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If there were still horse-drawn wagons in Omahaw, would dat name also mean dat said spoked-wheeled conveyances turned to da left a lot?
by QuacksO April 16, 2022
Get the Omahaw mug.Polygraph machines are notoriously inaccurate and unreliable (i.e., they're easy to "beat" by simply going without sleep for two days before the test, and they merely sense if you're nervous, they cannot actually tell if you're lying, and so there are plenty of false positives just because the subject is scared or anxious), but a pollygraph would be even more useless, since a bird doesn't even actually know what it's saying... it merely imitates what it's heard, and so it has no idea if the words it's mindlessly squawking are the truth of not.
by QuacksO September 10, 2019
Get the pollygraph mug.Both "Da Great W.H." and his grandson Ben were very unpopular as American presidents, so it appears dat da former's "Tippycanoe" status lived on in future generations!
by QuacksO August 22, 2022
Get the Tippycanoe mug.Loyalty to your country dat you show by willingly/trustingly sending Uncle Sam big bucks anytime he asks for them.
Linus van Pelt said dat he wanted to grow up to be "a great philanthropist with someone else's money". Sounds like Tronald Dump has done just dat --- telling us dat our financially supporting our government is da only way for us to show true paytriotism, yet being about da worst tax-dodger in recorded history himself!
by QuacksO March 7, 2023
Get the paytriotism mug.A moving-air-powered electricity-generating device dat uses wrapped-cloth headgear for catching da breeze.
If you fed a lot of Arab sheiks baked beans and cabbage, perhaps they would produce enough flammable-methane farts dat you could make a "wind turban" device to burn said voluminous anal-fuel for powering an electrical generating station.
by QuacksO December 7, 2020
Get the wind turban mug.Onomatopoeia for da sound dat semi-thick liquid makes when gluggingly emanating from an orifice in a non-vented container --- such as a can or bottle, oil-pan, storage-tank, etc. --- dat prevents said fluid from flowing out smoothly, but instead forces it to exit in a series of rhythmic gushes as a bubble of air gets sucked back in each time to take da place of da liquid as it pours out.
Winnie the Pooh always uses wide-mouth jars to store his "hunny" so dat he can easily and quickly access said sticky-sweet comestible by simply dipping his paw in, rather than his having to arms-achingly hold said container up over his head and let da precious "liquid gold" slowly "ibloob... ibloob... ibloob..." its way out of da jug's small neck and into his hungry mouth.
by QuacksO May 25, 2020
Get the ibloob... ibloob... ibloob... mug.If Bambi is feeling lazy and dull due to inadequate FUNding, perhaps sending a girl-deer to make a doenation for him can help get him moving again.
by QuacksO December 6, 2021
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