I scrupulously behaved myself and was polite to everyone I met around town while visiting friends in Manderson, SD, and so I had zero scoldings or other problems wif da local oglalagarchy.
by QuacksO January 24, 2024
Get the oglalagarchymug. Da "yucky 'n' sick" feeling dat you experience after da booze-soaked funeral-gathering dat you attended da previous day.
To truly show respect to da "dearly departed" during a memorial get-together, everyone is expected to show sensitivity and restraint; you are not supposed to turn it into a wild drunken afternoon orgy from which you'd later suffer a "mourning after"!
by QuacksO December 30, 2020
Get the mourning aftermug. Da term "predassessor" could also sarcastically refer to da "wolf or jackal" mindset of an individual who checks/estimates da value of something taxable, in dat you feel like they're "preying on you" for every penny they can supposedly justify to squeeze out of you.
by QuacksO August 14, 2025
Get the predassessormug. Da concerned trepidation dat you feel whenever you think dat you might have missed hearing someone calling you.
Installing an outdoor phone-bell or carrying a cordless phone in your pocket whenever you spend an extended time-period out in your yard can greatly help reduce feelings of rangxiety.
by QuacksO April 29, 2022
Get the rangxietymug. Da long-bygone days of da bloodthirsty razor-toothed Tyrannosaurus Rex and da club-wielding caveman were indeed a fearsome primevil period dat I am really glad I wasn't born into.
by QuacksO April 27, 2022
Get the primevilmug. A highly-desirable status attainable in one of three ways:
(A) Early to bed, early to rise (although tubby prune-faced ol' Benny didn't seem to "benny-fit" noticeably from THAT load-of-crapola wisdom --- just look at him, 'specially in his later years! So "frankliny", l wouldn't exactly count on this practice to produce all that much in the way of satisfactory results)
(B) Three easy steps: (1) Fake a feeling of illness "healthy" when you go to have your regularly-scheduled checkup. (Extra points if you have Obamacare.) (2) Hire a lawyer whose specialty is hospital/physician-related issues, and file a multi-million-dollar malpractice suit against the doctor who prescribed the incorrect/unnecessary medicine/treatment for your supposed malady that you turned out not to have, after all "wealthy". (3) With your ill-gotten windfall, retire to a private island in the Caribbean and spend a majority of your time studying all the great learned-writers' books Wise".
(C) Become a medical-malpractice lawyer YOURSELF! (Note: Extra points if you **don't** have ObamaCare!)
(A) Early to bed, early to rise (although tubby prune-faced ol' Benny didn't seem to "benny-fit" noticeably from THAT load-of-crapola wisdom --- just look at him, 'specially in his later years! So "frankliny", l wouldn't exactly count on this practice to produce all that much in the way of satisfactory results)
(B) Three easy steps: (1) Fake a feeling of illness "healthy" when you go to have your regularly-scheduled checkup. (Extra points if you have Obamacare.) (2) Hire a lawyer whose specialty is hospital/physician-related issues, and file a multi-million-dollar malpractice suit against the doctor who prescribed the incorrect/unnecessary medicine/treatment for your supposed malady that you turned out not to have, after all "wealthy". (3) With your ill-gotten windfall, retire to a private island in the Caribbean and spend a majority of your time studying all the great learned-writers' books Wise".
(C) Become a medical-malpractice lawyer YOURSELF! (Note: Extra points if you **don't** have ObamaCare!)
Pre-med student: I'm not sure I wanna spend my whole life workin' with blood 'n' guts every day.
Medical professor: No worries, Son --- with all of da greedy "healthy, wealthy, and wise" fortune-seekers out there nowadays, you'll likely be spending more time in the COURTroom than the emergency room, and so your daily routine will be far more broken up and less tedious than the doctors of yore hadda endure!
Medical professor: No worries, Son --- with all of da greedy "healthy, wealthy, and wise" fortune-seekers out there nowadays, you'll likely be spending more time in the COURTroom than the emergency room, and so your daily routine will be far more broken up and less tedious than the doctors of yore hadda endure!
by QuacksO February 23, 2017
Get the healthy, wealthy, and wisemug. Ethan lazin'-around-on-the-Couch should be inoculated with the indigencetion virus, so that his sorry ass can actually experience that legitimately-distressing condition as a "counter-malady" to his pathetic cry-baby "affluenza" excuse.
by QuacksO March 12, 2017
Get the indigencetionmug.