Definitions by QuacksO
inspirrational
Refers to the actions/appearance of a person or object which influence/motivate observers to become crazed or ridiculous in various sectors/aspects of their daily behavior.
Tronald Dump is extremely inspirrational to anyone foolish enough to watch him on TV or listen to any of his crack-brained philosophies, theories, or grandiose plans for our future... if we listen to him long enough, we will all go raving mad. That arrogant pie-in-the-sky dude should "put HIS money where his mouth is" rather than presuming to fulfill his pipe-dreams with OUR NATION'S money (or Mexico's).
inspirrational by QuacksO March 27, 2017
redundant romantic remark
Affectionately known as a "triple r"; this term refers to any quietly-uttered statement or question (in which case, "triple r" could also stand for "redundant romantic request") that needlessly but pleasantly addresses an already-in-progress action; the purpose is usually to just playfully express gratitude for your romantic partner's taking time to canoodle with you. For example, if you're dreamily watching a sunset with a cutie-chick and you have all ten of her slim delicate digits deeply interlaced with your big leathery ones, and yet you smilingly murmur to her, "wanna hold haaaannndddsss...?"
Huge marshmallow-hearted guy, tenderly cradling a fluffy little number sideways on his lap and nestling her ear against his fuzzy chest so that she can savor his heartbeat: Wanna snuggle?
Cutie, giving a quiet placid giggle at her friend's redundant romantic remark, and slightly tightening her own loving clasp on his brawny encircling arms: We ARE snuggling, you big hairy gorilla!
Cutie, giving a quiet placid giggle at her friend's redundant romantic remark, and slightly tightening her own loving clasp on his brawny encircling arms: We ARE snuggling, you big hairy gorilla!
redundant romantic remark by QuacksO March 23, 2017
cop-out
Refers to any pathetically-threadbare "easy-but-ineffective solution" excuse used to maintain the infamous "blue wall of silence" and avoid having to terminate --- or at least adequately discipline --- a morally-delinquent officer for grossly unacceptable actions.
Disgruntled citizen, speaking to his wife over morning coffee and reading the newspaper: Huh --- says here that the sheriff claims his deputies just need "additional training" in the wake of a spate of police-brutality and racial-profiling complaints... what a cop-out! The problem is that those piglice are dyed-in-the-wool assholes, and he knows it --- "training" isn't gonna help THOSE sadistic bullies; they behave that way due to their basic evil/hurtful nature, not because they are merely not "learned" or "familiar" enough about their assigned duties or how they're supposed to act!
Trumpgate
Can refer to either:
(1) The scandal that is already brewing over how "The Donald" ever got told "you're hired".
(2) Any of the guarded entrances to the yet-to-be-constructed "great wall" between the US and Mexico; construction could get underway a heck of a lot sooner if Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto would just get his ass in gear and agree to **pay for said wall**...
(1) The scandal that is already brewing over how "The Donald" ever got told "you're hired".
(2) Any of the guarded entrances to the yet-to-be-constructed "great wall" between the US and Mexico; construction could get underway a heck of a lot sooner if Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto would just get his ass in gear and agree to **pay for said wall**...
Did it ever occur to ol' Mussed-Up Hair that HE'S brought Trumpgate down upon HIMSELF due to his OWN blind arrogance and insufficient basic logical reasoning?? Hasn't it occurred to him that perhaps one of the main reasons he's having such a difficult time convincing President Nieto to pay for The Wall might be that Mexico simply DOESN'T POSSESS THE MONEY for such a colossal project?!?? Helloooooo --- the very reason that the wall is supposedly needed --- illegal Mexican immigration into the US to obtain employment --- is that so many Mexicans are too poor to sustain themselves in Mexico without supplemental income from the US, and so that indicates that there is ALREADY insufficient capital in Mexico MERELY TO PROVIDE A BASIC LIVING FOR ITS CITIZENS, let alone to provide additional funds to build a huge wall hundreds of miles long!
plastic surgery
The merely aesthetically-corrective/improving alterations performed by sneaky, dishonestly-clever credit-repair specialists to seemingly/temporarily improve your credit score or financial history so that you can obtain better "plastic" ("What's in **your** wallet?!??") for the time being.
Just like wrinkle-removal or breast-augmentation, credit-based plastic surgery is only temporary, and will deteriorate over time --- yep, the chickens'll still come home to roost; you're only delaying the agony till later.
plastic surgery by QuacksO March 22, 2017
howlett report
Backwoods hippie: Well, the vet's howlett report gives my dogs a clean bill of health, so I reckon they're all ready for the spring huntin'-trials.
howlett report by QuacksO March 22, 2017
Avonymous
A disgustedly-sarcastic reference to a door-to-door salesman who never actually reveals his real name or what outfit he works for because he does not want to be sued for harassment or misrepresentation of his products' quality/effectiveness --- think, the salesman at Dagwood's door who solemnly proclaims, "If I am lying about this product, may lightning stroke me down!", but then shakily confides to the audience in an aside, "Every time I say that, it could be my last."