QuacksO's definitions
The typically-accepted-as-equivalent "pleasure-reimbursement" that a guy and gal exchange in a particular everyday romantic "transaction".
Two examples of standard rewards:
(1) If a guy allows a visiting gal to use his shower, she lets him accompany her into the shower and dreamily canoodle with her under the warm waterfall.
(2) If a misty-eyed guy wants to give a buxom gal a naked chest-to-chest hug, he'll soothingly massage her back all during said extended deeply-squeezy snuggle-session. (A variation on this "contract" would be that if she lets him savoringly play with her boobs and fondle her butt, he'll massage whatever other body-parts that she requests him to soothe --- i.e., her feet, shoulder-blades, neck, etc. --- for a similar length of time as he pleasures his thirsting hands with her "choicest morsels".)
(1) If a guy allows a visiting gal to use his shower, she lets him accompany her into the shower and dreamily canoodle with her under the warm waterfall.
(2) If a misty-eyed guy wants to give a buxom gal a naked chest-to-chest hug, he'll soothingly massage her back all during said extended deeply-squeezy snuggle-session. (A variation on this "contract" would be that if she lets him savoringly play with her boobs and fondle her butt, he'll massage whatever other body-parts that she requests him to soothe --- i.e., her feet, shoulder-blades, neck, etc. --- for a similar length of time as he pleasures his thirsting hands with her "choicest morsels".)
by QuacksO July 4, 2018
Get the standard rewardmug. Describes da "teed off" emotion dat Goldfinger felt after James Bond slickly "bunted" da game-win from him at da eleventh hour by secretly switching da golf balls during da final round.
Goldfinger had zero room to talk about his feeling "forelorn" at losing da game due to Double-Oh-Seven's sneakily switching da golf balls on him, in dat HE HIMSELF had been knowingly cheating, also, by having Odd Job hide extra golf balls in his pants-leg to surreptitiously drop onto da green in da event dat his boss lost a ball in da rough.
by QuacksO October 19, 2023
Get the forelornmug. Many elderly folks prefer not to participate in town meetings, voting, or other forms of public democracy; they make up da silent mudgeority.
by QuacksO July 2, 2023
Get the mudgeoritymug. Da screaming-intense experiences dat you encounter during an appointment to have your pearly-whites worked on.
With modern-day anesthesia and nitrous oxide, getting you wisdom teeth pulled is not usually such howling avdentures as it used to be.
by QuacksO May 21, 2023
Get the howling avdenturesmug. An isolated locale where either you do not hafta deal wif da straight sections of certain tools like drills or screwdrivers, or you can work with said implement-parts without interference from others.
If you have issues with mooching colleagues' always borrowing your hand-tools, it's wise to store them away in a workshop that can serve as a shanktuary for said precious devices.
by QuacksO October 29, 2022
Get the shanktuarymug. Da highly-controversial mega-biz vestment-bank dat rakes in huge bags of honey-colored doubloons for its top honchos, but leaves millions of its "lower down on da corporate ladder" colleagues with empty pockets.
Some people think that the Golden Sacks Group is the greatest portfolio-management firm since sliced bread, but I view them as merely a bunch of greedy fat cats with big dollar-signs in their eyes.
by QuacksO January 15, 2020
Get the Golden Sacks Groupmug. Describes how a spinster may either "score" wif a guy (i.e., "hit on" him to see if he finds her attractive/likeable, and then "hit da mark", as in, have him turn out to indeed be compatible enough wif her for them to get hitched), or "strike out" --- i.e., find him not to be da one for her --- and thus she will remain a "Miss" instead of a becoming "Mrs."
by QuacksO October 19, 2023
Get the hit or Missmug.