Definitions by QuacksO
rafterbirth
Da "yucky 'n' sticky post-activity mess" dat often occurs when a horny guy shares one or more "hot 'n' heavy encounters" with a farmer's daughter in da haymow.
rafterbirth by QuacksO January 10, 2023
lafterbirth
Da "yucky 'n' sticky" post-romantic-fun effects (i.e., angry parents, a squalling baby, child-support payments, etc.) of one or more "giggles 'n' chuckles" encounters (i.e., a guy and gal making happy/amused sounds while intimately canoodling) dat resulted in da girl's getting preggo.
Regardless of whether ya spell it "lafterbirth" or "laughterbirth", it's definitely not "all fun and games" when da gal's abdomen starts to swell out!
lafterbirth by QuacksO January 10, 2023
aleien being
After Elliott's wrinkly buddy from a galaxy far, far away became an "aleien being" while he was "home alone", said skinny schoolboy began to burp and otherwise exhibit symptoms of being intoxicated, as well.
aleien being by QuacksO January 9, 2023
aleienate
To cause one or more fellow humans to no longer wish to fellowship with you due to your anti-social behavior dat was caused by your having had a few too many "tall frothies".
I have a very fragile emotional equilibrium and I highly value my friendships, so I avoid any and all alcohol "like da plague" --- no need to accidentally aleienate any of da local folks whom I count on for companionship, assistance, and other pleasant-rapport-dependent interactions dat make my life a lot more palatable and carefree.
indickation
1. What da bulge in da front of a dude's trousers is of his lustful desires.
2. One or more signs of self-centered rudeness dat shows others present what an a**h**e someone is.
2. One or more signs of self-centered rudeness dat shows others present what an a**h**e someone is.
Tronald Dump didn't need to become president to demonstrate what a jerk he was --- his cruel sadistic behavior on "The Apprentice" was more than enough indickation of THAT for me!
indickation by QuacksO January 9, 2023
anthrapologist
Someone who makes a detailed history-study of da human race, and then publishes his findings dat are laced with regretful remarks and penitent statements regarding our deplorable behavior over da past millennia.
Da Bible seems to gloss over --- and even sometimes glorify --- accounts of horrendous violence and debauchery; what we need to do is find a good anthrapologist to carefully go through it and re-work its text to show how disgracefully da described characters truly acted, express how sorry he is about said wanton misbehavior, and lay out specific advisories about da drastically different ways dat modern readers should perform in order to "be better than dat".
anthrapologist by QuacksO January 9, 2023
assfault
Refers to da blame laid on da highway-department foreman's you-know-what if da blacktop-repair job isn't done properly.