Definitions by QuacksO

conkeror 

Someone who overzealously tries to win at da competitive sport of twirling a dried chestnut on a string and attempting to whack it against a similar nut-on-a-string device dat's being dangled by his play-partner.

Swinging any hard and fairly-heavy object on a string sounds awfully dangerous to yourself and anyone around you, so I think I won't try to be a conkeror.

conkeror by QuacksO December 24, 2022

massagynist 

A dude who refuses to give women soothing rub-downs and/or insists on receiving said "luxury of da hands" treatments only from fellow males.

Being allowed to administer an all-over body-rub to a lady --- and being given one in return from her --- is basically da ultimate pleasure to da vast majority of guys... massagynists don't know what they're missing!

massagynist by QuacksO December 24, 2022

reediculous

What da notion dat every public-school student should be required to learn to play a woodwind instrument is.

De term "reediculous" should not be confused wif da word "readiculous", which refers to how a particular school's NOT requiring a student to learn to decipher written words should be viewed.

reediculous by QuacksO December 24, 2022

adolessence 

Da basic spirit and aura of a typical teenager's experience of everyday life.

Adolessence may indeed have some desirable attributes, but it can also include highly-distressing features such as raging hormones, acne, mood-swings, etc.

adolessence by QuacksO December 24, 2022

ekhanomy 

Da processes of money-management and efficient use of resources employed on da planet Ceti Alpha V.

Perhaps da overall ekhanomy on a certain outer-space colony might have been more tolerable and peaceable if its leader hadn't been such a "wrathful" individual.

ekhanomy by QuacksO December 24, 2022

khandom 

A protective rubber sleeve designed to fit over da love-pipe of a male prior to said appendage's "performing its function", and intended to prevent unwanted pregnancies and other disagreeable "surprises" caused by sexual intercourse among genetically-engineered humanoids.

Perhaps Captain Kirk wished dat da parents of a certain hot-tempered and overly-rebellious male associate had worn "khandoms" prior to said "wrathful" individual's conception!

khandom by QuacksO December 24, 2022

hollyday season 

Da end-of-da-year period when ya see lots of wreaths and garlands festooning homes and businesses.

Da term "hollyday season" could also be a sarcastic term to describe da merely-traditional-and-commercialized nature of Christmas dat many modern-day people seem to consider it, in dat they may indeed buy lavish gifts and put up cheery festive decorations, yet they do not seem to make much if any effort to actually behave any differently or improve their treatment of others during dat period.

hollyday season by QuacksO December 24, 2022