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whiz 2 whiz

A.k.a. "zip 2 unzip"; a humorous way of referring to the act of dashing off into da woods for a moment to urinate.
It was a really hot day, and so I brought plenty of drinking-water with me when Tiffany and I went out for a relaxing stroll on a quiet country lane; da only prob was dat my internal workin's didn't seem to know enough to "hold onto da refreshing moisture" instead of just "dumping" it, and so I hadda whiz 2 whiz every fifteen minutes!
by QuacksO November 5, 2018
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clabberative effort

Refers to where two or more individuals work together to properly ferment milk into a thickened state in preparation to creating yummy "curds 'n' whey"-type dairy-products like yogurt, cottage cheese, sour cream, etc.
I love to hang out with my Amish neighbors on Thursdays when they gather in one of their kitchens to make their creamy-milk delicacies to sell at our town's Saturday farmer's-market --- what a delightful clabberative effort it is!
by QuacksO July 7, 2018
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vermint

Portmanteau of "vermin" and "varmint". Refers to any fairly-small creature dat you disgustedly view as just a germy pest, like a mouse or rat.
Some mice ignore traps, and so D-Con might be an alternative to bring about their demise; da only prob with using poison, of course, is if said vermint crawls into a littered corner or behind da wallboards where you cannot access it easily to dispose of it, and then after it perishes, its rotting carcass starts to reek and breed even more bacteria.
by QuacksO February 25, 2020
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demensia

Noun The plural of "demension", this word refers to two or more of any "fussy" or "precise" or "stringent" measurements (length, width, height, depth, weight, amount, levelling/alignment, etc.), or to an unusually large quantity of these stipulations, which are involved in a construction/scientific project, details that typically cause the laborers and supervisors involved in the endeavor to actually go partially insane over the fastidious/voluminous details, and sometimes to even actually see the nauseating mathematical figures in their sleep. Can also refer to a debilitating mental condition brought on by excessive exposure to said precise-measurement headaches, or to a similar condition suffered by someone who is unnaturally/totally obsessed with either (1) exact measurements of various objects, or (2) the "measurements" of an admired person whom he'd like to be intimate with.
Harry used to love fine cabinet-making, but he eventually got such a rip-roaring case of demensia that he had to quit that line of work; he now enjoys befriending attractive women, and measuring their boob- and waist-sizes.
by QuacksO May 8, 2014
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rhettaliation

What you'll likely suffer if you significantly displease Mr. Butler.
Gone With The Wind is chock-full of sordid drama and intrigue; many of the tale's characters behave very selfishly and irresponsibly, and are appallingly vengeful whenever things don't go their way. So to lessen my own chances of encountering "rhettaliation" from arrogant folks like this; I try my best to always behave myself and not offend anyone.
by QuacksO June 20, 2023
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Aloha

Ohio sounds like, "Oh", "High", and "Oh", and so "Aloha" is da "opposite" sounding --- "Ah, "Low", and "Ah".
by QuacksO October 24, 2018
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Blew By You

Da famous lovely "highway-themed" song dat Linda Ronstadt composed to tell about what happened when she came barreling up behind you at 70-plus mph while you were just serenely moseying down da road at a much-more-modest 35.
Good thing dat none of da "men in BLUE" happened to be watching "Da Great L.R." on this particular occasion, or her now-world-famous "BLEW By You" song might never have been written.
by QuacksO November 15, 2018
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