How you'll want to raise a "hot" car's wheels for towing purposes, if it is fitted wif a GPS-tracking device --- da more you move said pilfered conveyance, da more likely it is dat da alarm will be set off.
Actually, of course, employing da "lowjack" technique will not likely alter how effective "LoJack" will be at locating and returning said stolen wheels --- da system works merely on da distance of movement of da plundered property from its home base, not on how high off da ground it is raised.
by QuacksO July 14, 2023
Infamous vertically-challenged 19th-century Corsican emperor with a penchant for high explosives. Majorly suffering from "little-man syndrome", he would often resort to blowing up everything around him in a desperate attempt to be noticed; this usually failed because (A) everyone within a ten-mile radius would always evacuate as soon as he started his countdown, and (B) nobody could see him through all the smoke and flying debris in the aftermath of his "glorious" handiwork.
Citizen (hearing loud explosion in distance): Well --- sounds like old Napoleon Blownapart is at it again down in the quarry!
by QuacksO April 24, 2012
Someone who noisily and tempestuously acts a pain-in-da-you-know-what to one or more fellow mortals.
Certain televangelists do lots of roaring around and arrogant raving about how wicked everyone is; I prefer to steer clear of those thormentors when seeking legitimate advice on how to live my life or improve my behavior.
by QuacksO March 11, 2021
During the course of my weekly vacuuming, I accidentally destroyed my 8-year-old daughter's Malibu Barbie, but since it was a very common style that was therefore readily available at the local Walmart, I was able to simply replace the broken unit with an identical new one, and so my "little mama" never knew the difference when she got home from school; no condollences were required.
by QuacksO December 17, 2021
A sarcastically-disparaging nickname given to an overly-strict-'n'-severe military-base supervisor who staunchly believes in da appallingly-prejudiced "you can't teach an old dog new tricks" philosophy, and who therefore thinks dat any even-minorly-misbehaving "Army brat" should automatically be sent to da slammer, rather than being given a lighter punishment like probation or community service.
George Beat-Around-Da-Bush said he'd give us a "kinder gentler America" during his presidency, but said lofty promise never seemed to actually come to fruition --- selfishness and violent crime have climbed to an all-time high, and we still have plenty of "Brig'em Young" figures terrorizing da offspring of our nation's veterans!
by QuacksO December 29, 2021
Typical "funny farm" sequence:
(1) person feels crazy
(2) person takes meds for said craziness
(3) meds make person even crazier
(4) person takes more/different meds to try to control additional craziness
(5) said new meds --- or da combination of old and new --- make person even crazier
(6) lather, rinse, repeat --- hystery repeats itself!
(1) person feels crazy
(2) person takes meds for said craziness
(3) meds make person even crazier
(4) person takes more/different meds to try to control additional craziness
(5) said new meds --- or da combination of old and new --- make person even crazier
(6) lather, rinse, repeat --- hystery repeats itself!
by QuacksO December 18, 2022
Describes a very enjoyable outing, event, set of circumstances, etc., which involves strong breezes and/or a lot of farting (think: the famously-uproarious mid-20th-century wind-breaking contest between whizzpopping-champions Lord Windesmere and Paul Boomer).
A social event which involves a lot of farting will usually be a lot more "winderful" if there are indeed strong fresh-air-delivering breezes present, also, since few people enjoy actually smelling a fart, even if they do get uproarious guffaws at letting them off and/or hearing other make them.
by QuacksO September 06, 2020