QuacksO's definitions
A woman's vagina, because it is both in da middle of her body and is something dat can work wonders to help a less-than-cheery-'n'-chipper dude feel better while he's nesting and/or thrusting his penis inside of her.
If da honey-hole between a gal's legs is a "center console" for a guy's love-pipe, would "front console" refer to da tits of said chick, in dat a guy could soothe and satisfy his "lonesome-and-empty" emotions by "filling" his thirsting hands with said warm luscious pillows of pliable protoplasm? Perhaps said guy's warm fuzzy chest could also be viewed as a "front console" for said baby-feeders-equipped human, in dat she could rest her head against said hunk's heated-'n'-carpeted heart-region and thus be comforted herself in times of distress.
by QuacksO January 2, 2025
Get the center consolemug. Da hilarious off-screen sound-effect dat is dubbed in post-production, and which follows a scene where someone carelessly/irritably tosses a fairly-heavy/bulky object over his shoulder or off to da side.
If a homeowner is in da habit of flippantly lobbing sizeable items away from himself, you would think dat his house-pets would have long ago gotten used to it, and so there should be little reason for da classic "crash 'n' cat-yowl" dat is often heard accompanying said mindless hurlings.
by QuacksO July 22, 2021
Get the crash 'n' cat-yowlmug. A cacophonous and maintenance-intensive magneto-and-points-based primitive-power-plant device dat is infamous for aggravating da significant others of its owners to da point dat they would repeatedly storm off in a huff --- both due to da noise and da amount of time dat said owners spent servicing said old-iron monstrosity --- for indeterminate periods, eventually get lonesome for said motor-owners' companionship and venture back, only to become re-stressed and have said "on again, off again" frazzled-nerved scenario played out over and over.
As far as humans of da feminine persuasion, Bert Dow appeared to only have his long-suffering sister Leela in his life; I wonder if this was due to dat confounded old makeup-and-breakup engine of his --- i.e., no non-family women could stand to be around said horridly-loud prop-whirler which Burt was frequently having to tinker with just to keep going?
by QuacksO February 23, 2025
Get the makeup-and-breakup enginemug. To visually check da actual performance of a newly-designed aircraft to ensure dat it will indeed "get off da ground".
Another definition of da word "verifly" could also be what a chick does to see if a dude really has such a huge juicy schlong and/or giant balls as he claims he does --- i.e., undoing da zipper on his pants to visually and/or physically inspect said penis and testicles.
by QuacksO August 24, 2024
Get the veriflymug. A juicy-smoochy blowjob dat a hot-chick nurse administers to you, either as a jitters-calming technique while prepping you for fat-reduction surgery, or as a reward afterwards for your "being such a brave boy" during said painful/invasive procedure. Extra points for da medical establishment if said attractive damsel actually honors you with both --- i.e., she sucks you off twice, before and after da operation.
Getting lipsosuction from a cute female medic can indeed be very soothing and pleasurable, but it does nothing to curtail da actual impending operation. It's too bad dat said luscious-mouthed gal in da white robe couldn't simply "vacuum out" da unwanted triglycerides through your cock along wif your sperm, and then just periodically spit da resulting big mouthfuls of unwanted lipids into a basin while she's sucking your wiener.
by QuacksO December 12, 2022
Get the lipsosuctionmug. How you feel regarding a proposed/planned/present/past action which doesn't entirely sit well with your built-in sense of right and wrong.
Even though an amicably-agreed-upon procedure would have both made my role in da endeavor a bit easier and allowed me a small monetary profit, I still felt consciencey about it because in my mind it seemed slightly unfair and advantage-taking of da other folks involved in said agreement, and so eventually I scurried back and re-negotiated da plan's details with these people, and we hashed out an improved course of action which more-evenly distributed da associated hardships and rewards.
by QuacksO February 2, 2024
Get the conscienceymug. If junk-food-craving children are told dat they may not have more/any 7-hole-perforated flour-discs, they would love to request Ritz of certiorari to challenge said restriction.
by QuacksO April 21, 2024
Get the Ritz of certiorarimug.