Not to be confused with anti-hypocrisy tutelage ("This what we SHOULD do, but it is not what a lot of people actually DO do"), this term refers to what you attempt to teach a fellow living creature during house-training.
A classic example of "SHOULD do vs. DOO-doo" would be an '80's-era "Garfield" cartoon where Jon Arbuckle was upset when Odie "left a gift on the carpet"; he then expressed great appreciation to Garfield for being housebroken.
by QuacksO February 17, 2021
Another definition for da term "hackupuncture" could refer to an unfortunately-all-too-common seemingly-helpful/caring offer to de-bug your computer, but which is itself a cyber-attack in disguise!
by QuacksO February 09, 2023
Someone who frowns deeply while being a pain-in-da-you-know-what.
Hamlet was famous for being a royal scowlawag during his famous pretending-to-be-plumb-loco shenanigans.
by QuacksO April 16, 2021
Not to be confused with the similar-sounding-and-also-automotive-related term used when discussing the particulars of a front-end alignment, this phrase refers to an “ultimate in sweetness” revenge-action that you perform on someone whom you’re fumin’-mad at. Plus it’s quite simple and fairly low-cost, as well; all you need is a wrecker-truck and an opportunity to access his unattended vehicle.
Tow-in and tow-out is comparatively easy and highly-effective means to bring no end of misery and humiliation to almost anyone who has wronged you… what you do is acquire a suitable-sized wrecker-truck and haul your victim’s vehicle (i.e., “tow it in”) to a location where parking is a big no-no, such as in a handicapped-designated space, on a bridge/causeway, in front of a fire-hydrant or public mailbox, in a “resident/customer-parking only” or “no parking; tow-away zone” area, etc. Then move a few blocks away and sit in your truck to wait till the call goes out over the airwaves for “any available tow-vehicle in the area” to haul off the illegally-parked vehicle, whereupon you promptly thumb your mike and offer to take the call. You then proceed back to your victim’s vehicle and whisk it off to the impound yard (“tow it out”). And then, of course, your unfortunate victim is obliged to endure the assorted hassles --- not to mention considerable expense --- of both locating his suddenly-vanished jalopy and coughing up the exorbitant sums necessary to regain the use of said vehicle! Schweet! Just be sure that you don’t get caught hauling the car to the illegal spot in the first place, and you should be all set.
by QuacksO September 09, 2018
Da specially-shaped urine-odor-preventing pipe-fitting dat you hafta install under your sink for your plumbing-job to be up to code.
If a homeowner complains about methane-gas smell coming up from da washbasin, da first thing you should do is check da pee-trap to see if it's in good order.
by QuacksO October 17, 2020
A previously-agreed-upon meeting-spot where two or more music-lovers converge to either play or listen to Mozart's famous "Turkish March" melody.
If you "rondovous" wif a friend to hear a lady-pianist named Rhonda play one of Mozart's most-recognized works, would dat also be a "Rhondavous"?
by QuacksO December 01, 2021
by QuacksO March 24, 2021