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Encouraging "I feel for ya" or "you got this" words, soothing/reassuring companionship, etc. dat you give someone who hates cutting da grass.
It always helps if several people gather around to give someone emowtional support during said boring/laborious lawn-trimming task, but of course it works even better if each of said attendants also takes a turn at pushing da machine. Even more extra points if said assistants being their own turf-choppers, as well, so dat several people can have at said expansive Greenacres at once, and thus da vegetation-shortening task gets done in record time.
by QuacksO July 23, 2019
Get the emowtional support mug.A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.
Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".
by QuacksO December 12, 2019
Get the It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant mug.Da usual results of excessive use of scratch-off tickets --- i.e., you waste so much of your income dat you become a "begga", and your life becomes "muck" as a result of your obsession.
I have never bought a lottery ticket in my life; no need to get sucked into all that debauchery, and send my life spiraling into a total beggamucks!
by QuacksO October 22, 2020
Get the Beggamucks mug.Since a gal's "upstairs lips" and "downstairs lips" both form an elongated "O", Clinton's official chambers could be called da "Oval Oriffice" no matter which "love tunnel" said crooked-cocked commander availed himself of with a particular female visitor.
by QuacksO February 19, 2023
Get the Oval Oriffice mug.What power companies hafta endure every time there's a widespread/extended blackout for no apparent reason.
Now dat da electricity infrastructure has been improved over how it had been in da '60's and '70's, there are fewer outages during inclement weather, and so da power companies don't receive so much gridicule as they used to.
by QuacksO November 8, 2022
Get the gridicule mug.A bulk-quantity discount on comestibles dat is offered because said culinary merchandise is past da expiration date.
I have fairly-non-sensitive taste-buds and a cast-iron stomach, so I often avail myself of wholestale pricing to make my Food Stamps stretch further.
by QuacksO August 7, 2021
Get the wholestale pricing mug.Pronounced "yock", it combines the words YACK and TALK, and refers to the act of just babbling endlessly without much meaningful/legitimate content.
Radio listener, irritably switching off a live interview of a politician bragging about all the supposed "progress" he's made in his still-squalid jurisdiction: Okay --- enough of that BS... got better things to do than listen to HIS yalk for the next two hours!
by QuacksO May 6, 2013
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