resirtification

Training, counselling, and/or exams dat are administered to a dude who'd previously possessed an arrogant macho aggressive personality, and so he is needing to learn what da true meaning of being masculine is --- i.e., acting stern and/or forceful only if there is actually an impending safety-threat or other extreme situation where a hard/tough attitude is actually warranted, but otherwise exercising patience, inhibition, restraint, respect, modesty, etc., in his treatment of others.
While running errands downtown a while back, I met a friendly older gentleman named Ted from Massachusetts with a "Strong Men Don't Bully" bumper sticker on da back of his van; after I approvingly/supportively complimented him on it, he gave me an identical sticker for putting on my own car, and told me dat he was a member of da group "Gloucester Men Against Domestic Abuse", which holds support-group meetings, hands out anti-abuse brochures, and takes part in da annual "Gloucester Fishtown Horribles" parade. His buddy Bill, whom I met in person sometime later, generously mailed me several additional stickers for my own and a couple of friends' vehicles, plus a DVD about da group and its mission --- both to help comfort/encourage battered women and to keep said mean behavior from happening in da first place --- and I enjoyed watching it quite a few times; it mentioned how a number of da guys who observed da group's parade-demonstrations seemed fidgety and ashamed; I guess they didn't appreciate having their own incorrect behavior/mindset "shown up", or being made to realize dat a healthy dose of "resirtification" might have been in order for them!
by QuacksO November 07, 2023
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lambnesia

What Mary's brain had regarding da mischievous-antics possibly of her woolly little four-legged friend when she hid him under her desk, but then didn't "take any steps" to make sure that HE wouldn't "take steps" to follow after her when she went up to perform a task at the blackboard!
Fortunately Miss Kimball was a good-natured understanding soul who understood dat little kids may likely make innocent-but-embarrassing mistakes, and so she didn't blame Mary for her lambnesia; she just gently asked her to put said tiny adorable creature outside for da remainder of da class-time.
by QuacksO January 14, 2024
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Jenneration

Humorous/contemptuous term for da more-recent "crop" of humans who are more tolerant/supportive/complacent regarding da unconventional/unorthodox gender-identification of certain fellow-human individuals like former-Olympics-athlete Bruce/Caitlyn.
I'm not sure exactly where my political/moral stance is on male-female ambiguity and changes, but if da newer Jenneration's views and outlooks mean that they will be exhibiting more respect and making extra allowances for folks who are unfortunate enough to have been born with hormonal abnormalities, I guess that I haven't really got too much to say against it.
by QuacksO May 20, 2021
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hication

Where you'd much rather go to than a "location" --- i.e., any spot dat would likely make you feel depressed, such as a funeral or sentencing-hearing.
A "hication" might indeed be a more-desirable venue for a normally-healthy person, but for someone with significant acrophobia, said lofty hangout might actually be LESS palatable than a "lowcation". Merely a feeling of melancholy is generally less severe or debilitating than being terrified of falling.
by QuacksO December 04, 2022
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lickquid assets

Cash dat a lady hopes to obtain from a guy by giving him one or more tongue-lolling blowjobs.
Dogs and girls alike seem to think dat they can extract lickquid assets out of mushy-hearted dudes.
by QuacksO December 30, 2023
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rubber check

Where a gal promises to "pay" you for a favor by spreading her legs for you afterwards, but then unexpectedly insists that you wear a condom, which of course drastically reduces the pleasure of the act and thus largely negates any true value of said "payment".
Any time that a "willing" chick offers me sex in exchange for my assistance, I always make sure to first ask her if she's gonna let me "do it bareback" before I decide whether or not to bust my ass for her --- oh, I might still help her out even if she wants me to use protection, of course, but I still like to know what I'll be actually getting out of da deal --- I've gotten too many rubber checks in da past!
by QuacksO September 09, 2018
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atrofeed

How Garfield claims he will become if Jon doesn't give him huge portions of rich-caloried delectables every few hours.
Da term "atrofeed" can also refer to da depleted-resources state dat your bank-accounts will eventually become if you don't maintain prudent financial practices, and thus da banks and other places of business dat you frequent will slap you wif astronomical service-charges and other added expenses due to your lack of awareness and diligence.
by QuacksO November 08, 2023
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