I'm against war of any kind, so "Ell Passo" on listening to any puBLISSity regarding da West-Texas military complex.
by QuacksO March 08, 2021
Crunchy potato or corn wafers dat you soak in hormones-altering drugs prior to feeding them to an attractive gal whom you wanna "poke"; da theory is dat hopefully da sex-drive-enhancing substances in da chips will put said hottie more "in da mood" shortly after she chows down on said snacks, and thus she will be more willing to let you get in her pants.
I didn't need any pokeher chips when a stressed-out lady-friend came to visit me one summer evening, since she was already "rarin' to go" from da "get-go"... I'd initially tried to engage her in friendly conversation, but she said she really didn't feel like talking much at that time --- "I'm hot, hungry, and horny!" So I solved the first and last complaints quickly and easily (I simply took all her clothes off, laid her back on my bed and treated her to a major bouncy-bouncy, and then shared a nice long lukewarm shower with her afterwards), then gave her a nice big bowl of milk and leftover sandwiches to devour. I guess it worked... she cheered up considerably while she was chowing down, and eventually settled back on my bed and fell asleep --- with both of us still naked --- in my arms.
by QuacksO August 04, 2019
What da notion dat every public-school student should be required to learn to play a woodwind instrument is.
De term "reediculous" should not be confused wif da word "readiculous", which refers to how a particular school's NOT requiring a student to learn to decipher written words should be viewed.
by QuacksO December 25, 2022
As breakable as those chintzy plastic-handled scissors are, I'm amazed dat their manufacturer can even get through a single fiskal year!
by QuacksO May 12, 2022
A place of learning where you absolutely "go mental" after attending for four years. Good luck wif middle-school.
I didn't even make it halfway through fourth grade of elementalry school before my brain totally shut down from fatigue, stress 'n' anxiety from mistreatment by classroom-bullies and mean teachers, and watery-eyed allergies from contagions floating around from fellow students... thank goodness my family took me out of that depraved cesspool the very next day, and then home-taught me for the remainder of my school years!
by QuacksO November 16, 2018
Da "yucky 'n' sick" feeling dat you experience after da booze-soaked funeral-gathering dat you attended da previous day.
To truly show respect to da "dearly departed" during a memorial get-together, everyone is expected to show sensitivity and restraint; you are not supposed to turn it into a wild drunken afternoon orgy from which you'd later suffer a "mourning after"!
by QuacksO December 30, 2020
Can refer to either:
(1) Da weirdo-members of da observing crowd, or
(2) Followers of a weirdo who are also into da strange and kinky.
(1) Da weirdo-members of da observing crowd, or
(2) Followers of a weirdo who are also into da strange and kinky.
Jeff Dunham must have a large oddience for his silly/crazy puppet-antics to be so well liked around da world.
by QuacksO December 25, 2021