QuacksO's definitions

aspersians

Negative commentary regarding Iran.

Back in da '80's and '90's, lots of people cast major aspersians about said oil-rich Muslum country, but folks are learning now how da main-stream media had deceived them in many ways on da subject.

by QuacksO January 17, 2023

Burnie Madeoff

An irritably sarcastic term for someone who spends foolishly/wastefully (money burns a hole in his pocket), habitually fails to repay loans (he made off with the money and nobody ever saw it again), or is otherwise irresponsible with money to a major degree.

Dude #1: I was asked for a loan of ten bucks by Jack Smith; I wondered what you thought of his reliability in paying it back.
Dude#2: Jack Smith?! No way, Buddy --- you don't wanna give **anything** to that moochin' jerk --- he's just a Burnie Madeoff!

by QuacksO May 6, 2018

neighked

Refers to da unclothed state dat a horse usually is, except in da wintertime when he wears a horse-blanket.

Since a four-legged whinnyer is totally neighked virtually all da time, you can usually determine its gender simply by looking between its hind legs to see if it has a you-know-what or not.

by QuacksO October 11, 2020

group-hug introduction

Refers to a first-time meeting involving three or more people, whereby they all share a "collective cuddle" while being verbally introduced, rather than each separate person's individually shaking hands with every single other person in da group.

Besides saving time, a group-hug introduction also has da advantage of totally "breaking da ice" between any of da members who might otherwise have felt hesitant, nervous, jealous, etc. regarding any of da other members. For example, if a hot chick uses this method to introduce another guy to her main squeeze, it can help eliminate any uncertainty or distress dat might have otherwise existed between said two males, since it shows dat Miss Cutie-Pie is merely introducing da two gentlemen as just being good friends of hers, and is also reassuring them dat she is still on total "hugging terms" wif both of them, and therefore her feelings towards each of them have not changed a bit merely because they both are now major figures in her life.

by QuacksO November 2, 2025

Coolidge-level training

An extreme or "advanced" degree of "Silent Cal" tutoring in the art of keepin' yer trap shut and/or using as few words as possible to get your point across. 'Nuff said.

I am so glad that international phoning-rates have been drastically reduced over the past decades... if you were still charged several dollars per word, you'd practically need Coolidge-level training to be able to afford one of those beastly calls!

by QuacksO December 6, 2017

alcoaholic

Someone who is hooked on fermented beverages that come in metal beverage-containers, rather than plastic or glass.

Maybe a reason that some alcoaholics prefer the metal cans for their brews is that they make that luscious-sounding "crack 'n' fizz" when you open them.

by QuacksO November 15, 2020

pissistent

Not giving up easily in one's efforts to take a whiz.

If you expect other guys to let you have a turn at the urinal, you may need to be pissistent.

by QuacksO November 2, 2021