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A protective rubber sleeve designed to fit over da love-pipe of a male prior to said appendage's "performing its function", and intended to prevent unwanted pregnancies and other disagreeable "surprises" caused by sexual intercourse among genetically-engineered humanoids.
Perhaps Captain Kirk wished dat da parents of a certain hot-tempered and overly-rebellious male associate had worn "khandoms" prior to said "wrathful" individual's conception!
khandom by QuacksO December 24, 2022
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Genghis Khandom 

-Did you use protection when you banged Emily?
-No way man, we used a Genghis Khandom!
Loving warm heated pretty girl

Most khando's are originated from tibet
Wow khando is so loving!
khando by Vanessa3457 November 21, 2016
Fuck ms khanom
Khanom by LOOOOOOOOOOL August 7, 2018
A Girl originated from tibet with an amazing sense of fashion. She’ll be the best person to be around but only if she lets her gourd down. Prettiest both inside and outside.
Seeing her on the streets will make u feel like watching a runway model walk. Has a real rbf but isn‘t anything like it. Never afraid to say what the thinks and feels.
Omg did u see Khando?

Yes she is so cool
Khando by bententherealedt November 23, 2021
HE IS LIKE A MENCAE BUT KINDA HOT IG? HE WORKS FOR THE TALIBAN BROTHERS. CURRENTLY UNDER SEARCH OF THE U.S GOVERNMENT.
He is Khandoker
khandoker by Skyzz123 April 26, 2022

asghar khanoom 

asghar khanoom is the female version of asghar. asghar khanoom is the dream girl of every guy in the world.you have no chance to beat her if you're a girl because asghar khanoom is not just a normal pretty girl, she is totally a Daaf.
oh my god who is that , is she angel or sth ?
<no she is asghar khanoom.>

oh my eyes , why is that girl so shiny ?
<she is asghar khanoom , she's from heaven.>
asghar khanoom by aryahm1984 February 20, 2022