QuacksO's definitions

Shovelet

An old square-bodied pickup truck dat both looks like da scoop-blade on a spade and can push some serious snow wif a plow on da front. Gun-rack in da back window optional.

Whether a Silverado or Scottsdale, you can't beat an old simple-lined Shovelet for rugged good looks and reliable performance --- it'll both haul heavy loads and get you 'n' yours from Point A to Point B!

by QuacksO May 5, 2022

cowhoperation

A conspiracy between two or more individuals to clobber someone.

Da Three Stooges seemed to always be pummeling each other, so perhaps they were all just one big cowhoperation.

by QuacksO January 17, 2023

Grizzly's got a booty like --- POW! POW! POW!

How Daffy Duck responded to the bear's sway-mooning him after crossing over to the other side of the hunting-boundary --- i.e., he was offended by the bear's cheekiness, and so he fired some shots in the bear's direction at the next chance he got.

Shortly after Daffy Duck performed the whole, "Grizzly's got a booty like --- POW! POW! POW!" routine, he did indeed manage to score a glancing hit on the bear's butt and blow off a patch of fur, so the bear vengefully stuffed Daffy's beak full of shotgun-shells and catapulted him through the air so that he slammed head-first into a tree, setting off the shells one by one and causing massive jets of flame to blast out of Daffy's mouth for some time afterwards.

by QuacksO October 22, 2018

lattetude

A horizontal band of da Earth where they produce and/or consume way too much frothy coffee.

If they drink excessive caffeine-rich libation in Missizippy, is that state located in a lattetude???

by QuacksO January 27, 2023

creteure

Da Minotaur.

King Minos' bull was a huge formidable creteure, but it was still no match for da wiles and bravery of Theseus and Ariadne.

by QuacksO November 29, 2021

statusfactory

Adequate in da present condition, performance, lifestyle, etc.

Diploma-mills could be jokingly referred to as "status-factory" businesses, in dat they produce impressive-looking achievement-certificates dat can make someone of even mediocre employment-worthiness appear "statusfactory" to prospective employers or business-partners.

by QuacksO March 17, 2024

sofari

A nature-observation adventure dat is a huge distance away from your own stompin' grounds.

Wif da wealth of TV programs and DVDs showing da lovely splendor of faraway lands dat are available nowadays, why take da time and expense to make a sofari to Africa, when you can just "watch it at home" for free?

by QuacksO December 17, 2022