mother, who is knitting by the fire): Mommy, how was I born? Where did I come from?
Mother (looking up from her knitting, surprised): You know --- that's a really excellent question... why don't you ask your father about that.
Small girl: Well, I already did --- Daddy told me to ask you.
Mother (exasperated): Oh --- well, then, I think maybe your Uncle John could help you answer that.
Small girl (going outside where her uncle is lounging on the porch swing): Uncle John, how was I born? Where did I come from?
Uncle John: Hummmm... lemme guess --- didja ask your parents about that, and they sent you to me?
Small girl: Yes, Uncle John --- Mommy said you'd be just the person to ask.
Uncle John: Ahhhh... givin' ya da ol' family-member run-around, are they?
family-member run-around by QuacksO October 26, 2016
TDS Bank
The infamous bright-green-block-logo financial institution that is open 7 days a week, but is so consumer-unfriendly and charges so many outrageous fees that they are aptly named, since they are so "tedious" to deal with.
I don't know how that confounded TDS Bank ever stays in business, what with all their financial shenanigans that differ so starkly with other nearby banks.
Dramamean
Medicine designed to reduce the queasy head-swimmy feelings normally experienced while being subjected to the insensitive/destructive verbal tirades of one or more fellow humans who actually have little or nothing to complain about regarding the voluminously-hollered-about topic, but are just creating invalid "drama" and being mean in order to entertain themselves and feel popular/important for five minutes.
My stomach's in a knot from all of my mother-in-law's moaning about my young daughter's lack of "social popularity" in her preschool classes, so I better take some Dramamean before I puke.
siphilization
The widely-STD-infected human race, largely starting in the 1970's with the increased popularity of "free love". Tends to ebb and flow in inverse proportion to the worldwide supply of natural rubber --- the more latex that's available for making condoms, the lower the syphilization, and vice-versa.
I hear that they're gonna be hoarding more of the available rubber for making tires this year, so I expect to see an uptick in the siphilization.
siphilization by QuacksO September 22, 2016
I sense a "but" coming
What you say when someone begins wholeheartedly and enthusiastically agreeing with your point of view, but you would have thought that this particular person would not truly be willing to go along with your idea, and so you suspect that he is merely trying to put you in a better mood and is thus building up to saying, "But in spite of my sympathy for your position/situation, I still feel that..."
You: I feel that Klondike bars are the greatest thing since sliced bologna, so I think that every child should be allowed to eat at least one per day..
Parent: Oh, I agree with you --- they are super-delicious, fairly inexpensive, and an all-around ---
You: I sense a "but" coming here.
Parent: Oh, I agree with you --- they are super-delicious, fairly inexpensive, and an all-around ---
You: I sense a "but" coming here.
I sense a "but" coming by QuacksO August 18, 2016
shopdropping
The opposite of shoplifting (secretly removing desired merchandise from a store), this act involves ADDING items to a store shelf that you do NOT want, and which you wish to be rid of but prefer not to pay the disposal fees. Can be especially handy for non-violently getting even with the personnel of a certain business establishment who has previously been undeservedly rude/surly to you, since you can gloat about the fact that now THEY will have to pay for the disposal of said unwanted merchandise.
The holier-than-thou clerk at the corner video-game store was really obnoxious to me when I merely asked politely if I could please use the phone to call my parents and let them know I'd be late, so I did a little shopdropping with my obsolete game cartridges.
shopdropping by QuacksO August 18, 2016
asspects
Refers to the aesthetic features and overall appearance of someone's posterior. These details can vary widely depending on how a particular observer views various attributes in the context of attractiveness/desirability --- where one person may prefer a small firm tight bum as being more ideal for spanking and/or settling on one's lap, someone else might druther a bigger floppier pair of butt-cheeks which are more pleasurable/satisfying to squeeze and knead, especially if the massager himself possesses large hands that he enjoys having "filled".
I don't worry about asspects too much when I date a new lady... to me, if she's got a sweet placid face and a nice personality, I could really care less what her butt or tits look like.