QuacksO's definitions
Gone With The Wind is chock-full of sordid drama and intrigue; many of the tale's characters behave very selfishly and irresponsibly, and are appallingly vengeful whenever things don't go their way. So to lessen my own chances of encountering "rhettaliation" from arrogant folks like this; I try my best to always behave myself and not offend anyone.
by QuacksO June 20, 2023
Get the rhettaliationmug. Ohio sounds like, "Oh", "High", and "Oh", and so "Aloha" is da "opposite" sounding --- "Ah, "Low", and "Ah".
by QuacksO October 24, 2018
Get the Alohamug. Merely receiving a memo dat you've been picked to be town-manager is nothing to get a bleepin' mayorgasm about... there may be little or no actual prestige with said lofty position, plus it may be a difficult and thankless job, to boot --- "with great power comes great responsibility"!
by QuacksO January 24, 2022
Get the mayorgasmmug. Portmanteau of "vermin" and "varmint". Refers to any fairly-small creature dat you disgustedly view as just a germy pest, like a mouse or rat.
Some mice ignore traps, and so D-Con might be an alternative to bring about their demise; da only prob with using poison, of course, is if said vermint crawls into a littered corner or behind da wallboards where you cannot access it easily to dispose of it, and then after it perishes, its rotting carcass starts to reek and breed even more bacteria.
by QuacksO February 25, 2020
Get the vermintmug. Da famous lovely "highway-themed" song dat Linda Ronstadt composed to tell about what happened when she came barreling up behind you at 70-plus mph while you were just serenely moseying down da road at a much-more-modest 35.
Good thing dat none of da "men in BLUE" happened to be watching "Da Great L.R." on this particular occasion, or her now-world-famous "BLEW By You" song might never have been written.
by QuacksO November 15, 2018
Get the Blew By Youmug. Rampant in "chain of command" situations --- especially the military and "mega-biz" establishments --- whereby everybody wants to push underlings around but then hastily "passes the buck" and claims ignorance/innocence when things go sour. Refers to the deplorable practice of an arrogant/dictatorial/irresponsible/ignorant a**h**e with way too much power ("authority") giving unwise/ineffective/counter-productive orders to one or more hapless underlings, brusquely refusing to listen to their urgently-beseeching appeals about the fallacy/unfairness/danger of proceeding as he told them, but then suddenly shedding all knowledge/responsibility (i.e., not admitting that he was indeed the "author" of those crazy stipulations) regarding said preposterous directives whenever s**t hits the fan afterwards as a result of his subordinates' having reluctantly-but-obediently carried out his unwisely-mandated actions.
I long ago decided to not just blindly/arbitrarily follow orders/rules/laws, no matter what position or experience or education/training that their "authors" happened to supposedly possess... I **always** use my own judgement/conscience in all my actions. Too many times in the past, I've gotten in knee-deep doo-doo MYSELF for someone else's screw-ups in reasoning/planning, only to have said "idiot in power" pull da ol' "ghost writer" AUTHORity trick on me, never admitting or even falsely denying ever having told me to proceed that way, just so that HE would not have to suffer any of the fallout from his own preposterous directives.
by QuacksO August 25, 2018
Get the "ghost writer" AUTHORitymug. Noun The plural of "demension", this word refers to two or more of any "fussy" or "precise" or "stringent" measurements (length, width, height, depth, weight, amount, levelling/alignment, etc.), or to an unusually large quantity of these stipulations, which are involved in a construction/scientific project, details that typically cause the laborers and supervisors involved in the endeavor to actually go partially insane over the fastidious/voluminous details, and sometimes to even actually see the nauseating mathematical figures in their sleep. Can also refer to a debilitating mental condition brought on by excessive exposure to said precise-measurement headaches, or to a similar condition suffered by someone who is unnaturally/totally obsessed with either (1) exact measurements of various objects, or (2) the "measurements" of an admired person whom he'd like to be intimate with.
Harry used to love fine cabinet-making, but he eventually got such a rip-roaring case of demensia that he had to quit that line of work; he now enjoys befriending attractive women, and measuring their boob- and waist-sizes.
by QuacksO May 8, 2014
Get the demensiamug.