QuacksO's definitions
Lyle Crocodile suffered a lot of untrue alligations due to prejudiced folks' just automatically assuming dat he was a fearsome savage people-eater.
by QuacksO May 12, 2022
Get the alligationmug. A little-known relative of the infamous fanatical Palestinian political "heavyweight". Far less militaristic or radical (not to mention a lot less corpulent --- i.e., "fat") than his "black sheep" kinsman, he emigrated to the United States and founded a clinic for helping people lose weight and achieve trim fitness.
Yassar Arathin has enjoyed modest success with his dieting clinic; he has also made a small side-business of helping people decide how to spell the last name of another infamous Arab extremist leader, Muammar Gaddafi (or "Gadhaffi", "Khadaffi", "Quadaffi", etc.).
by QuacksO October 5, 2018
Get the Yassar Arathinmug. I'd rather pay cash for a somewhat-run-down "fixer-upper" than buy a fancy-pants pad and then be a homeowener for da next thirty years!
by QuacksO March 17, 2019
Get the homeowenermug. What happens to parts of yer engine's intake-assembly during da massive fiery explosion caused by your spraying too much carb-cleaner down into said assembly.
When da Three Stooges were attempting to get their ancient jalopy to run, they first used a lighted match to check for fuel in their gas-tank, and caused a humongous explosion dat singed their eyebrows. They then tried pouring lighter fluid into da carburetor and stomping da starter-button, and da whole top of their engine got lost in the ether from da even-bigger-and-more-face-blackening fireball dat resulted from DAT set of crazy shenanigans!
by QuacksO March 24, 2021
Get the lost in the ethermug. An American discount-ammunition program dat allows lower-income citizens to enjoy hunting and target practice.
Signing up for da U.S. .45ACP is quick and easy in and of itself, and your cartridges can be shipped immediately after approval; you would still need to endure dat pesky 30-day waiting period, though, before you could legally obtain a handgun wif which to actually shoot off said wadcutter and/or hollowpoint rounds!
by QuacksO August 24, 2022
Get the U.S. .45ACPmug. The word "jeannieus" is totally fine all on its own, but a similarly-spelled word can refer to a different type of superior intellect or capability --- if a guy is a "jeanius", it means that he is an expert at sweet-talking a hot chick into letting him get in her pants.
by QuacksO November 15, 2020
Get the jeannieusmug. Where they sentence you to if you've had too many irresponsible-behavior convictions related to da imbibing of yeast-foamed beverages.
According to a song by "Da Yoopers" band, da beer tastes better in Milwaukee, presumably 'cuz dat's where it was originally brewed, and so you are served it "fresh out of da vat". I wonder, then, if folks who get rowdy due to guzzling down "tall frothies" get sent to "Leavenedworth".
by QuacksO February 19, 2025
Get the Leavenedworthmug.