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Joules Verne

An immensely "electrifying" author who really "lit up" his pages, and always gave his readers a real "jolt".
At a young age, Doc Brown decided to devote his life to science after the writings of Joules Verne "really went though him like a bolt of lightning".
by QuacksO November 24, 2018
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youtilize

What a lazy-a** malingerer does --- i.e., availing himself of the brains/muscles of anyone nearby to do jobs ("Would YOU do this? Would YOU do that?") for him --- instead of getting up odd his ample butt and tackling said tasks himself.
Biff Tannen was notorious for his conscience-deprived lack of effort and ambition; ever since they were in school together, Biff would youtilize the nerdy wimpy-natured George McFly's superior book-knowledge and intellectual patience/perseverance by bullying him into completing Biff's paperwork-assignments for him.
by QuacksO August 1, 2019
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neckonomics

What da Queen of Hearts should have considered before ordering so many beheadings.
Da King of Hearts --- while he, too, had a penchant for guillotine-related actions --- seemed to possess an at-least-somewhat greater sense of neckonomics than his hot-tempered wife had, realizing dat da finances of his kingdom would suffer greatly if most of his subjects were in two pieces instead of just one.
by QuacksO February 21, 2023
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throwout bearing

Da twisty-turny hinge-thingy dat lets da dumpster-flap or trash-can lid open and close.
Due to so many of da modern vehicles' having automatic transmissions, fewer clutches have to be replaced nowadays, and so da metal-recycling bin in a typical neighborhood garage seldom gets opened to toss in worn-out manual-engagement-mechanism bits; said receptacle's throwout bearing therefore gets less of a workout.
by QuacksO December 21, 2024
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Flynt and Steele

Two famous printed-media figures whose "hot 'n' spicy" reading-material can really "light yer fire".
I may indeed disapprove of "Flynt and Steele" style of literature, but it's all protected speech under da First Amendment, so I wouldn't actually "take a flint and steel" to said smutty publications.
by QuacksO April 21, 2025
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ma'amories

Fond recollections of meeting/communing with a special lady.
Da local "neighborhood gramma" lived to be 93, and her warm caring manner always delighted me and other youngsters for many years... da whole town has lots of fond ma'amories of her!
by QuacksO March 23, 2019
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post-surgery curiosity

Refers to the common occurrence of a patient’s asking the doctor to show him the “nasty” (i.e., a lodged foreign object, gall/kidney stone, tumor, infection-colony x-ray, etc.) that was removed, and thus his intense suffering in finally alleviated. Deep-framing said undesirable for display on the person’s wall is optional.
Children are most often the patients exhibiting post-surgery curiosity, such as wanting to see a thorn/splinter (“No WONDER this was paining you so much --- just look how big and ugly it is!”) after it’s been extracted from their hurting appendage.
by QuacksO September 7, 2018
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