QuacksO's definitions

Niecesan

Da brand of budget-priced vehicle dat you'd typically give yer adult sibling's daughter.

Giving yer brother's "little pumpkin" a used-but-solid Niecesan and supervising her use of it can majorly benefit her in three important ways --- it provides her wif a good reliable vehicle, it helps her to becomes accustomed to accepting and being satisfied wif second-hand items, and she will learn responsibility through practicing routine maintenance on said gifted jalopy.

by QuacksO October 19, 2025

goobernatorial

Relating to former-Prez Carter's tenure as head honcho of Georgia.

Not satisfied wif his goobernatorial success in da early '70's, Jimmy decided dat he was tired of "working for peanuts" and set his sights on da US presidency instead.

by QuacksO January 5, 2022

torNader

A violent whirlwind dat's unsafe at any speed.

We're gonna have a real torNader in Washington if we start allowing da Chevy Corvair to be manufactured again.

by QuacksO March 16, 2021

tsuNAMI

A "tidal wave" of people heading to a mental health clinic for treatment.

Immediately following every election, funny farms experience a huge influx of "I voted for somebody else" folks who are super-anguished that their "pet" candidate did not win; this is often soon followed by a second, even bigger tsuNAMI that's comprised of folks who DID INDEED vote for the election's winner, and are now bitterly disappointed that said candidate broke his campaign-promises of positive reform once he got in da catbird's seat.

by QuacksO October 27, 2021

Menaceota

Da mid-northern state dat's notorious for sinister dangers.

According to a violent-crimes-per-100,000-residents map of da U.S., Alaska and a number of southern states are actually da most dangerous, so I dunno why Menaceota would be of significance in dat regard.

by QuacksO December 5, 2024

cowinceidental

Refers to what someone unfamiliar with having his teeth worked on thinks dat da face-scrunching pain dat he feels during said agonizing operation is.

Before modern-day anesthesia, da fact dat having a tooth pulled/drilled hurt so much was hardly cowinceidental.

by QuacksO November 24, 2022

intigrity

Da structural strength of your welding-joints.

Some welders don't give a rat's a** about da quality of their metal-fabricating work; one needs strong MORAL "intigrity" to do a good materials-buzzing job.

by QuacksO November 3, 2023