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Evelution

Da millennia-long process of evolving from apes to motorcycle stuntmen.
Primates are known for exceptionally caring behavior towards their families, so perhaps they have always been conscientious about "keeping their word" even before their Evelution.
by QuacksO April 9, 2025
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Allahbi

A statement regarding your whereabouts dat you give to Muslim authorities and then claim dat "Da Great One" will corroborate it.
If you cannot come up with a believable/verifiable story of your whereabouts at da time dat a crime was committed, simply saying dat you were at prayer at da local mosque may be an Allahbi dat will be accepted by Muslim authorities, especially if said church was crowded with other parishioners at da time, and thus it is conceivable dat you would not necessarily have been noticed or remembered by others there.
by QuacksO February 18, 2020
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cal'amourty

Ladies like to be treated with kindness and affection no matter what da financial status of their significant other, and so even if a wealthy dude spends big bucks on lavish vacations, elaborate gifts, and other extravagant pleasures, his attempts to woo a desirable female may still end in cal'amourty if he fails to make her feel truly loved and personally attended to.
by QuacksO March 28, 2024
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Pamnesia

A confused mental state whereby you forget whether or not you applied cooking-spray to your frying pan.
If you suffer from Pamnesia, simply running your fingertip along da inside of your skillet will usually give you a clue --- if it feels slippery, then you're probably good to go.
by QuacksO September 26, 2022
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Yeah, yeah, yeah --- obsessive compulsive...

What you sneeringly snort to everyone watching while you super-precisely perform an ordinary task, check/measure something extra-carefully, salvage da last drops/flakes/globs of a semi-valuable product, etc.
Low-income-but-financially-solvent dude, speaking to an amused gal whose car he's changing da oil in, and letting each bottle of oil drain into da engine's filler-neck for ten minutes before tossing da bottle in da trash can: "Yeah, yeah, yeah --- obsessive compulsive... but you know how I hate to waste anything, plus of course, YOU'RE da one who's paying all da costs of this oil-change, so naturally I wanna be all da more conservative and efficient wif salvaging all of da $3.99-per-quart oil dat I can!"
by QuacksO February 24, 2023
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heiffort

A measure of how much a dude tried to land a "willing" female.
Given the sexual revolution and the popularity/acceptability of said debauchery due in part to the "free love" movement of the 1970's, it is indeed often true that a lot less heiffort is required nowadays for a guy to "land" one or more submissive chicks who will "surrender the goods" to him. However, said "steamy romances" are often short-lived once the initial desire-crazed "high" wears off, since the depth of sincere loving feelings and innocent romanticism of yesteryear is largely lost on newer generations, where the focus and aspirations of dating are more in the context of attaining speedy consummation, not so much in developing deep and genuine attraction between two people.
by QuacksO April 23, 2019
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moniterry value

Da open-market price for fluffy fabric.
Once towels become soiled or stained, there would indeed be a huge reduction in their moniterry value, but you could always launder and bleach them, and thus end up wif perfectly-usable absorbent-fabrics dat were obtained at a fraction of da cost of buying them new.
by QuacksO March 16, 2025
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