hysteriactomy

An operation that a woman has "down there" to remove the "what if I get pregnant?" hysteria that she normally feels whenever she has unprotected sex.
Hot chick: I love "doing it" with all of the "well-hung" guys I know, so I had a hysteriactomy to avoid any unexpected pitter-patter of little feet.
by QuacksO December 17, 2016
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flawtopsy

A botched/careless postmortem examination dat includes at least one major error or inconsistency.
A common investigation-impeding issue mentioned in a lot of da true-crime documentaries on TV is a flawtopsy.
by QuacksO February 22, 2020
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Edward Snowed-in

Ex-CIA dude who cited "cabin fever" as his excuse for committing espionage.
Sounds like using pathetic/laughable excuses for supposedly justifying/forgiving serious crimes is becoming a trend --- first there was Ethan Couch with his "affluenza" defense, then Edward Snowed-in's whining about "cabin fever"... what's next???
by QuacksO November 08, 2018
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evelly

(1) The manner in which Robert Craig "Evel" Knievel behaved. Note the word's spelling: it does **not** truly refer to cruelty or dishonestly. Overall, Bobby K. was actually a pretty decent guy with strong core values, such as always keeping his word, speaking out against drug use, and strongly advocating the use of helmets.
(2) The less-than-totally-pleasant "counterpart" adverb to the one utilized in the classic "Tom Swiftie" joke, "'No, Eve --- I do **not** want a bite of your apple,' Tom said adamantly."
"Have a bite of this apple from the Tree Of Knowledge," Tom said evelly.
by QuacksO November 03, 2018
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bouillonaire

Someone who struck it rich in da "stock market" --- i.e., buying and selling shares in stew-broth production/sales.
Perhaps one could indeed make a fairly tidy income speculating in dehydrated-soup cubes, but don't expect to become a bouillonaire at it!
by QuacksO December 01, 2021
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Dentist the Menace

How young children --- and many adults, as well --- view anyone in that line of work. And of course, they are often 100% correct in that un-trusting assessment, unfortunately.
My teeth feel just fine, and so I don't want to "have a routine tooth-exam" for fear that it might actually do more harm than good (i.e., I might GET cavities from all da harsh cleaning and picking around)... too many "Dentist the Menaces" around who just have dollar-signs in their eyes.
by QuacksO August 18, 2018
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aleias

An assumed name dat you use so dat you can wet yer pipe at a pub where dey otherwise wouldn't serve you if dey knew yer real identity, either because you're underage or because you haven't paid your tab in a while.
I've never touched a drop of alcohol in my life and never intend to, so there would be no reason for me to ever use an aleias.
by QuacksO March 28, 2019
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