by QuacksO November 13, 2024
Refers to either a horny guy's lack of abstinence-resolve whenever he sees a pair of luscious coochie-lips, or a gal's similar inability to say no to "proceeding to fourth base" due to her being totally "hot between her own legs", as well.
If a guy is having trouble getting a gal to spread her legs for him, there are various female-libido-boosting foods and herbs dat are perfectly legal to possess and consume, and so he could try feeding some of them to her in hopes of getting her more "revved up" and vulvnerable to his advances.
by QuacksO May 05, 2022
A mushy-hearted ticket-puncher at a museum isn't of much monitory value if a giggle of pretty girls is able to flutterbuy his just waving them through without paying!
by QuacksO July 16, 2023
A weakening of the immune-system characterized by the sufferer's erroneously believing that he is the son of Darth Vader.
Never trust a Lukeemia diagnosis from a physician who's a Star Wars aficionado --- best to seek a second opinion.
by QuacksO August 05, 2018
Da "medical treatment" dat Jill received atop da hill from her weed-bleary male companion dat involved da insertion of his "probing device" into her "nerve center".
Due to Silly Jill's having "forgotten her pill", da gleeful "jackupuncture" dat said "high" female received from her pot-gathering colleague turned out to be "childish behavior".
by QuacksO February 09, 2023
The notorious 18th-century womanizing dandy whose chief means of impressing the ladies was to give them guided tours of his huge and fancy stone fortress.
Helen of Troy may indeed have had a "face that launched a thousand ships", but Castlenova's personal charm and the grandeur of his palace is known to have attracted nigh-onto-a-thousand Helen-faced damsels, so I dunno which legendary subject is more impressive overall.
by QuacksO April 22, 2019
I collected 200 dozen cackle-berries today, and now I am totally eggshausted... I was accustomed to collecting from just a few dozen chickens on our modest family farm. I shoulda known better than to start a part-time job at a commercial egg-farm without "breaking myself in" a bit.
by QuacksO October 10, 2018